mr marcus
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That's just women these days...you can't even compliment a chick w/o her thinking you're "thirsty"
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bruh its 2013 any common decency means you thirsty for them. hold a door, say hello, smile at them, introduce yourself and they are running to the nearest form of social media or earhole to tell someone that they are getting thirsted onSo a few days ago, my roommate brought one of his homegirls that leaves a few apartments down from us.
I introduced myself, as I would do when meeting anyone else. (She's not attractive at all, she's like a 3/10.)
My roommate tells her she can take his old coffee maker & blender before she leaves. He (my roommate) leaves for work and it's just me and his homegirl and my homeboy in the apartment. As she is about to pick up both items, she asks: "can one of y'all open the door for me?"
I tell her it's cool and I'll help her out. So I take both items and carry them to her apartment for her. It was just a nice gesture, I thought nothing of it.
My roommate walks in earlier today talking about, "so _______ thinks you want her."
The ****.
I didn't know helping a woman out automatically meant that you wanted her.
It's usually ugly black chicks that do this, I guess I shouldn't of helped her out.
bruh its 2013 any common decency means you thirsty for them. hold a door, say hello, smile at them, introduce yourself and they are running to the nearest form of social media or earhole to tell someone that they are getting thirsted on . you see her again you check her on that sounds like she needs a reality check
what school you go to USA BASKETBALL...??
At this supermarket I work at all types of MILF's come through. It's a rich town so the white women are bad like always. Huge ***** and all lat. But there's this one MILF that is always eyeing me and it's obvious she's interested. Well since I'm a cashier you use the phone number to access a customer's savings card if they don't have it in the physical and through that I saw her name and on some creep **** I facebooked it and found her profile. Now I assure you this isn't as bad as it sounds I'm not a creep lmao but my question is should I friend request the broad and she if she takes it from there? By the way I peeped she has kids and even though I've never seen her husband with her I assume she's married.
Play it one of two ways:By the way there's this other MILF who shops at my job who has made it 100% obvious with no room to guess that she wants me. My question for that situation is how do I get it cracking? Do I write my number on the back of her receipt? All this sounds foolish but It's real life situations at my job and I'd like to hit some MILF ***** cause I know of people who have and why not?
Play it one of two ways:
Next time she comes in your line, notice what she has in her basket.. Make a witty remark or observation and say what kind of alcohol goes with the pairing and if she baits, say you would love to try one of her dishes...
Second, ask if you can help with her groceries to the car( if no bagger is present)... If feasible proceed with game as you walk her to the car..
Try to isolate her just in case you have been reading the signs wrong or not to have your co workers in your business( dudes love nothing more then to hate when it involves females of any kind)...
Do not blow her Facebook up, that could lead to you losing your job or husband/ex-husband coming to make a visit to the store or cause embarrassment amongst her children
Do not write your number on a receipt, get your marketing game up and make some business cards( their hella cheap now days) and slide her one in a sly way with her receipt
Nah I wish I didSince u started 2010 u know/recognize them? this was from 2010 halloweenStill here my man, graduate next spring from Kelley School so from 2010-until now. Its crazy a lot of IU chicks end up either going to Cali or Chitown. I still need to make my way out to Cali I've never been
Had an artsy chick my freshman year of college. I always kick myself in the *** because she was half white/half nigerian sexy as ****. Although obviously all girls are different, including girls in the Hipster segment, you gotta keep it real and up front. If she actually does art, have her send pictures of her artwork. You never know, sometimes she may include a nudie with her photo. Man I miss my artsy chick man ****any tips on "artsy" type chick? shes a little hipsterish, even though she says she's not, but i dont mind. she seems pretty sexual from her artwork and self portraits. i do hear art girls are more open and sexual, any truth?
I don't know if the blondes did or not but the brunette like I said was a soph when she came out here to LA in 2010. Next time I talk to her i'll ask her if she still got friends out there and maybe shoot u some info lol. I know yall still deep in *********** out there thoNah I wish I did. Those broads look like they graduated a year or two though
EWD you gonna kill poor girl once you finally get inside
I don't know if the blondes did or not but the brunette like I said was a soph when she came out here to LA in 2010. Next time I talk to her i'll ask her if she still got friends out there and maybe shoot u some info lol. I know yall still deep in *********** out there tho
Had an artsy chick my freshman year of college. I always kick myself in the *** because she was half white/half nigerian sexy as ****. Although obviously all girls are different, including girls in the Hipster segment, you gotta keep it real and up front. If she actually does art, have her send pictures of her artwork. You never know, sometimes she may include a nudie with her photo. Man I miss my artsy chick man ****any tips on "artsy" type chick? shes a little hipsterish, even though she says she's not, but i dont mind. she seems pretty sexual from her artwork and self portraits. i do hear art girls are more open and sexual, any truth?
EWD you gonna kill poor girl once you finally get inside
[COLOR=#red]I'll take it easy until she open up my dude But I better be ready for some major league clinging.[/COLOR]