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I have the weirdest boner.
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oh you was scared?What's the first thing you think of when you think Chick-Fil-A? That #%@! is good! Second thought is, damn they're conservative. No service on Sundays, against gays, etc.
Well I'm leaving there last night and this 40/50 y.o. white dude, plain dressed, is leaving too. I dump my tray, say excuse me, and walk out. Dude comes up to my FR-S with "excuse me sir" I'm thinkin another dude who likes FR-S/BRZ's. Nope.
Him: "Do you know where the gay areas are around here?"
Me: "Uhh, Dupont in DC?"
H: "No I meant around here, MD area"
M: "Oh no I wouldn't know"
H: "Ah hmm ok, I just moved around here. You're not gay are you?"
M: "No man don't fly that way" leaning into my car
H: "Oh ok. You don't need a BJ or anything?"
M:"Nah man I'm not gay"
At this point I'm like wow this went south faster than a gay guy
H: "C'mon, just 5 minutes"
M: "NO. I'm outta here"
H: "Okay well sorry I interrupted your time" and walks off
I peeled outta that parking lot like DK in the parking garage, smh. Now if that was a female, it would've been showtime. Have you guys dealt with bold attempts like that?
Oral wouldn't be the best way to accomplish that.Wouldn't even take head from a random JO b.
Her life's mission might be to spread HIV to as many people as she could before Lucifer calls her home.
I always wanted to be asked this but by a girl
A free complimentary BJ? That's quality service.
lol. Some of the responses in here remind me of the scene in H&K Escape from Guantanamo Bay. "Aint nothing gay about getting your **** sucked, you are the ones who are gay for sucking it"
OP said 40-50 year old dude. It's why I don't think this was a joke. Unless Vitaly is employing his pops and uncle do troll now.I cant wait to see this on Vitalyz youtube
I peeled outta that parking lot like DK in the parking garage, smh. Now if that was a female, it would've been showtime. Have you guys dealt with bold attempts like that?
LUCKILY I haven't had a run-in with a dude like you but I was in a situation like this with a female..
So I'm walking to my car in a busy area in Manhattan, and I open my car door, 1 foot in/1 foot out the car and I hear someone say " excuse me " so I look up and its a chick who clearly looks intoxicated ( I am a little too ) so I stand back out the car and she goes, " where you going? " I said home why whatsup? " I'm going to queens I need a ride home "... Now normally I probably would've been like I cant help you and kept it moving but since she was decent looking and I'm a LITTLE intoxicated I said alright cool since it wasn't out of the way for me.. So she gets in the car and I put on my seat belt.. She puts her hand in my lap and goes " you know I'm gonna take care of you if you do this for me " .. She kept trying to do it while I was driving but I was like nahhhhh lets wait til we get by your hood I aint tryna get pulled over right now this **** would be all bad .. Got to her block, she serviced me.. Was a good night
What's the first thing you think of when you think Chick-Fil-A? That #%@! is good! Second thought is, damn they're conservative. No service on Sundays, against gays, etc.
Well I'm leaving there last night and this 40/50 y.o. white dude, plain dressed, is leaving too. I dump my tray, say excuse me, and walk out. Dude comes up to my FR-S with "excuse me sir" I'm thinkin another dude who likes FR-S/BRZ's. Nope.
Him: "Do you know where the gay areas are around here?"
Me: "Uhh, Dupont in DC?"
H: "No I meant around here, MD area"
M: "Oh no I wouldn't know"
H: "Ah hmm ok, I just moved around here. You're not gay are you?"
M: "No man don't fly that way" leaning into my car
H: "Oh ok. You don't need a BJ or anything?"
M: :x "Nah man I'm not gay"
At this point I'm like wow this went south faster than a gay guy
H: "C'mon, just 5 minutes"
M: "NO. I'm outta here"
H: "Okay well sorry I interrupted your time" and walks off
I peeled outta that parking lot like DK in the parking garage, smh. Now if that was a female, it would've been showtime. Have you guys dealt with bold attempts like that?
damn you got defensive quick man. all you had to do was say no thank you. no need to reassert that you are not gay. when i turn down blow job offers from girls i just say no thanks, no need to make them feel any worse!!!
lol. Some of the responses in here remind me of the scene in H&K Escape from Guantanamo Bay. "Aint nothing gay about getting your **** sucked, you are the ones who are gay for sucking it"
They're some sketchy cats here on NT. Not bothered by anything.
I don't think that's how it works.Most heterosexual dudes are extremely homophobic.
Prolly assumed your were gay cause you were a Dolphins fans, pretty common mistake.
I have to respectfully disagree.Most heterosexual dudes are extremely homophobic.