Taking a #2 vol. Proper Etiquette

[HankHill]

I mainly use wipes at home. If I use toilet paper that means I'm about to hop in the shower right after.

Work I just have to take the L with that dry paper they provide.

 

[calypso chanta]

its like, if you drop a piece of half melted chocolate on the floor, if you just use dry paper towels then there's still residue.

 

[bostoiah]

Can you flush wet wipes? I know there are flushable ones but I been told it's a myth. It will clog up your toilet over time

 

[drjdoc26]

Can you flush wet wipes? I know there are flushable ones but I been told it's a myth. It will clog up your toilet over time

 

[HankHill]

I flush them down the toilet so they're flushable. I pay water and sewage fees so put that towards unclogging it and don't complain to me.

 

[Mark Antony]

Hope you don't own a house.






















I don't, I flush them *****.

 

[Nereyda Vuelve Por Dios]

Wipe while standing hunched over of course. And the first couple of wads of paper get flushed, after the paper is white after the wipe they go into the trash bin.

Wet wipes a must **** a bidet would be even better if i cared to afford one. 

 

[mplsdunk]

Wipe while standing hunched over of course. And the first couple of wads of paper get flushed, after the paper is white after the wipe they go into the trash bin.

Wet wipes a must **** a bidet would be even better if i cared to afford one. 

My boy got this bidet called an Astor. It's cheap and just attaches to your toilet. I can't get over the name.

 

[jkitty]

This thread has me geekin. I can't believe some of the s**t I'm reading, pun intended.

 

[gentrification]

Bloooood in some countries they throw the tp in the garbage. HELLL NAHHHHHHHH

 

[frshstunna]

That one thread a while back bout this same topic was hilarious ...pages full of Lolz, somebody find that shiii

 

[SC kid]

Any o yall ever got a pair of kicks in da mail and wen u took the dusse you brought them in to look at instead of ya phone

In there like "damb nike u did it again "

 

[jkitty]

Any o yall ever got a pair of kicks in da mail and wen u took the dusse you brought them in too look at instead of ya phone

Dead. Take my reps

 

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[dakingii]

Can you flush wet wipes? I know there are flushable ones but I been told it's a myth. It will clog up your toilet over time

Wow they completely ruined what made his videos good, should have stayed on College Humor

 

[dirtbagchueco]

I gotta kinda lean on one leg with my elbow and hold my manhood so it doesnt touch the inside of the toilet.

 

[nyc street cat]

if you squat on the toliet seat to drope the doos, you wont even need to wipe.  word to ya mother.

 

[rare]

Filipinos know

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Bruh #2!!!!!!! On everything I know family members in D.R that done that! I was like 4 years old and just had the :x face when I saw that horror. Would never do that.

 

[frank mucus]

if you squat on the toliet seat to drope the doos, you wont even need to wipe.  word to ya mother.

This only applies if you got that Hank Hill/Miley Cyrus type of negative mass.

 

[nyc street cat]

This only applies if you got that Hank Hill/Miley Cyrus type of negative mass.

na bro.  you must got that loose butthole

 

[Comparison Ford]

 
If you dont use baby wipes, you a foul boy. Or at LEAST wet the tp.

Here's the thing with wetting the toilet paper: you can't just wet any old toilet paper. It's gotta be at least above-average quality.  

Ya boy tried doing that with the turlet paper at work and ended up picking paper dingleberries out from his crack in the shower later that day.  

 

[SC kid]

Everyday someone takes the biggest duece on the planet.

 

[D.Josey]

Had a suitemate during undergrad who all got butt *** naked to take *****, never understood that logic

 

[DadNboujee]

What team are you?

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What team are you?

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the left side bruh, cant get no doo doo in my hands