TAY: thread about yambs...

[tdogg2k]

Not sure if anyone has told you,

But never dip your pen in company ink.

It never ends well.

Ever.

the girl Im with I work together.

ill admit its harder cutting them off and kinda awkwar d at work cuz no one can know we together.

problem with that I still have to watch guys go up to her and hit on her. I'm actually trying to find a new job now. but I think our relationship is strong because we see eac h other almost everyday

 

[gatorbeltsnpattiemelts]

1.3/week

living together and both working completely messes up the libido. Dating is totally different b/c then its like you gotta smash every time u see each other.

glad it's not just me

Granted the times we do have sex it's "hot" (he just got a jeep ) but just normally it's fallen off. I think it's just I feel like he's always in my space.... I don't even feel sexual towards him. I know, that's ****** up. Something is wrong with me.

 

[Mark Antony]

Damn. RIP homie.

 

[gatorbeltsnpattiemelts]

^

thanks for the support

 

[Mark Antony]

I NT love you ma, and wish you the best. But once that physical attraction starts falling off... Gotta be some strong **** to move beyond that.

 

[luong1209]

Those in a relationship, how often ya'll smash? Or is this a relationship free yambs thread?

w/ the main yamb?

2 times a week MAX.. most of the time 1...

cant give these chicks the D whenever they want it... you gotta turn them down a few times, ya know?

Yup, GF.

I might make it 2-3x only. We've been dating for about 3 months, relationship for month now. But I don't make sex that big of a deal, must be weird.

 

[bogusreality]

Never understood why dudes are looking for a wifey, I'm looking for more JO's.

Perception, I guess.

 

[ricky409]

Yup, GF.

I might make it 2-3x only. We've been dating for about 3 months, relationship for month now. But I don't make sex that big of a deal, must be weird.

let me rephrase...

Main yamb =\= girlfriend ...

Can't do it, word to mike singletary ...

She's just the one I do the most stuff with.

Girlfriend is NOT on the menu... yambs only..

 

[oidreez]

Never understood why dudes are looking for a wifey, I'm looking for more JO's.

Perception, I guess.

depends on age and where you want to be in life

 

[bluexsneakerhead]

as gross as this is, this is absolutely true

 

[frostythepoptart]

1. that is in no way gross.

2. ehhh at the corny sayings about "real men"

 

[rell]

Yea when I see a sentence begin with "Real men" I just stop reading...

 

[frshstunna]

Yambless at the moment

Word my roster close to gone since I deleted all those chicks who play games or flake when I be trying to chill. Got to start going out again to get it back cause those Okc app chicks be fronting the most to.

Yea its re up time again for me, i deleted most of my phone book and text threads the other day..i been smashing old joints that been hittin me up outta nowhere recently tho, seems like summer time old yambs come back out to play

 

[ricky409]

as gross as this is, this is absolutely true

 

[rrlegend]

 

[ricky409]

Sooooo ... ol girl I was telling yall about... that hit me on the random...

She came thru...

And no yambs were had.

Spoiler

We talked about her yambs, the d, how she hates wearing pants, taught me how to say "take of the pants" in Spanish, and even got dressed in my shorts in front of me...

And I didn't even go for it...

She has CAKES tatted on her lower back famb ...

CAKES!!
Swear she has a body like Serena Williams...

I snapped this of her tree trunk legs but this is all I could get...

I just... didn't do it fambs ...



i guess it seemed like... i dont know... maybe b/c i smashed her homey tons of times... maybe b/c i know her dude (and he called!)... maybe b/c i just wasnt super horny..

i just didnt do it.

 

[lpheat22]

What?! How could you not? What's wrong yambgod?

 

[アミーゴ]

I just had a first...

Got girls number, flirting and everything. Hit her up shes responding etc.

I say, "Pick a number 1-10."
"7"
"Perfect, we are hanging out next Tuesday "
"Haha nice try but Imma busy lady!! U cant just sneak ur way into my agenda like that!!"
"Well when r u free so I can sneak onto that schedule??"
"Ha ha...not until July or Aug!!"
"Not every single day is taken. Must have an hr or two for an adventure with me "
"I work 7-7 M-F and shoot weddings every weekend. When I met you I just got back from one, and have three the next three weekends. I wish I was kidding but I'm not :/"




How does The Gawd play this?

 

[championboyz7]

Save your time.

 

[stork]

"Ha ha...not until July or Aug!!"

bruh....dead her. she's not interested at all.

 

[dakingii]

Decided to settle down with this chick ive known for a while now. We lost touch for a good little minute but i guess fate pushed up back together.

I havent been in a real relationship in so long though i dont even know how to have one

Ive "talked" to hella females, but i cant remember the last time ive been in a labeled(boyfriend/girlfriend) relationship.

 

[アミーゴ]

bruh....dead her. she's not interested at all.

Read the edit. She does actually shoot weddings, I know a mutual friend.

 

[rrlegend]

Sooooo ... ol girl I was telling yall about... that hit me on the random...

She came thru...

And no yambs were had.

Spoiler

We talked about her yambs, the d, how she hates wearing pants, taught me how to say "take of the pants" in Spanish, and even got dressed in my shorts in front of me...

And I didn't even go for it...

She has CAKES tatted on her lower back famb ...

CAKES!!
Swear she has a body like Serena Williams...

I snapped this of her tree trunk legs but this is all I could get...



I just... didn't do it fambs ...

i guess it seemed like... i dont know... maybe b/c i smashed her homey tons of times... maybe b/c i know her dude (and he called!)... maybe b/c i just wasnt super horny..

i just didnt do it.

your a better man than me rick, if she woulda came over i would of smashed , espically with all the extras she pulled, than i would have told the homey like" oh you still with so and so she didnt tell me all that ". aint no telling what other dudes she's "chilling" with that dont have the will power that you have.

 

[tdogg2k]

yup rick should a told dude like these famous words by childish gambino

I've made mistakes, I bumped my head
Inside of this girl, inside of my bed
Whatever, man, I'm just havin' fun
I'm sorry that I f***ked her but now you know that she's not the one
I'm doin' you a favor, like every time I rhyme or write a script or do a movie

 

[rrlegend]

yup rick shpulda told dude like these fanous words by childish gambino

I've made mistakes, I bumped my head
Inside of this girl, inside of my bed
Whatever, man, I'm just havin' fun
I'm sorry that I f***ked her but now you know that she's not the one
I'm doin' you a favor, like every time I rhyme or write a script or do a movie

havent heard that in a while repped