Shamwow Crime Scene Photos (Warning: You have been advised)

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How is he still the spokesman for this product after what he did? Pictures are very graphic.


It looks to us like Vince Shlomi is spending all that ShamWow money on prostitutes and fur.

Shlomi, who's most commonly known as the ShamWow dude, was recently arrested on a felony battery charge after allegedly beating up a prostitute. Dude, no hitting!

According to TheSmokingGun.com:

"Shlomi told cops he paid Harris about $1000 in cash after she 'propositioned him for straight sex.' Shlomi said that when he kissed Harris, she suddenly 'bit his tongue and would not let go.' Shlomi then punched Harris several times until she released his tongue."

But wait! Was Vince wearing the cruel stuff while acting out?

We need YOUR help! If you're a fur expert, chime in and help us determine if the tacky fur trim is real or fake.

It looks to us like we might have to charge ShamPOW with a felony fur offense!

APRIL 8--In what we promise will be the final installment of the ShamWow Chronicles, on the following pages you will find a selection of police evidence photos memorializing the recent bloody battle between TV pitchman Vince Shlomi and a Miami +*@%$$. As you've likely heard, the ShamWow chieftain, 44, paid Sasha Harris $1000 for "straight sex," which was to occur in Shlomi's $750-a-night room at the lavish Setai hotel. But things went sideways when, according to an account Shlomi gave cops, he kissed the 26-year-old Harris, who responded by biting his tongue and not letting go. Shlomi then punched Harris several times until she released his tongue. He then went to the hotel's lobby, where security called cops. A Miami Beach Police Department Crime Scene unit also arrived at the Setai to photograph the aftermath of the February 7 brawl, which left blood on the hotel room's walls, floor, door, phone, bed, and towels. Cops were also dispatched to the Mount Sinai Medical Center to photograph Shlomi and Harris, who were being treated for their injuries (both were handcuffed to hospital beds since they had been arrested for felony battery). Prosecutors subsequently decided not to pursue charges against either combatant.

































































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The room:
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Shamwow guy:
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He really did a number on her. Hell even if she's a prostitute, EVERY woman has the right to say no.
 
I wonder how he felt laying in that hospital bed knowing his public life was demolished.
 
Nike Turbulence is pretty comfy...son really whooped her *%* though...what are you kissing a prozzy for anyway
 
Originally Posted by Twig1026

Nike Turbulence is pretty comfy...son really whooped her *%* though...what are you kissing a prozzy for anyway

You beat me to the punch in making a reference to those Turbulences
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how is this $%++! gonna go bite the dudes tounge? what did she think would happen?
 
Originally Posted by mytmouse76

why do they keeps saying straight sex? is she a man?
Straight sex is a term that means its only intercourse, no kissing and no hugging. In other words its NSA.


how is this $%++! gonna go bite the dudes tounge? what did she think would happen?

Possibly get raped if she didn't.
 
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