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Je Ne Sais Quoi
Originally Posted by eddiee21
Okay this is what you do. Get an X-acto knife and Grey Goose vodka. Douse the tattooed skin with vodka. Take the X-acto knife and cut around the tattooed area. Cut to about 2-3mm deep. Take out the skin. Go to your local grocery store and buy some Pork with skin on it. Along with that, buy a piece of mesh plastic and Neosporin. Cut out an area of pig skin that can accurately fit along the affected area. What you're going to do is essentially a skin graft. Cut out the mesh to fit on the wound. Now cover with Neosporin then pig skin. Then get a needle and thread and sew it together to your skin. If you don't have a needle and thread, a stapler will work just fine. Then cover with more Neosporin. Then put a bandage. Replace bandages every 3 hours. Wait 4-6 weeks.
OP, don't cop the pork. Just cut the skin off, flip it over, and sew it back on.
Essentially, it's like if you stain a cushion with red wine, you ain't getting it off, so just flip that ***** over.
Common sense, son.
