Stupid Stuff you hear others say Vol. SMH!

[deleted user 7639]

Back in college, freshman year, my boy asked me for the time. I tell him it''s "a quarter after 8".

Him: Oh, it's 8:25?

Why not just say 15 after or 8:15 for that matter. ?

 

[deleted user 7639]

"Da hemi is the best engine ever"

 

[rare]

"I can't hear you, it's too dark in here"

 

[rare]

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[truballa101]

Back in college, freshman year, my boy asked me for the time. I tell him it''s "a quarter after 8".

Him: Oh, it's 8:25?

Why not just say 15 after or 8:15 for that matter. ?

IDK, aren't phrases like "ten past 6" and "quarter after 4" common ways to say the time?
I guess 8:15 woulda been easier to say but still

 

[fresh out dabox]

"I can't hear you, it's too dark in here" <-

 

[GrizzlyAnimal]

Sometimes when i order some type of food or drink and the person tells me to enjoy.. i say you too   

 

[hennessy]

Sometimes when i order some type of food or drink and the person tells me to enjoy.. i say you too   

I returned a pair of shoes that didn't fit me the other day and the store employee told me "enjoy!" as I walked out of the store with nothing

 

[93tilinfinity]

i used to work in a grocery store and we had tomato sauce 2 for $1 (not a sale). a lady comes up to me and asks how much just one can would cost. whether it was a serious question or not, i gave her the 

this one isn't so bad, you know how these deals work, but then again you did mention that it wasn't a sale. ehh.

 

[gooddaybadguy]

Im walking in walmart and this happens...Random guy: Hey whats your name Chick: Debra Random Guy: ok Debra is your name. BUT WHATS YOUR REAL NAME?Chick: *Leaves shopping cart behind and runs off*

 

[harlemtothebronx]

Friend's girlfriend scoffed at the idea of it being cloudy at night.

 

[jayvee1220]

Sometimes when i order some type of food or drink and the person tells me to enjoy.. i say you too   

The comedian Brian Regan has a bit similar to this except its when you're going to take a flight. The lady behind the counter says have a good flight and he says "You too." I was joking about this before my last flight and i said it. she just smiled nicely at me.

 

[4one5]

My female cousin, "I wish the Niners somehow land Stanford Luck." :x

 

[wr]

Sometimes when i order some type of food or drink and the person tells me to enjoy.. i say you too   

That's the customer service bleeding out of you haha.

They say it takes a few years of not working those kinda jobs for that to wear off.

 

[jbc908]

My female cousin, "I wish the Niners somehow land Stanford Luck." :x

I don't think she is referring to Andrew Luck but actually them getting lucky like Stanford does throughout the season.

 

[sea manup]

"why do they call him the white howard?"

 

[Mactastic4167]

Funniest **** I've seen posted;

Went with some friends from the hood to a restaurant in the city.

Waiter: "what can I get you?"
Hood friend: "let me get a burger"
Waiter: "ok sure how do you want your burger?"
Hood friend: "..ummmm....with FRIES"

 

[change the name Snyder]

i was at a hood chinese spot one night and some drunk girl went in there saying she didn't want dog in her noodles.

 

[harlemtothebronx]

Sometimes when i order some type of food or drink and the person tells me to enjoy.. i say you too   

The comedian Brian Regan has a bit similar to this except its when you're going to take a flight. The lady behind the counter says have a good flight and he says "You too." I was joking about this before my last flight and i said it. she just smiled nicely at me.

I said 'you too' when my sister called to wish me a happy birthday.

 

[soleking]

working at a restaurant you hear the dumbest things

" how spicy is spicy..............?"

customer: can i get my chicken mild?

me: well we have medium 

customer: whats the difference?

me: 

customer: hi i ordered the squash and couscous salad, i know this is the squash but what exactly is this?

me: couscous? lol

customer: oh ahaha that makes sense thanks

me: yeah... your welcome

living in the dmv hear these phrases atleast x10 a day

thought it was!

 BOOOYYYY!

GIRRRL

NO LIKE ****

ja like

kill bob

 

[createdestroy]

working at a restaurant you hear the dumbest things


customer: can i get my chicken mild?
me: well we have medium 
customer: whats the difference?
me: 

if mild is the same as medium....then why would you say "well we have medium" instead of just saying yes?!?!?!

 

[mchunudon]

if mild is the same as medium....then why would you say "well we have medium" instead of just saying yes?!?!?!

Kill, thought it was like **** boy

 

[i2endmc]

more funny than stupid but...
we call this guy at work by his last name, Blakemore, since there are 6 others with the same first name.
my friend asks why we call him by his first and last name?
she thought his name was Blake More lol.

 

[6 Rings G.O.A.T.]

A student with a 3.6 GPA (in college) ask me how to spell roof?



A pet peeve of mine is when "smart people" say dumb stuff or act dumb..

 

[4one5]

Even intelligent people are bound to say something if they talk enough. It's just part of being human.