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Originally Posted by iBlink
Originally Posted by bruce negro
me (10:39:41 PM): hahaha, ok, give me a min
her (10:39:51 PM): yesir
me (10:56:30 PM): lol accept
me (10:57:07 PM): tell me when you accept
ATTENTION (10:57:13 PM)Direct IM session initiated. What is this?
her (10:57:21 PM): ok
her (10:57:46 PM): :0
me (10:58:09 PM): is that good or bad?!?!
me: Lol haha ok... Sooo what does :0 mean??
her: Oh sorry im in class, I was just surprised
me: Lol, you said I could!
her: I just let you do what you want but it was surprising
me: Yeah... I could see that haha... So was it a good surprising or a bad surprising?
her: Umm idk haha kinda awkward surprising?
me: Haha ok. Well, now you can answer the original question now that you've seen more of my body than a lot of other people haha
her: Haha lmao well yeah you have a nice body.
me: Lol alright, well that's good. I thought you saw my upperbody when I was at your house and you dried my shirt lol
her: I did but I didnt like stare lol.
me: Lol ok, so if you could have casual, no strings attached, unwhoreish sex with my body, would you?
her: Ummmm lmao idk, weird question to think about
me: Lol you know, would you or wouldn't you? Ha, if you're attracted enough to my body then there's a better chance you'd want to #&%$ it
her: Is that what you want? Haha.
me: Lol, well, unwhoreish, no strings, casual sex is the sex I most enjoy haha. And you already know I'm attracted to you lol, so I guess so
her: Just because i know you i would have to say no but you have a nice body
me: Haha thanks. But what does knowing me have to do with anything? We're both mature enough to do something like that and still be friends
her: Idk if I can pull that off
What the %!%$ is so funny fam???
Yes, I'm mad. Dude's typing like !+*%%$#.
yo who taught you how to talk to girlsOriginally Posted by bruce negro
her: Hey im sorry about yesterday my comp froze yesterday and i couldnt find my cell last night. (yea ok)
me: Lol haha ok... Sooo what does :0 mean??
her: Oh sorry im in class, I was just surprised
me: Lol, you said I could!
her: I just let you do what you want but it was surprising
me: Yeah... I could see that haha... So was it a good surprising or a bad surprising?
her: Umm idk haha kinda awkward surprising?
me: Haha ok. Well, now you can answer the original question now that you've seen more of my body than a lot of other people haha
her: Haha lmao well yeah you have a nice body.
me: Lol alright, well that's good. I thought you saw my upperbody when I was at your house and you dried my shirt lol
her: I did but I didnt like stare lol.
me: Lol ok, so if you could have casual, no strings attached, unwhoreish sex with my body, would you?
her: Ummmm lmao idk, weird question to think about
me: Lol you know, would you or wouldn't you? Ha, if you're attracted enough to my body then there's a better chance you'd want to #&%$ it
her: Is that what you want? Haha.
me: Lol, well, unwhoreish, no strings, casual sex is the sex I most enjoy haha. And you already know I'm attracted to you lol, so I guess so
her: Just because i know you i would have to say no but you have a nice body
me: Haha thanks. But what does knowing me have to do with anything? We're both mature enough to do something like that and still be friends
her: Idk if I can pull that off
Originally Posted by DontStepOnMyShoes
Originally Posted by DimSum9
cute girl, should start talking to her again.
Originally Posted by Fear The Ibis
Where did you learn all that from?
You seriously thought it was cool to approach a girl like that? Wow. You've been spending too much time on NT.
Originally Posted by FrankDolla
I already made one comment, but OP.. come on fam, seriously. who told you that repeatedly asking for "unwhoreish no strings attached sex" would work? thats why the art of dropping hints was developed.
Sums it all up.Originally Posted by McFlyyy
lmao @ this entire thing.. just take the L and keep it moving, fam.
Originally Posted by gnarmyroly
yo who taught you how to talk to girlsOriginally Posted by bruce negro
her: Hey im sorry about yesterday my comp froze yesterday and i couldnt find my cell last night. (yea ok)
me: Lol haha ok... Sooo what does :0 mean??
her: Oh sorry im in class, I was just surprised
me: Lol, you said I could!
her: I just let you do what you want but it was surprising
me: Yeah... I could see that haha... So was it a good surprising or a bad surprising?
her: Umm idk haha kinda awkward surprising?
me: Haha ok. Well, now you can answer the original question now that you've seen more of my body than a lot of other people haha
her: Haha lmao well yeah you have a nice body.
me: Lol alright, well that's good. I thought you saw my upperbody when I was at your house and you dried my shirt lol
her: I did but I didnt like stare lol.
me: Lol ok, so if you could have casual, no strings attached, unwhoreish sex with my body, would you?
her: Ummmm lmao idk, weird question to think about
me: Lol you know, would you or wouldn't you? Ha, if you're attracted enough to my body then there's a better chance you'd want to #&%$ it
her: Is that what you want? Haha.
me: Lol, well, unwhoreish, no strings, casual sex is the sex I most enjoy haha. And you already know I'm attracted to you lol, so I guess so
her: Just because i know you i would have to say no but you have a nice body
me: Haha thanks. But what does knowing me have to do with anything? We're both mature enough to do something like that and still be friends
her: Idk if I can pull that off
when one fail jus isnt good enough
ahhaahahahahah execution is flawless here
Originally Posted by desent
Originally Posted by Fear The Ibis
Where did you learn all that from?
You seriously thought it was cool to approach a girl like that? Wow. You've been spending too much time on NT.
Originally Posted by FrankDolla
I already made one comment, but OP.. come on fam, seriously. who told you that repeatedly asking for "unwhoreish no strings attached sex" would work? thats why the art of dropping hints was developed.
Sums it all up.Originally Posted by McFlyyy
lmao @ this entire thing.. just take the L and keep it moving, fam.
me: Lol ok, so if you could have casual, no strings attached, unwhoreish sex with my body, would you?
her: Ummmm lmao idk, weird question to think about
As lame as you are you are one bold man
Originally Posted by wawaweewa
She def thinks you're a creep.
Originally Posted by whywesteppin
Maybe she started fantasizing, lost track of time, then her friend walked in and she quickly logged off the chat.... Or, more likely, it's not a good
thing.