TAY Challenege: April Yambition... 30 (yambs) for 30 - maddog, where you at to make the list?

bagged a fat chick number from class. not gon talk bout how it went down. i should get 2 points cause shes the size of 2 people 8o. im finna look back at this post yellin started from the bottom now we here! 2-0 8o
Started from the bottom and u still there with the fat chick u don't want to talk about and lol hope she cooking dinner for u at least once a week. J/p good job on pulling some yambs
 
1/3 yesterday boys. I'm going to try to double up the approaches since we are in the second week but I just go to class and then bounce as soon as I am done.

First at-bat:

Yesterday was around 70 in Boston so everybody was outside. People were playing guitar, shorties in shorts and flip-flops, people just lamping outside basking in the sun and playing double-dutch. :rollin

I knew that the action would be outside so I decided to take the outside route to class instead of the catwalk. Boy, was I ever right. I knew I had to game because people were in good moods and as soon as I saw the most cutest girl walking by herself I was going to go up to her.

Me: *extend my hand to shake her hand* Hi, I'm Kevin and your name is?
Girl: Jessica
Me: Hi, Jessica. I noticed you walking and wanted to say you look really nice today. Could it possibly be the amazing weather?
Girl: *laughs* Possibly. I can't talk right now. I'm very busy.
Me: Oh ok. Where are you off to?
Girl: Work
Me: I understand. I don't want to make you late when you're making that money but I wanted to know if you would like to get some coffee sometime.
Girl: I have a boyfriend.
Me: That's ok. We can just get a cup of coffee as friends. :D
Girl: I don't think my boyfriend would like that.
Me: That's cool. Have a good day at work.
Me: Bye.
Girl: Bye.

Second at-bat:

This one was funny. I was almost to the building of where my class was and I saw this girl just in her own little world listening to music. I walked right past her but I knew that if I didn't walk back and talk to her I would regret it and consider myself a little B.

*I creep up behind her*

Me: Hi, what are you listening to?
Girl: *She jumps* You scared me!
Me: I'm sorry. I didn't mean to scare you like that. I noticed you and thought you looked really nice and was also curious as to what you were listening to. Can I listen as well?
Girl: *She hands me one side of her headphones* I'm listening to Tiesto.
Me: Oh wow! You're a big fan of techno and house music? I know that Boston has new house music radio station.
Girl: Yeah, I could care less about the radio.
Me: That's ok. I just thought that you might want the radio station since I know Boston has such crappy radio stations and they play some decent tracks.
Girl: Yeah, I'll just listen to Tiesto on my phone.
Me: Sounds good. Listen, I really do apologize for scaring you. I noticed you, kept walking but had to come back to speak to you. How about I make that up by buying you a cup of coffee or something? :D
Girl: No, you owe me a soda.
Me: Sure. You look like an orange soda kind of girl.
Girl: Actually. How about tea?
Me: I love tea! It's because I'm Asian.
Girl: Exactly. That's why I said that.
Me: Ok. How about I take you out for a cup of tea? Put your phone number in my phone.
Girl: Sure. You're lucky you caught me in a good mood.
Me: *puts number in phone*. Alrighty, I have to go inside this hot building to learn about sociology. Do you have class soon?
Girl: Yeah, I have to go to philosophy.
Me: After all of this, I still never introduced myself. I'm Kevin
Girl: I'm Laura. Nice to meet you. *shakes hand*
Me: Ok, Laura. It was really nice meeting you. Have a good class.
Girl: Bye.

Laura was a real firecracker. She had her guard up but she was willing to give me a chance. When I was walking to class, I was thinking how I was able to pull this one off. I was down the count but was able to work a full count and got the digits. She definitely kept me on my toes and luckily I was able to pull it off.

Third at-bat:
I just got out of class, tired and ready to go home. I was walking to my car when I saw this cute Spanish girl. We were going to cross paths and we locked eyes.

Me: Hi. How are you?
Girl: Good.

*I stopped while she proceeded to keep walking. I was contemplating to just walk away but I look back and saw that MASS. Word to my state.

Me: Hey!
Girl: *She looks back*
Me: *I start running towards her* I'm sorry for interrupting but I just said hi to you and didn't even formally introduce myself. Are you Hispanic?
Girl: Yes.
Me: Boriqua?
Girl: No
Me: Dominican
Girl: Hell no! (Sorry ninjahood)

By this time, I was looking silly. :{

Girl: I'm Colombian.
Me: Wow! Bogota?
Girl: You know it.
Me: I'm sorry. Como te llamas?
Girl: Sayra. Mucho gusto.
Me: Me llamo Chino. Tu tienes el numero?
Girl: I don't think my boyfriend would like that. I have to get to class. Bye. *walks away*

I straight struck out looking on this Colombian mami.

Not bad but not great either. I need to start approaching more women but sometimes I just don't have the time. If I'm not at work, I'm at school. If I'm not in school, I'm at work. What a great life I live. :rolleyes I'll keep approaching when I get a chance but it might be hard since I have two papers and a presentation to do in these upcoming weeks.
 
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these 2 girls came in my job I rang them out didnt really say anything...around 1 they came back in all dressed up..they told me they were going to a baby shower come to find out they were sisters and their other two sisters if I remember correctly were havin a baby shower...they were being friendly I told them Im new to the area..the better looking sister was teasing me about that and the other sister said we need to stay in contact..she wrote my number down on her receipt and she texted me like 10 minutes after..I hit her up after work really didn't get any info on her since I had to go to my other job after...she seems kinda thirsty..I honestly would rather talk to the better looking sister she is that pretty dark skin type with the nose ring and the athletic figure the other is shorter and honestly not that cute..ima see how I can pull this one out if not ill work with this one hopefully it turns into a smash buddy type thing


could you call this one a lost..this girl walked past me I said something she commented but she kept walking??

damn bruh 1-0

this dude's so good his record is undefined and ****

lol im just playin.

Well your boys back at 95% today I had back to back growths on my eye that had me out for week one.

Good thing is my bday is next week :hat
 
Man I'm slacking this week. Got a date friday from one of the numbers from last week, but I haven't done a damn thing this week, still 0 for 0 for week 2. Getting a little lazy, but I'm putting up 6 by the end of the week for sure.
 
I have had a chest cold. My voice been sounding like I smoke 10 packs a day. This week been 0-0.
 
Sup y'all...

Sorry I hadn't been checking in... been dumb busy.

I was able to get the three shots up I needed... missed on all three ..

0-4 the first week...

I gotta get 6 before Sunday...

Challenge accepted ...

:hat :hat
 
Sup bruhs. I just had a terrible day and just been stressed out with all these papers. I forced myself to approach some women and went 0-4.

On all four of them, I just went Vitaly and said "put your phone number in my phone" and all they did was either laugh at me or just straight up said no. :{

On top of all that, I saw the 18 year old that I approached a few weeks ago. She straight flaked on me, never replied back to my texts and whatnot. She was with her friends anyways.

I definitely shouldn't have forced myself because I was just in a cranky mood. You really need to be in a happy mood at all times to do this. Everybody has their bad days and today was mine.
 
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Man I'm slacking this week. Got a date friday from one of the numbers from last week, but I haven't done a damn thing this week, still 0 for 0 for week 2. Getting a little lazy, but I'm putting up 6 by the end of the week for sure.

Cant even front. So have I. I think I can get a quick 6 up in 3 days though...
 
2-0 last night

just getting in from last night. went to the 1st bar that reminds me of the east coast but was no yambs worth approaching. Went to the second bar got some drinks talk to some chick and came out with 2 numbers. i could have holla at more females there but i know i got two numbers from last night. About to head to sleep if i remember more from last night i will post......Lupe is coming to LSU tomorrow for the spring festival so more yambs out there to see my favorite rapper
 
0-1 tonight guys went to two bars the first one only seen one chick i wanted to talk to but she left before i got to talk to her

second bar was pretty good talk to this one chick

me: hey u know its going to be awhile for u to get your drank

her: i hope not i just want to keep drinking.

me: i been here for ten min but since u a girl it may come quicker to u

her: that what im planning

me: u going to the lupe concert tomorrow 

her hell yea im going

me: where u from

her: haraham

me; is that in lousisana

her: yes by new orleans

we chopped it up for a few but when i asked for the number she said she was with her boyfriend at the club and he wouldnt like it.

after we left the club my boy was messed up so we are by these chick and he says this fat ***** is fatter then a bag of bricks.

her: excuse me u called me a fat ***** out loud

me:na he didnt call u a fat ***** he just said that u are fatter then a bag of bricks its a different

she continue on about the situation.

i asked my boy did u call her a fat ***** or just that she is bigger then a bag of bricks because that what i heard is that she is bigger then a bag of bricks.

my boy said so calmly...i said "she is a fat ***** and fatter then a bag of bricks."

stuff hit the fan after that.....it was pretty funny when i was out there but about to go to sleep NT. More yambs to get tomorrow at the lupe concert.
 
How's everybody doing? I see that nobody has posted in this thread lately. Look, I've been slacking as well with what just happened to my city on Monday. People have really formed a good bond with one another and it's nice to see that Boston is leaving the "Masshole" mentality behind for a little while. Anyways, to get my mind off of things, classes resumed on Thursday. I had to get my mind off of things and at least give myself some happiness because it's been FUBAR around Boston.

I just got out of my first class and went outside to chill. I saw a girl smoking a cigarette outside and thought I smelled somebody smoking weed.

Me: *sniff sniff* Hey. Is someone smoking weed here? Can you smell it?
Girl: No, I can't smell anything.
Me: Wow. I must have a dog noise or something.
Girl: Yeah, I guess so.
Me: *I sit down and she is checking her phone* Who are you waiting for?
Girl: Oh, my friend who's at the library. I'm just in-between Calculus right now with an hour to kill.
Me: So what do you do with this hour to kill?
Girl: *takes a hit of her cigarette* Just rip butts and chill
Me: *laughs* Sounds like a pretty good.

OK, I am not even going to get into specifics because I was legit talking to her for about 30 minutes. Just small talk like where she's from, where she lives now, her major, what she does for work, the events that happened on Monday. We were sitting on these large steps and there were four of them. She was sitting on the first one and I was sitting on the second one and I was about 6 feet away from her. I could already sense that we were building a good rapport with one another so I knew I had to "close-in" on her. As in, getting more close to her. In the beginning, she didn't even look at my face. In like 10 minutes into the conversation, she started to look at me a lot more.

Me: OK, I'm going to head off to get a drink before class.
Girl: Yeah, I'm going to ask this kid to help me with my Calculus homework. I'll see you around.
Me: You know we'll probably not see each other around. Why don't you put your phone number in my phone?
Girl: OK.
Me: Wow! I didn't know you wanted my phone number as well.
Girl: If you're getting mine, I might as well get yours.
Me: Sure. Why not.

I just got my drink and went right back outside. I seen some kids poser skater kids skating with this small *** deck but had some crazy wheels. I tried to do an ollie and did a manual when I spotted this woman probably around her late 20s'/early 30s. She was looking down on her phone not paying attention to her surroundings.

As I got off my board....

Me: Excuse me. Can I say something to you? Promise you won't get mad at me.
Woman: *giggling* OK. What is it?
Me: I just wanted to stop you today because I wanted to tell you that you look really nice and see what you were up to.
Woman: Oh my god! Thanks! I'm not even trying today. It was just going to be a quick day of classes.
Me: You know what really sets you apart is that swaggy Barbie bag that you have with you.
Woman: *laughs* You're hilarious! Yeah, my friend gave it to me after class for my birthday present.
Me: Happy Birthday! Can I give you a birthday hug?
Woman: Yes!
Woman: Thank you. Just another birthday down the drain. Birthdays are getting more fun than before I can say that much.
Me: The big 21? (Obviously, she was much older but wanted to make her feel young)
Woman: Nooooooooooooo, I'm way past 21 now. *laughs* How old do you think I am?
Me: *I put both of my hands on her hips at this moment to see if she was receptive of it, she was* Honestly, if you really want me to tell you how old I think you are, I am going to go for somewhere in the early 30s'. About 31, 32 or 33.
Woman: Nope, I just turned 36.
Me: Look at that. We have something in common.
Woman: What do you mean?
Me: We both look young for our age. How old you think I am?
Woman: I'm going to say 22 or 23.
Me: Close. I'm 26.
Woman: Boy, you don't look anything like 26.
Woman: I know you're Asian but what kind of Asian? I'm Hispanic.
Me: Chino. Chinese :-) And you're Puerto Rican?
Woman: Half Puerto Rican and half Dominican.
Me: Nice! Que lo que?
Woman: OMG! You're hilarious!
Woman: How do you know how to say that?
Me: It's from dating Dominican girls. And if I wanted to eat, I couldn't speak English to the mother. I was forced to speak Spanish.
Woman: You're really good at it.
Me: I'm bilingual as it is anyways so I might as well learn more languages. But Spanish was something I picked up quite easily.
Woman: You are something else.
Me: Listen, I have to get going now to my next class. How about you put your phone number down?
Woman: Sure. I would love to.
Me: *I give my phone to her*
Woman: Is this your number *She lets me look at her phone to see if my phone pops up on the caller ID*
Me: Yes, that is me.
Woman: What's your name? I want to put your number down into my contacts
Me: Kevin
Me: And you are?
Woman: Eliana
Me: It was a pleasure chatting with you.
Woman: Thank you for coming up to me. You made my day.
Me: You're welcome. Bye.
Woman: Bye

I started texting her now and she told me what she liked about me when I went up to her. Here are few snippets:

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This thread is still alive! Given that it is kinda of hard to be approaching 10 woman within a week or so.
 
How's everybody doing? I see that nobody has posted in this thread lately. Look, I've been slacking as well with what just happened to my city on Monday. People have really formed a good bond with one another and it's nice to see that Boston is leaving the "Masshole" mentality behind for a little while. Anyways, to get my mind off of things, classes resumed on Thursday. I had to get my mind off of things and at least give myself some happiness because it's been FUBAR around Boston.

I just got out of my first class and went outside to chill. I saw a girl smoking a cigarette outside and thought I smelled somebody smoking weed.

Me: *sniff sniff* Hey. Is someone smoking weed here? Can you smell it?
Girl: No, I can't smell anything.
Me: Wow. I must have a dog noise or something.
Girl: Yeah, I guess so.
Me: *I sit down and she is checking her phone* Who are you waiting for?
Girl: Oh, my friend who's at the library. I'm just in-between Calculus right now with an hour to kill.
Me: So what do you do with this hour to kill?
Girl: *takes a hit of her cigarette* Just rip butts and chill
Me: *laughs* Sounds like a pretty good.

OK, I am not even going to get into specifics because I was legit talking to her for about 30 minutes. Just small talk like where she's from, where she lives now, her major, what she does for work, the events that happened on Monday. We were sitting on these large steps and there were four of them. She was sitting on the first one and I was sitting on the second one and I was about 6 feet away from her. I could already sense that we were building a good rapport with one another so I knew I had to "close-in" on her. As in, getting more close to her. In the beginning, she didn't even look at my face. In like 10 minutes into the conversation, she started to look at me a lot more.

Me: OK, I'm going to head off to get a drink before class.
Girl: Yeah, I'm going to ask this kid to help me with my Calculus homework. I'll see you around.
Me: You know we'll probably not see each other around. Why don't you put your phone number in my phone?
Girl: OK.
Me: Wow! I didn't know you wanted my phone number as well.
Girl: If you're getting mine, I might as well get yours.
Me: Sure. Why not.

I just got my drink and went right back outside. I seen some kids poser skater kids skating with this small *** deck but had some crazy wheels. I tried to do an ollie and did a manual when I spotted this woman probably around her late 20s'/early 30s. She was looking down on her phone not paying attention to her surroundings.

As I got off my board....

Me: Excuse me. Can I say something to you? Promise you won't get mad at me.
Woman: *giggling* OK. What is it?
Me: I just wanted to stop you today because I wanted to tell you that you look really nice and see what you were up to.
Woman: Oh my god! Thanks! I'm not even trying today. It was just going to be a quick day of classes.
Me: You know what really sets you apart is that swaggy Barbie bag that you have with you.
Woman: *laughs* You're hilarious! Yeah, my friend gave it to me after class for my birthday present.
Me: Happy Birthday! Can I give you a birthday hug?
Woman: Yes!
Woman: Thank you. Just another birthday down the drain. Birthdays are getting more fun than before I can say that much.
Me: The big 21? (Obviously, she was much older but wanted to make her feel young)
Woman: Nooooooooooooo, I'm way past 21 now. *laughs* How old do you think I am?
Me: *I put both of my hands on her hips at this moment to see if she was receptive of it, she was* Honestly, if you really want me to tell you how old I think you are, I am going to go for somewhere in the early 30s'. About 31, 32 or 33.
Woman: Nope, I just turned 36.
Me: Look at that. We have something in common.
Woman: What do you mean?
Me: We both look young for our age. How old you think I am?
Woman: I'm going to say 22 or 23.
Me: Close. I'm 26.
Woman: Boy, you don't look anything like 26.
Woman: I know you're Asian but what kind of Asian? I'm Hispanic.
Me: Chino. Chinese :-) And you're Puerto Rican?
Woman: Half Puerto Rican and half Dominican.
Me: Nice! Que lo que?
Woman: OMG! You're hilarious!
Woman: How do you know how to say that?
Me: It's from dating Dominican girls. And if I wanted to eat, I couldn't speak English to the mother. I was forced to speak Spanish.
Woman: You're really good at it.
Me: I'm bilingual as it is anyways so I might as well learn more languages. But Spanish was something I picked up quite easily.
Woman: You are something else.
Me: Listen, I have to get going now to my next class. How about you put your phone number down?
Woman: Sure. I would love to.
Me: *I give my phone to her*
Woman: Is this your number *She lets me look at her phone to see if my phone pops up on the caller ID*
Me: Yes, that is me.
Woman: What's your name? I want to put your number down into my contacts
Me: Kevin
Me: And you are?
Woman: Eliana
Me: It was a pleasure chatting with you.
Woman: Thank you for coming up to me. You made my day.
Me: You're welcome. Bye.
Woman: Bye

I started texting her now and she told me what she liked about me when I went up to her. Here are few snippets:

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This thread is still alive! Given that it is kinda of hard to be approaching 10 woman within a week or so.


yooo, this is EXCELLENT! Major props! Especially that 2nd one, textbook.

As far as myself, I bowed out this past week, took a financial hit so now i'm in my comeback season... and ironically this 1 yamb im feeling has stepped up taking my attention. I'm still getting at em when possible though (got anumber just yesterday), but my efforts arent focused on meeting the weekly goal at this point.
 
@solemate96 repped u on your post.....i talked to about 12-15 yambs(lost count) last week but no one is contributing to this thread anymore after my last post so i was like forget posting here. If something get serious ill post in TAY or if this thread picks back up
 
Damn I have been gone from General for a minute. Wish I was a part of this, but I have been hitting on girls a lot recently though. My game is still off since they are all "in relationships" when I try to hit on em.
 
Thanks bruhs! I'm just trying to do my part even though my production has only been like 2-4 girls a week.
 
Couldn't eem support my own challenge ...

:{ :{

Thanks solemate for going strong...

I tried, and have been trying... but nothing useful ...

Plus, me and the main yamb been at it for awhile..

I'm still spitting... just no interesting stories.
 
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