TAY: thread about yambs...

[furiousstylez23]

Do any of ya'll guys make vids with these females that get the biz? If so what do you do with them after you record them? Videos that is.lol

I be wanting to make some vids but it's like I dont really wanna put them on the internet. Im not like that, unless I just got some flat out **** that likes that kinda stuff. Which I think I have at the moment,lol.

 

[zakarot]

Please explain

quote from Jay rock off Money Trees from Good Kid MADD city.

 

[ricky409]

Coming back from this interview, I seen this huge booty yamb running. Her body resembled thivk tocarra with a little less chest.

The kind of rump that cats will honk at... I was like "fuggit... you miss 100% of thr shots you dont take"

She was crossing thru a shopping center, so eyez decides to lowkey stalk this chick. Trying to judge the right time to make it seem like I'm gettingbout of the car, and see her and approach comfortably.

She was running extremely fast though... like, she used to run track fast.

Finally I said eff it, went far up ahead, whipped my car around, parked and got out... she was about 15 feet away.

Me: true story... I know you're in the middle of a workout, but I tried three times on trying to catch up with you... and each time, I look up and you're a block away.
Her: lol yeah. I'm just trying to get back in shape

We get to rapping. .. this is where I needs yall take...

She's like... fine as hell... super yellow bone with pretty eyes... rump... the whole 9...

She said she just had twins and she was in a relationship. I told her I dont break up happy homes, but I wasnt. Leaving without some consolation after all the gas I burned trying to catch up to her.

She laughed and said she was very involved, her twins are 3 months old, but she'll take my number.

I always took that as a polite "not interested"...

She hit me about 4 hours later. "Hi.. this is yambreeka... I met you today whole I was working out. Just wanted to say nice meeting. You. Trxt anytime "

Never happened to me like this. Forst thing I thought was, she got a dude in jail...

Second thing was, I'm definitely dressing up more often if I could have a more elevated success rate woth the yambs.

What yall think?

 

[ricky409]

Double dribble.

 

[foampositemd90]

^

 at "yambreeka"

Shoot, I'd say go for. Women don't take your number down AND text you if they're not interested.  She might not wanna break up her relationship right now, but still wants to talk to you.

Remember yambs are like fruit, you might have picked em right now but sometimes you gotta wait for them to ripen before you eat em. (Pun intended)

 

[moe szyslak]

What yall think?

I saw you tread slowly Yamboni. She just had twins 3 months ago so that thang need to rejuvenate. 

I say you tell her you're also trying to get back in shape and tell her you want to work out with her. Do this and it gives you the opportunity to spend time with her in a non-romantic way. Feel out the situation. Find out what the baby daddy situation is and take it from there.

 

[kings castle]

I think this goes back to that morals/standards talk back on the last page. Personally I've done some foul stuff, so don't think I can say I 100% wouldn't if she has the kind of rump that I'm imagining from the way you described it.

I'd do it if I could get in and out of that encounter with the quickness, just don't be sloppy and cover ur tracks.

Da mass makes me weak

 

[gatorbeltsnpattiemelts]

Coming back from this interview, I seen this huge booty yamb running. Her body resembled thivk tocarra with a little less chest.

The kind of rump that cats will honk at... I was like "fuggit... you miss 100% of thr shots you dont take"

She was crossing thru a shopping center, so eyez decides to lowkey stalk this chick. Trying to judge the right time to make it seem like I'm gettingbout of the car, and see her and approach comfortably.

She was running extremely fast though... like, she used to run track fast.

Finally I said eff it, went far up ahead, whipped my car around, parked and got out... she was about 15 feet away.

Me: true story... I know you're in the middle of a workout, but I tried three times on trying to catch up with you... and each time, I look up and you're a block away.
Her: lol yeah. I'm just trying to get back in shape

We get to rapping. .. this is where I needs yall take...

She's like... fine as hell... super yellow bone with pretty eyes... rump... the whole 9...

She said she just had twins and she was in a relationship. I told her I dont break up happy homes, but I wasnt. Leaving without some consolation after all the gas I burned trying to catch up to her.

She laughed and said she was very involved, her twins are 3 months old, but she'll take my number.

I always took that as a polite "not interested"...

She hit me about 4 hours later. "Hi.. this is yambreeka... I met you today whole I was working out. Just wanted to say nice meeting. You. Trxt anytime "

Never happened to me like this. Forst thing I thought was, she got a dude in jail...

Second thing was, I'm definitely dressing up more often if I could have a more elevated success rate woth the yambs.

What yall think?

1. she ain't happy at home... cuz if she was she wouldn't have even taken you're number

2. could end badly for you, cuz if she ain't happy she may turn into a stage five clinger asking you/confiding in you asking for you to save her.

honestly if you that pressed to smash then smash but that situation is tacky , for real. Them twins BRAND NEW cuz. Screams drama.



DO NOT PASS GO, DO NOT COLLECT 200 DOLLARS

 

[frank 7he t4nk]

^

 at "yambreeka"

Shoot, I'd say go for. Women don't take your number down AND text you if they're not interested.  She might not wanna break up her relationship right now, but still wants to talk to you.

Remember yambs are like fruit, you might have picked em right now but sometimes you gotta wait for them to ripen before you eat em. (Pun intended)

Dat analogy.

 

[Jumanji]

Girls are some serious investigators . My smash buddy claims she saw me talking and laughing with a girl in one of my classes. Comes at me with "who you been talkin to in that class.. Dont play dumb. I saw you talkin to (inserts name I cant even remember) "

Way too many females at my university to be stuck in that situation

 

[Peep Game]

Coming back from this interview, I seen this huge booty yamb running. Her body resembled thivk tocarra with a little less chest.
The kind of rump that cats will honk at... I was like "fuggit... you miss 100% of thr shots you dont take"
She was crossing thru a shopping center, so eyez decides to lowkey stalk this chick. Trying to judge the right time to make it seem like I'm gettingbout of the car, and see her and approach comfortably.
She was running extremely fast though... like, she used to run track fast.
Finally I said eff it, went far up ahead, whipped my car around, parked and got out... she was about 15 feet away.
Me: true story... I know you're in the middle of a workout, but I tried three times on trying to catch up with you... and each time, I look up and you're a block away.
Her: lol yeah. I'm just trying to get back in shape
We get to rapping. .. this is where I needs yall take...
She's like... fine as hell... super yellow bone with pretty eyes... rump... the whole 9...
She said she just had twins and she was in a relationship. I told her I dont break up happy homes, but I wasnt. Leaving without some consolation after all the gas I burned trying to catch up to her.
She laughed and said she was very involved, her twins are 3 months old, but she'll take my number.
I always took that as a polite "not interested"...
She hit me about 4 hours later. "Hi.. this is yambreeka... I met you today whole I was working out. Just wanted to say nice meeting. You. Trxt anytime "
Never happened to me like this. Forst thing I thought was, she got a dude in jail...
Second thing was, I'm definitely dressing up more often if I could have a more elevated success rate woth the yambs.
What yall think?

There's where I nearly exited out the thread, but if you remember that PM about that older chick with the kids I was telling you about....I'd still, sort of want

Talking to her here and there would probably be cool just to see where her mind is, but I more than likely wouldn't go any further.

 

[ricky409]

Girls are some serious investigators . My smash buddy claims she saw me talking and laughing with a girl in one of my classes. Comes at me with "who you been talkin to in that class.. Dont play dumb. I saw you talkin to (inserts name I cant even remember) "

Way too many females at my university to be stuck in that situation

sounds like sges not just a smash buddy...

Back to yambreeka... I hear what yall are saying... but she was legitimately that bad... like... a few pounds over the dime limit...

Will post pics upon receiving them... cuz I want yall to see what she looks like before we make some decisions.

 

[216301baller]

I hate to bring this bish back up yall..but I saw her again today..she smiling in my face..she's like y u look mad..her friend started laughing which I clearly didn't..I just bs I'm like why did u blow me off Saturday she said some bs excuse n I leave where I saw her so 10 min later she text me good seein u today..I reply same here...I'm just wondering why is she tryna play lil ego games like I honestly care about her like that anymore..like honestly If j blew her ego up so be it..ish don't bother me...she texted me for two reasons to see if I was mad at her by not responding(clown me) or see if I still liked her by responding n that ill start texting her again(clown me) its a no go anyway..I.just feel that she would keep trying to make me look weak n stupid is just plain dumb n I'm more mature than that

 

[アミーゴ]

I hate to bring this bish back up yall..but I saw her again today..she smiling in my face..she's like y u look mad..her friend started laughing which I clearly didn't..I just bs I'm like why did u blow me off Saturday she said some bs excuse n I leave where I saw her so 10 min later she text me good seein u today..I reply same here...I'm just wondering why is she tryna play lil ego games like I honestly care about her like that anymore..like honestly If j blew her ego up so be it..ish don't bother me...she texted me for two reasons to see if I was mad at her by not responding(clown me) or see if I still liked her by responding n that ill start texting her again(clown me) its a no go anyway..I.just feel that she would keep trying to make me look weak n stupid is just plain dumb n I'm more mature than that

Just move on. Don't give her the time of day anymore. See her again, give her a head nod at most.

 

[216301baller]

Bet...

 

[jjs]

Girls are some serious investigators . My smash buddy claims she saw me talking and laughing with a girl in one of my classes. Comes at me with "who you been talkin to in that class.. Dont play dumb. I saw you talkin to (inserts name I cant even remember) "

Way too many females at my university to be stuck in that situation

sounds like sges not just a smash buddy...

Back to yambreeka... I hear what yall are saying... but she was legitimately that bad... like... a few pounds over the dime limit...

Will post pics upon receiving them... cuz I want yall to see what she looks like before we make some decisions.

Yambgod doing his thing

Includes every NTers in his story and shares every details.

 

[$tacy]

thank u yambgod aka K.O.Y

 

[アミーゴ]

Bet...

Sorry, what does this mean?

 

[rusty shackelford]

I can't post due to lack of experience, but I'm always lurking. I'm trying to close on this scrumptious broad in my chem class though God damn. She feeling me I just gotta stop being feeble and act. Scared money don't make no money, and being p don't get no p.

 

[216301baller]

Bet means basically i agreed to what he said

 

[アミーゴ]

Bet means basically i agreed to what he said

I figured, but my whiteness shows often.

 

[d e beatup]

Escort = Prostitution (@ least what the posters have been using them for) has no place in this thread and should be prohibited. Now if you guys want to use them for in the way you guys have been posting be my guest but keep that ish private or @ least in PM's. I know for a fact we have some young members here and this prostitution talk definitely sends the wrong message to them. We have too many NSFW material here already be it in the replies, pictures, or videos lets not add more to that garbage. Let's help people improve their yamb getting game instead of using a temporary fix, lettuce be cereal would hooking up with an escort help these forever aloners game? In most cases no, instead they will be more reliant on the easy fix and be more forever alone. Just my 2 cents, block me if you don't like it.

I haven't posted reguarly in this thread for a brief minute and now you guys talk about hookers . What's next ********? :x

I agree that the thread should stay the course but please don't get self-righteous talkin about sending the wrong message. The title itself is "thread about yambs" not "thread about improving your confidence". And call me crazy but anyone who comes up on NSFW material shouldn't be on non-work related sites in the first place.

Getting back on track, it was mentioned before but there is a .PDF for the Love Systems/Magic Bullet book easily attainable visa a Google search. I'm rereading it now to sharpen up, catch some of my unconscious faults even though I'm going the long way with my current

 

[trav t]

"post questions, solutions, thoughts, theories, experiences, pictures..."

Stories of how you paid a prostitute should not count.

 

[216301baller]

Fellas after you get the number n chopping it up do you ask for a date the same week or following

 

[trav t]

Fellas after you get the number n chopping it up do you ask for a date the same week or following

Wait about 2-3 days, call her, set something up for 2-4 days later.