lobotomybeats
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What's better than winning the Special Olympics?
Not being ******ed.
Not being ******ed.
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Originally Posted by SlamCity
How many therapists does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, the lightbulb needs to change itself.
Originally Posted by nyzMaGiciAn
wow that is messed up.Originally Posted by xxxoverridexxx
what are michael jackson, farrah fawcett and ed macmahon getting for xmas?
Patrick Swayze
Originally Posted by Enlightened Thought
just a heads up, but you will be banned with racist jokes (take it from someone who has been banned because of it before...)
anyway...
What did one lesbian vampire say to the other?
"See ya next month."
DAMN!!!!Originally Posted by NachoBroadway
How do you fix a broken dishwasher?...
You slap her across the face
Originally Posted by lobotomybeats
What's better than winning the Special Olympics?
Not being ******ed.
Originally Posted by NachoBroadway
How do you fix a broken dishwasher?...
You slap her across the face
^And my stupid self laughed. Man I feel badOriginally Posted by randomhero1985
What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza?
Spoiler [+]The pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.
seriously?Originally Posted by Chi ILL
I don't get it ...Originally Posted by randomhero1985
What did a white guy see when he looked at his family tree?
Spoiler [+]A straight line!
& BTW , some of y'all are going too far .
Originally Posted by Lightweight Champion
What do you call 300 white guys chasing 1 black guy?
The PGA Tour.
Originally Posted by randomhero1985
What's the difference between a large pizza and a black man?
Spoiler [+]A large pizza can feed a family of four.