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well... Idk for you guys.... but it seem like I meet dudes that's good in one area and suck in another.... like why can't I just find a happy medium??
I'm just being melodramatic right now but for real, I be getting pissed off. Like of course new dude is perfect gentlemen, nice, but S.U.C.K.S in bed and isn't that attractive ( he just need to drop some weight) Which, I could even stick around for that cuz he works out with a personal trainer and is serious about it. But the pipe game thing? Man that's a damn deal breaker, I'm sorry. I'm way too real to sit there and fake like I'm enjoying something I'm not. Word to EWF, "ain't it funny the way you feel, shows on your face" Like that's just my luck , I swear
teach him, then again getting them Os are mostly mental as well. back to the yambs
saw a girl i graduated with from high school the other day. she knew i liked her but would never give me the time of day
Her: oh my gawd hi! i havent seen u in so long i barely even noticed it was you)
Me: hey.. whats up?
Her: im fine how are you doing
Me: im doing well
Her: Good! you look so good now( i lost a lot of weight)
Me: thanks you still look the same
Me: not gunna lie i forgot your name( i didnt, just wanted to be an *******)
Her: Its ****** silly! you didnt really forget did you?( her face changes)
Me: no i really did, now i remember tho( got the lil grin going)
Her: so what have u been up to
Me: school/busy
Her: thats whats up
a little rambling back and forth
Her: you know i always thought you were cute in highschool
Me: oh word? thanks( i got pissed off when she told me that decided it was time 2 bounce)
Me: well i gotta go was nice seeing you
Her: ok bye, do you want my number incase your not busy and want to hang out sometime
Me: no
Me: you take my number, call dont text
shes called me 4 times in the last hour. i will ravage those yambs and make her regret dogging me
you sir get props