Few years ago, I had stayed up all night working on a project. At around 2AM my eyes were feeling like bricks so I took an addy.
Since I was already sleepy, the focus didn't last as long so I took another at 8AM.
Noon came around, I submitted my final project and thought let me hit up this Jamaican mami I had met the weekend before.
She lived in the dorms and was packing up her stuff, so I told her I'd keep her company while she does so.
Addy makes me very talkative, so I wasn't even worried about smashing, I was actually interested in chillin and conversing.
I walk inside her room and the first thing she says is "I'm glad my roommate left, I finally have the room to myself".
That's really the only hint I needed. I could care less about conversing after that. After 20 minutes, I start kissing on her neck and undressing her. Shorty had the biggest tetas I've ever seen on a slim chick
After sucking on em like I was thirsty for milk, she pulled down my ball shorts and started stroking me. NOTHING.
I told her I needed dome to get up. Mistake. I felt like a giant soggy french fry inside her mouth.
I could sense the frustration seeping out her pores. Grabbed my shorts and dipped.
Learned my lesson that day.