TAY: thread about yambs...

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he dropped more game in this freestyle than tariq nasheed has in 6 years 
 
I have a close friend like that. Shes only had two ***** penetrate her yambs, but I'm sure she's sucked at least 5. She's 27, with a Lowkey Disney prince charming type fantasy. Cling level 5.

I can stand a clingy chuck
Splitting bills is tacky to me IMO, at least at a restaurant. We going on a big vacation? Ok. Road trip and we splitting gas? Ok. ******g restaurant? Either you pay full or I pay full.
I usually just pay for the dates really don't keep track but best believe I'm not playing every time we go out. Chick going to have to catch the bill a few times or get the tip. I'm out here working just like u. also do like when shorty like Na I got..... She gets mad points off that
 
Can't do the clingy type. As soon as I see the number I just cringe like what the ****?
 
Sup,

I'm starting to see this new girl I met online recently. We went out for drinks last night for the first time, it went really well she was easy to talk to and kept ordering drinks. At the end of the night we made out.

I'm prob gonna see her again but I want to know what my approach should be for paying for the upcoming dates. Do I pay in full for the second date too, then the third date we split the bill? How is the payment part for upcoming dates ideally supposed to work? She's 35 if that matters.


Splitting bills is tacky to me IMO, at least at a restaurant. We going on a big vacation? Ok. Road trip and we splitting gas? Ok. ******g restaurant? Either you pay full or I pay full.

yup, not sure if tacky is the right word, but i agree.
 
Chick just told me she never had a orgasm.
You know ya boy gon tear through dem yambs :hat
 
long story but ima shorten it. ain't seen my girl in a week and I was hella horny. so the first time was quick and to the point. 29 mins later. I felt that red bull surging through my veins. next thing u knpw I'm going till she dries Nd that's necer happened. we get the aoil. next thing u know she diggin in the back of my head. I'm squeezing on the small bottom dimple part of her back. (right before the butt starts).
she tells nw don't move. next thing I know I feel the box earthquaking.
she said best Orgasm she's ever had in her life.
and she is the type to tell u quick sex was weak or whack.

ode to Tyrese I had to do the beat ot up right dance
 
I suggested that and condoms.... weed helps too.


Dang! Man I love being in a good *** healthy *** relationship. This **** is amazing. Makes me feel like everybody before was just practice and now this is the real game/thing :hat :hat :hat

Man. I feel You. Completely. And I don't know how iu are... But if the woman is vocal. That makes me finish A LOT faster. Now matter how tight the box is lol

Something about knowing you're putting in work man. Sometimes I'll be like. MAN BITE A PILLOW OR IM GOING TO HAVE TO STOP
 
Yo another thing ... To all my dudes with girls. Do they give it up when u ask?

Bro I was with a girl for a while, but she would play games and I would be like. You know what this is a necessity for me. So don't be surprised when I see somebody else. And I would. I would smash some other girl but go on dates with her... Looking back its immature but I now feel like its important to bring this up in a relationship. And now I honestly do. I'll say something like look. I'm a horn dog. I need sex 3-5 tines a day. Its not just sex to me its a way to Relax , let off steam. If you can't deal with this we shouldn't get serious.

Do you guys think this is weird ;/
 
Yo another thing ... To all my dudes with girls. Do they give it up when u ask?

Bro I was with a girl for a while, but she would play games and I would be like. You know what this is a necessity for me. So don't be surprised when I see somebody else. And I would. I would smash some other girl but go on dates with her... Looking back its immature but I now feel like its important to bring this up in a relationship. And now I honestly do. I'll say something like look. I'm a horn dog. I need sex 3-5 tines a day. Its not just sex to me its a way to Relax , let off steam. If you can't deal with this we shouldn't get serious.

Do you guys think this is weird ;/

Nah, not at all, man. We're men, we need to release or else the build up is just too much. Dudes start acting different when they're not getting yambs, especially if they're in a relationship. I feel it makes you more frustrated if anything because you know you got yambs on deck but you're not harvesting them.
 
I would like your guys take on what happened to me this Saturday night. So my boy and I are out, it's about 2-2:15AM when we see this cute girl who was standing by herself start walking towards the bar and stop right behind us. I initiate convo and point out that she looked disgruntled and she tells me her friends were playing some stupid game. I then asked her what my friend and I should drink and she says tequila shots or Rum and Diet's so I get shots for her, my boy and I then drinks for her and I.

We sit down at the bar and start talking about where we went to school and how now she's getting her Master's in Neuroscience. She's asking about my job and seems genuinely interested. She was a really smart chick that appreciated the fact I could have an intelligent conversation so we were vibing....until she asked about my company's offices and I told her that I didn't live there and was visiting. Everything still seemed okay but she mentioned that she knew some people in my city that I should meet which struck me as odd. She also said that she broke up with her boyfriend two weeks prior and she wasn't looking for anything serious; however, there was some touching going on and she kept calling me cute so I don't think that was an issue.

At 3:30AM she goes to the bathroom and the bartender announces that it's last call. I get one last round of drinks and patiently wait for her as I'm thinking we'll go back to her place. 10 minutes go by but no sign of her and I'm thinking that she ditched me. After a few more minutes, she returns (there was a bit of a line) and some drunk dude comes by and starts saying that they were talking for like 30 minutes in the bathroom line (clearly false) and then she tells him to leave her alone and comes up next to me and wraps her arms around my torso and I put my arm around her. I tell the dude off, give her the drink and go to the bathroom. She comes with me and waits outside in case the dude does something weird.

I come out of the bathroom and she's gone. Mind you, this isn't a huge place and if you're standing on the elevated area of the bar you can see everything below. Plus, it was 3:50AM and the lights were on so it was relatively easy to find people begin with. I kinda peek my head around but she's no where in sight. I go outside and it's the same thing. I take a cab back to my boy's place, completely defeated. I honestly think I played this one perfect but it appears that she got cold feet at the last second? I haven't told anyone this story yet but I need your opinion, Yambily? What did I do wrong? Am i to blame for this loss or did I lose due to an unforeseen circumstance?

Cliffs:
-Meet a chick at a bar
-We were vibing and the drinks were flowing
-I tell her that I was visiting and the convo gets a bit different but things still go well
-I go to the bathroom at the end of the night and she waits outside for me
-She's gone when I come out and nowhere to be found
 
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Yo another thing ... To all my dudes with girls. Do they give it up when u ask?

Bro I was with a girl for a while, but she would play games and I would be like. You know what this is a necessity for me. So don't be surprised when I see somebody else. And I would. I would smash some other girl but go on dates with her... Looking back its immature but I now feel like its important to bring this up in a relationship. And now I honestly do. I'll say something like look. I'm a horn dog. I need sex 3-5 tines a day. Its not just sex to me its a way to Relax , let off steam. If you can't deal with this we shouldn't get serious.

Do you guys think this is weird ;/
weird no. selfish yes.

why have a girl if u already plan to get yambs elsewhere if she isn't providing.

I can't condone cheating especially for a reason of you just want to bust.

that's what porn is for
 
Eff that if I love her I'll tell her look I'm tryna bust it open and if you dont wanna provide then you should know the deal.

Same goes for me if she want the D then I'm providing.

Now if your married then you gotta fight throught that situation.
 
I would like your guys take on what happened to me this Saturday night. So my boy and I are out, it's about 2-2:15AM when we see this cute girl who was standing by herself start walking towards the bar and stop right behind us. I initiate convo and point out that she looked disgruntled and she tells me her friends were playing some stupid game. I then asked her what my friend and I should drink and she says tequila shots or Rum and Diet's so I get shots for her, my boy and I then drinks for her and I.

We sit down at the bar and start talking about where we went to school and how now she's getting her Master's in Neuroscience. She's asking about my job and seems genuinely interested. She was a really smart chick that appreciated the fact I could have an intelligent conversation so we were vibing....until she asked about my company's offices and I told her that I didn't live there and was visiting. Everything still seemed okay but she mentioned that she knew some people in my city that I should meet which struck me as odd. She also said that she broke up with her boyfriend two weeks prior and she wasn't looking for anything serious; however, there was some touching going on and she kept calling me cute so I don't think that was an issue.

At 3:30AM she goes to the bathroom and the bartender announces that it's last call. I get one last round of drinks and patiently wait for her as I'm thinking we'll go back to her place. 10 minutes go by but no sign of her and I'm thinking that she ditched me. After a few more minutes, she returns (there was a bit of a line) and some drunk dude comes by and starts saying that they were talking for like 30 minutes in the bathroom line (clearly false) and then she tells him to leave her alone and comes up next to me and wraps her arms around my torso and I put my arm around her. I tell the dude off, give her the drink and go to the bathroom. She comes with me and waits outside in case the dude does something weird.

I come out of the bathroom and she's gone. Mind you, this isn't a huge place and if you're standing on the elevated area of the bar you can see everything below. Plus, it was 3:50AM and the lights were on so it was relatively easy to find people begin with. I kinda peek my head around but she's no where in sight. I go outside and it's the same thing. I take a cab back to my boy's place, completely defeated. I honestly think I played this one perfect but it appears that she got cold feet at the last second? I haven't told anyone this story yet but I need your opinion, Yambily? What did I do wrong? Am i to blame for this loss or did I lose due to an unforeseen circumstance?

Cliffs:
-Meet a chick at a bar
-We were vibing and the drinks were flowing
-I tell her that I was visiting and the convo gets a bit different but things still go well
-I go to the bathroom at the end of the night and she waits outside for me
-She's gone when I come out and nowhere to be found

Bro you messed up when you went to the bathroom.
 
long story but ima shorten it. ain't seen my girl in a week and I was hella horny. so the first time was quick and to the point. 29 mins later. I felt that red bull surging through my veins. next thing u knpw I'm going till she dries Nd that's necer happened. we get the aoil. next thing u know she diggin in the back of my head. I'm squeezing on the small bottom dimple part of her back. (right before the butt starts).
she tells nw don't move. next thing I know I feel the box earthquaking.
she said best Orgasm she's ever had in her life.
and she is the type to tell u quick sex was weak or whack.

ode to Tyrese I had to do the beat ot up right dance
girly was like 

 
I suggested that and condoms.... weed helps too.


Dang! Man I love being in a good *** healthy *** relationship. This **** is amazing. Makes me feel like everybody before was just practice and now this is the real game/thing :hat :hat :hat

Man. I feel You. Completely. And I don't know how iu are... But if the woman is vocal. That makes me finish A LOT faster. Now matter how tight the box is lol

Something about knowing you're putting in work man. Sometimes I'll be like. MAN BITE A PILLOW OR IM GOING TO HAVE TO STOP

Indeed man. lollol.

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I need sex 3-5 tines a day. Its not just sex to me its a way to Relax , let off steam. If you can't deal with this we shouldn't get serious.

thats way too much. sex aint even that fun THAT often. you can have a weekend where yall just F!!!n all throughout the day, but come on now.
 
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Girl at work suggested I try to "talk" to her which surprised me. I'm not interested in beating around the bush so jokingly I do light flirting and ask her for her number but she hasn't given me the number yet. Advice on how to go about this?
 
Girl at work suggested I try to "talk" to her which surprised me. I'm not interested in beating around the bush so jokingly I do light flirting and ask her for her number but she hasn't given me the number yet. Advice on how to go about this?
Did u ask for her number in person? if so what did she say? Other than that seems like she just want some male attention
 
Did u ask for her number in person? if so what did she say? Other than that seems like she just want some male attention

I did. It may come out jokingly. I just say "gimme your number" or "let me get your number". If she's only in it for attention how do I get around that nonsense?
 
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