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Who cares? Send them to voicemail.
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Bros, I went on a date with this chick last night (turned out to be heavier than her FB pictures, but that's another story)
So I'm just chillin today watching the game and I get a text from her "I guess because I didn't let you hit last night you don't F with me no more. Tru"
MInd you I went out with her LAST NIGHT, I didn't eem try to hit, and by 3:30 the next day he's tripping cuz I ain't text her.
WHAT THE ****!?
Yo wtf is wrong with these chicks??..she was feeling some type
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Young broads
Tho even even when I was 21 I was true blue bout my game.... She slippin'
Tho even even when I was 21 I was true blue bout my game.... She slippin'
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Young broads
Tho even even when I was 21 I was true blue bout my game.... She slippin'
She's 22, claims she got dudes thirsting over her, still clueless
I replied "I been busy all day, you're tripping over nothing, but thanks for letting me know you're crazy".
On to the next.
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Young broads
Tho even even when I was 21 I was true blue bout my game.... She slippin'
She's 22, claims she got dudes thirsting over her, still clueless
I replied "I been busy all day, you're tripping over nothing, but thanks for letting me know you're crazy".
On to the next.
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he's definitely gonna smash asap...
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Girl I took out last night was spilling the beans on her ****** past relationships, guys that cheat on her, hit her, all that ****.
Text me in the morning about how she's skeptical about me even though I've been a gentleman and **** all night.
I'm currently laughing at how dumb birds are these days.
Text me in the morning about how she's skeptical about me even though I've been a gentleman and **** all night.
I'm currently laughing at how dumb birds are these days.
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At what point will these broads realize that it may not be sheer luck or coincidence that all ur bf's hit you and maybe you're just attracted to that "badboy" type?
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Forreal. The things she was telling me, I was shaking my head and facepalming so much my neck was hurting. The level of stupidity broads operate at are ridiculous.
Have a good thing standing in front of you and you gonna analyze him and make him earn your trust cuz you "skeptical"?
I'll pass.
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you say no to insecure yambs...
ricky409 cant...
i keed...
no look that 'oe, magic style...
no look that 'oe, magic style...
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She's 22, claims she got dudes thirsting over her, still clueless
I replied "I been busy all day, you're tripping over nothing, but thanks for letting me know you're crazy".
On to the next.
Smart move
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Anytime girls say chit like that about past relationships or their problems I state, "listen I'm not hear to listen to your problems, we don't have that type of relationship. I'm here to have a good time with or without you. Now if you want to get things of your chest, we can end this early so you can talk to your friends about it. But if you want to have a good time and enjoy each others company, lets forget about the topic and talk about something else."
you say no to insecure yambs...
ricky409 cant...
i keed...
no look that 'oe, magic style...
Insecure yambs are desperate chicks with a clinger a mentality, avoid at all costs
Too much baggage and past damage with that one.
Pass.
Unless she is really fine
My motto to these chicks, when you figure yourself out and solve your problems, call me, if you haven't don't, I don't have time to solve your dang problems.
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Used to see here as an investment, we spoke about our dreams and ambitions.. all her will to "be somebody" has died because she can't function without her mom/siblings around. Asked what she want To do with her life the other day and she replied with "have babies"
time to dead all future plans with her.. Cool girl too. One thing I learned is you can't really attempt to teach these broads. they've already been conditioned by their surroundings Plus that'll not your place anyway.
Live and learn
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oh......It wasn't just one response. it's been 2 years of her not caring where her life goes... she's been given all the resources to apply for workforce grants, financial aid and internships at my mother's job. I've been giving "pick me ups" for far too long. I'm supposed to continue to bust my *** trying to help a person who doesn't even care?i have my own life to worry about
You can't change a person's work ethic. I can tell she's not going to change because her entire fam is wired this way... I've come to accept that and i still care bout her. But it's best to keep her as a friend
that text response was only to give everyone a sense of where she's currently at mentally.
dude thats sad.....my bad for over analyzing. you're right....keep it moving
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was at nordstrom yesterday coppin sht for my sisters... this bird in the womens activewear section helps me and she is pretty in the face and was wearin northface tights and had a nice rump. and i start choppin it with her asking her sht about herself etc
then we go to the register and shes checking to see if they have this jacket in the size i want for my sister.. and i get a look at her hands
she was 5'7 tops and im 6'2 and have regulation sized hands to where i can palm a basketball no questions asked.. and her fingers look like long untamed plantains... her fingers were at least one inch longer than mine and had huge knuckles and veins on her hands... then i remembered the old saying that if theres ever any doubt if a woman is a legit human female, fall the f back asap
i bought my sht and bounced, confused, angry and feeling betrayed by nordstrom. and disappointed in those massive fingers
edit- anyone in thte bay wana go take a look, its the stanford mall nordstrom in palo alto. 2nd floor. north face section.
then we go to the register and shes checking to see if they have this jacket in the size i want for my sister.. and i get a look at her hands
she was 5'7 tops and im 6'2 and have regulation sized hands to where i can palm a basketball no questions asked.. and her fingers look like long untamed plantains... her fingers were at least one inch longer than mine and had huge knuckles and veins on her hands... then i remembered the old saying that if theres ever any doubt if a woman is a legit human female, fall the f back asap
i bought my sht and bounced, confused, angry and feeling betrayed by nordstrom. and disappointed in those massive fingers
edit- anyone in thte bay wana go take a look, its the stanford mall nordstrom in palo alto. 2nd floor. north face section.
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was at nordstrom yesterday coppin sht for my sisters... this bird in the womens activewear section helps me and she is pretty in the face and was wearin northface tights and had a nice rump. and i start choppin it with her asking her sht about herself etc
then we go to the register and shes checking to see if they have this jacket in the size i want for my sister.. and i get a look at her hands :x
she was 5'7 tops and im 6'2 and have regulation sized hands to where i can palm a basketball no questions asked.. and her fingers look like long untamed plantains... her fingers were at least one inch longer than mine and had huge knuckles and veins on her hands... then i remembered the old saying that if theres ever any doubt if a woman is a legit human female, fall the f back asap
i bought my sht and bounced, confused, angry and feeling betrayed by nordstrom. and disappointed in those massive fingers
edit- anyone in thte bay wana go take a look, its the stanford mall nordstrom in palo alto. 2nd floor. north face section.
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And she just texted me like the skeptical conversation never happened.
So bipolar.
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And she just texted me like the skeptical conversation never happened.
So bipolar.
@ you being the emotional tampon
. Either smash and dash asap or just dash. Your choice brah, unstable chick = crazy chick.
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THIS IS A RE-POST FROM THE RATCHET THREAD OF A RUN-IN I HAD A COUPLE YEARS BACK...
ENJOY.
LET ME TELL YOU A STORY OF WHY I DON'T GO OVER THEIR SPOTS.
A COUPLE YEARS BACK, WHEN I WAS A JUNIOR AT UNIV. OF PITT, ME AND MY BOY DECIDED TO TAKE A TRIP TO TORONTO JUST FOR THE LULZ, B*****S, AND FUN. WE END UP GOING OUT TO SOME CLUB NEAR DOWNTOWN THAT IS KNOWN FOR INTERRACIAL MIXING (SEEMS LIKE A LOT OF CLUBS THERE ARE LIKE THIS BUT THAT'S ANOTHER STORY ). ME AND MY BOY ARE JUST CHILLIN NOT REALLY GOING TOO HARD TRYING TO PICK UP GIRLS AND WE GET APPROACHED BY THESE TWO WHITE GIRLS.
NOW THEY HAD THAT LOOK WHERE YOU COULD ALMOST TELL THEY WERE RATCHET BUT NOT REALLY, BUT IT WAS APPARENT THEY WERE THE CRAFTSMAN TOOLS OF RATCHETS WHEN THEY STARTED TALKING. I'M NO SOFT DUDE BY ANY STRETCH OF THE IMAGINATION BUT THESE BECKY'S MADE ME FEEL RYAN SEACREST SOFT . THEY WERE THAT RATCHET.
BEING THE GUY THAT I AM WITH THAT SOFT SPOT FOR THEM WHITE RATCHETS, I DECIDE TO OBLIGE HER REQUEST FOR "D" AND GO HOME WITH HER WHILE MY BOY WENT HOME WITH HER FRIEND. THIS B**** STAYED IN ONE OF THE WORSE GHETTOS I COULD IMAGINE, SEEMED TO RIVAL THE WORSE CHICAGO SLUMS. I'M SURE MY FELLOW CHICAGO NT'ERS CAN CHIME IN ON HOW BAD THOSE ARE. MY FIRST THOUGHT IN THE CAB WHEN WE PULLED UP WAS, "O DAMN, THIS IS GONNA BE INTERESTING". AS WE WALK UP TO HER APARTMENT DOOR, THERE ARE THREE BLACK DUDES JUST CHILLIN RIGHT IN FRONT OF THE DOOR SMOKING. ONE OF THEM LOOKING LIKE NDAMUKONG SUH. OF COURSE HE STICKS HIS HAND OUT WITHOUT SAYING A WORD LOOKING FOR A POUND. I'M THINKING LIKE, "THIS ISN'T GONNA END WELL FOR ME." BUT AS ANY GUY KNOW WHEN YOU ON THAT YAMB HUNT AND GONE THIS FAR IT'S HARD TO TURN BACK. I WOULD OF TAKEN ON NDAMUKONG SUH AND ANDREW WATTS AT THE SAME TIME TO GET THAT NUT OFF. SO AT THIS POINT I HAD A DECISION TO MAKE, EITHER DIP OUT OR DAP UP AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS NEXT. I DECIDE TO DAP HIM UP AND THEN HE JUST NODS WITHOUT SAYING A WORD AND ALL THE DUDES JUST MOVE OUT THE WAY AND LET US IN HER APARTMENT.
FAST FORWARD, AND WE ARE GETTING IT IN. I'M GIVING HER THAT ADRENALINE FUSED "D" WHEN WE ARE INTERRUPTED FROM OUR AIR MATTRESS TANGO BY HER MOM WALKING IN TURNING ON THE LIGHTS AND ASKING WHO ATE ALL THE CORN POPS . NOT THAT BAD IN ITSELF EXCEPT THAT HER MOM STOOD THERE LONGER THAN NORMAL TO THE POINT I ALMOST ASKED IF SHE WANTED TO JOIN IN. SHE JUST TURNED OFF THE LIGHTS AND WALKED AWAY LIKE NOTHING HAPPENED. THIS MUST BE A REGULAR OCCURENCE FOR HER. STRIKE ONE.
I GO BACK TO SMASHING AND A FEW MINUTES LATER THE LIGHT COMES ON AGAIN AND I'M THINKING, "CAN A BROTHER SMASH IN PEACE?" IT'S HER 5 YEAR OLD DAUGHTER WHINING THAT SHE CAN'T SLEEP. AT THIS POINT, I THINK THE GIG IS UP BUT SHE JUST TELLS HER TO GO SIT IN ONE OF THE CORNERS AND TELLS ME TO KEEP GOING. THIS B**** CAN'T BE SERIOUS! BUT SHE IS. I TELL HER I'LL WAIT TILL HER DAUGHTER FALLS ASLEEP BEFORE CONTINUING. WHEN SHE FALLS ASLEEP, I CONTINUE TO SMASH HER MOM WHILE SHE IS SLEEPING IN THE CORNER (DON'T JUDGE ME ). STRIKE TWO.
THE FINAL STRAW COMES WHEN I'M SMASHING AGAIN AND LOOK UP AND SEE THAT THE GUY I SAW EARLIER THAT LOOKS LIKE NDAMUKONG SUH STANDING OUTSIDE HER DOOR WAS LOOKING THROUGH HER WINDOW AT US SMASHING. STRIKE THREE.
I'VE NEVER PUT MY CLOTHES BACK ON AND BOUNCED SO FAST IN MY LIFE. NOT TOO MENTION, NO CAB WAS COMING TO THAT PART OF TOWN AT THAT TIME SO I HAD TO WALK 3 MILES BACK TO THE HOTEL IN AN ADIDAS TRACK JACKET IN WHAT SEEMED LIKE 20 DEGREE WEATHER.
SO YEA.............DON'T END UP WITH NDAMUKONG SUH CREEPING YOUR SMASH SESSION. SMASH RATCHETS IN YOUR CAR.
/DIRECT TV
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- MET WHITE RATCHET IN TORONTO CLUB
- WENT BACK TO AFGHAN TYPE SLUM APARTMENT
- DAPPED NDAMUKONG SUH
- SMASHED WITH KID IN ROOM
- NDAMUKONG SUH CREEPING THROUGH THE WINDOW ON OUR SMASH SESSION WITH THE "PROBLEM?" FACE
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And she just texted me like the skeptical conversation never happened.
So bipolar.
@ you being the emotional tampon
Oh, I intend to dash, and dash quickly.
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was at nordstrom yesterday coppin sht for my sisters... this bird in the womens activewear section helps me and she is pretty in the face and was wearin northface tights and had a nice rump. and i start choppin it with her asking her sht about herself etc
then we go to the register and shes checking to see if they have this jacket in the size i want for my sister.. and i get a look at her hands :x
she was 5'7 tops and im 6'2 and have regulation sized hands to where i can palm a basketball no questions asked.. and her fingers look like long untamed plantains... her fingers were at least one inch longer than mine and had huge knuckles and veins on her hands... then i remembered the old saying that if theres ever any doubt if a woman is a legit human female, fall the f back asap
i bought my sht and bounced, confused, angry and feeling betrayed by nordstrom. and disappointed in those massive fingers
edit- anyone in thte bay wana go take a look, its the stanford mall nordstrom in palo alto. 2nd floor. north face section.
I kinda wanna go now just to see what she looks like. Maybe she just has abnormally big hands for a woman.
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Take picsI kinda wanna go now just to see what she looks like. Maybe she just has abnormally big hands for a woman.
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