- Feb 11, 2010
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Y'all really missed this dude misinterpretating the post about having the girls legs crossed while you smash. Lol
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Yeah you made the right decision.
Yo real talk I had to post this, it was so random and weird and can't even explain it. So I'm at work, and have a conversation with my co-worker and basically went down like this. Swear to god B
Co-worker: I want to set you up with my daughter
Me: kinda dating right now, so that's gonna be a no
Co Worker: I thought you was gay
Me: so why would you even set me up with your daughter and I'm far from gay.
Co Worker: I have no idea, just sounded good to me. So your not gay?
Me:
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Like honestly what you even do in a situation like that, I was so confused lol
Tried to convert back to condoms. Can't do it.
I'm trying to do this myself and it's making me not wanna **** with any bops cause Im REALLY sick of using a condom...
But that first morning you wake up and your piss is burning you will make you take that trip to the store
Team raw checking in. Girl gets the shot Damnit I'm cuffed
Yeah that might be decision I go with. Lord knows what she might have or done with other dudes.
I dont like the smell of condom when that cat juice dripping from good pipe
My last jumpoff spoiled me. Used to hit it raw all the time and shot up in that thang each time. Nowadays when I put the condom on to smash, **** just ain't the same and I don't stay hard for much longer lol
That is very strange, makes no sense why she would try to hook you up with her daughter if she thinks you're gay. Crazy ****
Technically it is. If you were blindfolded you couldn't tell a male's mouth from a woman's. Not saying I would play that game, but hey.
Same boat..............................................I looked online for the thinnest condoms available. Bought some japanese joints off amazon, still haven't used it them
Or worse.
Think of what you do and multiply by 10. A few wknds over the summer I was smashing an old side piece along with the current. She asked me if I'm dealing with anyone else and I said no, knowing I was riding raw in both. Ask her the same question, she says no too. at me, I know better but I'm playing a crazy *** game.
Yeah, that smell is very disgusting.
Same here man. Shorty got her tubes clipped, so I shooting that club up every time. My pull out game is strong so I'm not worried about that with the current joint . But there is nothing better blasting up the spot.
^^ Lol niggs were talkin about foot fetishes and ish
Alright TAY, update time. So shorty who I last posted about not textin me in the AM...ended up textin me back a lot. The past 2-3 days we've been vibing heavy. Really cool girl, she's shy at first but has a smart mouth and is knowledgable about a lot of miscellaneous ****. We were talkin on the phone for hours about hip-hop, sneakers, relationships etc. I just got out of something and told myself I'd focus on me and then this chick comes outta nowhere. She told me she had her eye on me for a while but wasn't going to approach me unless I approached her thing is I've said something to her just in passing a couple times and she's flexed on me before. Being that it's cuffing season though these chicks are on some other ish I'm actually about to go pick her up in a few and bring to my crib for a chill session I'm gonna try not to smash unless she's throwin it at me 90mph. I wanna just vibe tonight. got another situation with a coworker who's on me heavy but is mad at me cause she text me all in her feels about her feelings toward me and I didn't text back anyways... Pic of shorty I'm chillin with tonight
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I told her she looks like Josina Anderson and she was like "who?"
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^^ Lol niggs were talkin about foot fetishes and ish
Alright TAY, update time. So shorty who I last posted about not textin me in the AM...ended up textin me back a lot. The past 2-3 days we've been vibing heavy. Really cool girl, she's shy at first but has a smart mouth and is knowledgable about a lot of miscellaneous ****. We were talkin on the phone for hours about hip-hop, sneakers, relationships etc. I just got out of something and told myself I'd focus on me and then this chick comes outta nowhere. She told me she had her eye on me for a while but wasn't going to approach me unless I approached her thing is I've said something to her just in passing a couple times and she's flexed on me before. Being that it's cuffing season though these chicks are on some other ish I'm actually about to go pick her up in a few and bring to my crib for a chill session I'm gonna try not to smash unless she's throwin it at me 90mph. I wanna just vibe tonight. got another situation with a coworker who's on me heavy but is mad at me cause she text me all in her feels about her feelings toward me and I didn't text back anyways... Pic of shorty I'm chillin with tonight
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I told her she looks like Josina Anderson and she was like "who?"
Pic of other shorty I'm blowin offView media item 1782057 [\spoiler]
That feeling is priceless. It gets to a point where you can make them get it poppin anywhere too. Chipotle parking lot and some dome in Harlem Nights VIP have been some of my conquest
Yea I posted a while back about a chick paying for our first date after we left class and met up for food and drinks at a happy hour.Went out on a date the other day with a girl I recently met and she picked up the tab for lunch...I'm so use to paying for dates that it caught me off gaurd to see her pay for me. Anyone else ever gone on a date and had the girl volunteer to pick up the tab?
Went out on a date the other day with a girl I recently met and she picked up the tab for lunch...I'm so use to paying for dates that it caught me off gaurd to see her pay for me. Anyone else ever gone on a date and had the girl volunteer to pick up the tab?
Bruh..
(Screenshot #2 and 3 are backwards. I'm on mobile)
Older lady at my job , drop some gem tonight
She's good looking , what happened to that other chick you had making you cupcakes & all ?
Keep us posted fam. If the chemistry is there, by all means smash .
Both those chicks look like some chicks I went to GSU with.
bro you in ATL?
She's still around but she's fallen back. She has a dude and I'm thinking she was having a falling out with him which is why she was given me play. My birthday was 10/10 and she made me some cupcakes and then we started light textin that night. I mentioned us stepping out and she told me her guy wouldn't appreciate that
Man...
Yessir!
Alright TAY, update time. It's with a heavy heart and conscience that I let y'all know I smashed shorty I scooped her up and she was lookin real nice. We were talkin a couple days back and she told me she hadn't seen "Straight outta Compton" so luckily the dollar movie a couple miles from my crib were showing it. We ridin and vibin and she insists on grabbing some drinks before we go watch the movie. We end up grabbin a bottle of Jose Cuervo instead and go to my crib and pregame before the movie since we were close by. I grabbed some bud too and she told me she stopped smokin cause of her job but wanted to roll up the green for me. This chick proceeds to start rolling and tell me why Allen Iverson is the greatest PG ever. At this point I'm mystified by this chick, like where did she fall from? Anyway she ends up getting faded and I'm geeked out my mind so she says forget the movie and if we can just grab a pizza and kick it at the crib. We end up going up to my room and we start foolin around. I start flickin the bean and pull out the tatas and both of them thangs were pierced. Nice 36C cup and her body was ****** ridiculous. Man I tore that girl to pieces. First round was decent but second round was pure debauchery. She goes to sleep after and I'm watching the "Chasing Tyson" 30 for 30 feelin like the man she would not get out my bed and wanted to spend the night but told her I had to run some errands in the AM and that I'll see her at work tomorrow. But I'm not gonna lie fellas, part of me is dissapointed. I really didn't want her to give in the first night. First nighters are never taken serious but damn this chick is so ****** cool man! And the box was so so so moist I gotta play this one close to the chest. I don't know what to do. It wasn't suppose to happen this fast
"child by surrogate" Jesus, i wanna meet her parents broBruh..
(Screenshot #2 and 3 are backwards. I'm on mobile)
She's still around but she's fallen back. She has a dude and I'm thinking she was having a falling out with him which is why she was given me play. My birthday was 10/10 and she made me some cupcakes and then we started light textin that night. I mentioned us stepping out and she told me her guy wouldn't appreciate that
Man...
Yessir!
Alright TAY, update time. It's with a heavy heart and conscience that I let y'all know I smashed shorty I scooped her up and she was lookin real nice. We were talkin a couple days back and she told me she hadn't seen "Straight outta Compton" so luckily the dollar movie a couple miles from my crib were showing it. We ridin and vibin and she insists on grabbing some drinks before we go watch the movie. We end up grabbin a bottle of Jose Cuervo instead and go to my crib and pregame before the movie since we were close by. I grabbed some bud too and she told me she stopped smokin cause of her job but wanted to roll up the green for me. This chick proceeds to start rolling and tell me why Allen Iverson is the greatest PG ever. At this point I'm mystified by this chick, like where did she fall from? Anyway she ends up getting faded and I'm geeked out my mind so she says forget the movie and if we can just grab a pizza and kick it at the crib. We end up going up to my room and we start foolin around. I start flickin the bean and pull out the tatas and both of them thangs were pierced. Nice 36C cup and her body was ****** ridiculous. Man I tore that girl to pieces. First round was decent but second round was pure debauchery. She goes to sleep after and I'm watching the "Chasing Tyson" 30 for 30 feelin like the man she would not get out my bed and wanted to spend the night but told her I had to run some errands in the AM and that I'll see her at work tomorrow. But I'm not gonna lie fellas, part of me is dissapointed. I really didn't want her to give in the first night. First nighters are never taken serious but damn this chick is so ****** cool man! And the box was so so so moist I gotta play this one close to the chest. I don't know what to do. It wasn't suppose to happen this fast
I think USA is making this girl look bad he's probably just as crazy as her