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The one night I go to bed early I wake up with a hot piece of yam telling me she wants to get laid at 3 am. Yes I'm mad bro
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what kinda milarky
UHM, NO.
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you are 1 girl out of 132324425454309807894375398. I still believe my theory is about 75% accurate 
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you are 1 girl out of 132324425454309807894375398. I still believe my theory is about 75% accurate
you've never taken a statistics class, have you?
Correlations =/= Causality
More willing to leave with a dude if you alone or you just rollin' +1? Ok. But actively seeking? Eh, that's a bit of a stretch. That's what I'm arguing.
guccjermaine
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I'm an unemployed college student and I get it in with my successful girlfriend regularly.
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Tiger Woods neck *** dude
Nah, she straight tho bro flourish and prosper
Nah, she straight tho bro
flourish and prosper
guccjermaine
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Tiger Woods neck *** dude
Nah, she straight tho broflourish and prosper
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That's a good looking couple if I ever saw one. Props homie, your girls gorgeous.
That's funny, but I feel your pain man. I'd hate to have that happen.
Hopefully you're able to get those yambs soon tho if she was already down.
That's funny, but I feel your pain man. I'd hate to have that happen.
Hopefully you're able to get those yambs soon tho if she was already down.
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"Only men need to be loved, women need to be wanted" - Gemma Teller, Sons of Anarchy
I'd have to agree with this.
I'd have to agree with this.
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Yesterday when I was at my boy's, him and a few of my other friends left to go eat at this restaurant, I said I was gonna stay and this other chick that I know was also staying. mind you,
I've known her for a little while now (apprx. 4 months) and I wasn't necessarily interested in her but I would always catch her lookin at me and trying to make small talk with me and
whatnot but I never entertained it although she was type thirsty, after everyone leaves I get on NT and just chill out and sooner than later she starts talking up a storm and opening
up a little more than when everyone is around, she was holding strong eye contact and even giving a few innuendos, we start watching a movie and she's on the couch with a cover.
A couple minutes into the movie I get under the covers and start caressing her inner thighs and what not, she starts smiling but stays in the same position she was in and doesn't
move but doesn't tell me to stop. looking back I should've just WIO and for the record I was wanted the mop to test out her tongue ring and of course for the practice of acquiring yambs
**CLIFFS**
- at my boy's crib
- chick is at my boy's crib
- friends leave to go eat
- me and said girl stay by ourselves
- tried to pop it off cause she's type attracted to me
- nothing happened but ioneemcare
I've known her for a little while now (apprx. 4 months) and I wasn't necessarily interested in her but I would always catch her lookin at me and trying to make small talk with me and
whatnot but I never entertained it although she was type thirsty, after everyone leaves I get on NT
and just chill out and sooner than later she starts talking up a storm and opening up a little more than when everyone is around, she was holding strong eye contact and even giving a few innuendos, we start watching a movie and she's on the couch with a cover.
A couple minutes into the movie I get under the covers and start caressing her inner thighs and what not, she starts smiling but stays in the same position she was in and doesn't
move but doesn't tell me to stop. looking back I should've just WIO and for the record I was wanted the mop to test out her tongue ring and of course for the practice of acquiring yambs
**CLIFFS**
- at my boy's crib
- chick is at my boy's crib
- friends leave to go eat
- me and said girl stay by ourselves
- tried to pop it off cause she's type attracted to me
- nothing happened but ioneemcare
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Welp. You know she's a guarantee next time.
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Did she stop you or did you stop yourself?
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See i agree with this 100% and we got females here clowning it
it is sooooo much easier this way then to have to drag a girl, no matter how gamed you are from 4 of her friends who might be jealous they aren't getting theres that night, might have their man at home, or simply don't like you.
winning over 2 girls > winning over the whole set
I've had chicks before straight up fighting with their friends who are insistent she can't stay with a guy for the night. and that is a rare occurrence. more often then not if their friends say its time to go they're dipping
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Yesterday when I was at my boy's, him and a few of my other friends left to go eat at this restaurant, I said I was gonna stay and this other chick that I know was also staying. mind you,
I've known her for a little while now (apprx. 4 months) and I wasn't necessarily interested in her but I would always catch her lookin at me and trying to make small talk with me and
whatnot but I never entertained it although she was type thirsty, after everyone leaves I get on NT
up a little more than when everyone is around, she was holding strong eye contact and even giving a few innuendos, we start watching a movie and she's on the couch with a cover.
A couple minutes into the movie I get under the covers and start caressing her inner thighs and what not, she starts smiling but stays in the same position she was in and doesn't
move but doesn't tell me to stop. looking back I should've just WIO and for the record I was wanted the mop to test out her tongue ring and of course for the practice of acquiring yambs
**CLIFFS**
- at my boy's crib
- chick is at my boy's crib
- friends leave to go eat
- me and said girl stay by ourselves
- tried to pop it off cause she's type attracted to me
- nothing happened but ioneemcare
I need help with situations like these BADLY. was the move here to just force a kiss, or slide his hands down her pants. It seems like she just needed a big push
Like i feel game to it but I'm also not trying to overstep boundaries and cause a big problem. ya know?
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new breezy... i'm lowkey diggin her...
i always call her "my like black *** yamb"... and she just laughs...
i mean it as a compliment, doe.
http://s220.beta.photobucket.com/user/lysolflow/media/gallery-640764563_zps2948218e.jpg.html
i always call her "my like black *** yamb"... and she just laughs...
i mean it as a compliment, doe.
http://s220.beta.photobucket.com/user/lysolflow/media/gallery-640764563_zps2948218e.jpg.html
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This past summer, I smashed a bride's maid in my cousin's wedding. She's nothing special. She just falls in the category of smashable. For whatever reason, we stay in contact because she hits me up. Well fast forward to this weekend. I had to drive back to NC from Florida, because my mom is having surgery on Tues. Instead of driving straight to NC, I decide that I'm going to split the trip up. It just so happens that the girl lives in a city that is almost in the middle of my route. I decided that I'm going to spend the night at her house, and complete the rest of the trip the next day.
I get to this girl's house. I sit down on the couch and look at her. While she is talking to me, I'm just thinking, "WTF was I thinking?!?" I realized that I really lowered my standards for this one (mind you, I was drunk when I smashed the first time, plus she cleaned up for the wedding).
Regardless, I still smashed after she put her daughter to bed. Sometimes I'm about that savage life.
I get to this girl's house. I sit down on the couch and look at her. While she is talking to me, I'm just thinking, "WTF was I thinking?!?" I realized that I really lowered my standards for this one (mind you, I was drunk when I smashed the first time, plus she cleaned up for the wedding).
Regardless, I still smashed after she put her daughter to bed. Sometimes I'm about that savage life.
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I'm an unemployed college student and I get it in with my successful girlfriend regularly.
Looks like incest. lol
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I need to get away from my ex, but I'm addicted to her.
I've tried and built good relationships with other girls but i always give in to my ex and her strategies to get my attention. We can take breaks for months but i always end up next to get again. What do i do? :/
I've tried and built good relationships with other girls but i always give in to my ex and her strategies to get my attention. We can take breaks for months but i always end up next to get again. What do i do? :/
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Fellow yambino's i have hit the crossroads of life. Tryin to get on this wifey status. Im in recovery so i go to AA/NA meetings to stay focused. I dont do bars or clubs anymore. Dated a couple girls who i met there & it just doesn't work. Friends/fam suggested online dating, i was skeptical but i gave in & made a profile on POF. I have met a couple girls off there & it was actually them...but 40-50 pounds ago. Im like smh/fml.
Been chatting it up with this colombian/italian Chick yesterday & today. Ok facially but smokin body. It was goin good until she dropped a bomb on me that she is a "transgendered woman". I said thanks for being honest.
Nt fam im keepin it movin. I sware i have the worst luck in the world when just trying to find a nice girl to wife up.
Any suggestions?
Been chatting it up with this colombian/italian Chick yesterday & today. Ok facially but smokin body. It was goin good until she dropped a bomb on me that she is a "transgendered woman". I said thanks for being honest.
Nt fam im keepin it movin. I sware i have the worst luck in the world when just trying to find a nice girl to wife up.
Any suggestions?
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wooooaaahhh!.....
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Gotta press the issue. Escalate till she stops you.
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Ummm...well uhh...wow.
Anyways, don't look for girls to wife. Just float through life and spit at girls you like. Eventually it'll start to click with one and you can tie her down if you want.
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I'll never understand the logic that most women possess lol. We're eating dinner and just enjoying a nice conversation, when we somehow get on the topic of texting. She says that she literally doesn't like texting, and feels that it is a waste of time, yet we text daily, and take turns initiating the conversation. My guess is that was her way of letting me know she's feeling me, but why not just come out and say it? Obviously the feeling is mutual if I keep asking you out.
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