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Originally Posted by potus2028
Originally Posted by Mr Fongstarr
My job is your typical corporate world that I didn't know was real. Brown nosing gets you places, little man syndrome runs rampant, women sleep around to get up in the world, married men do sleep with their secretaries, hook ups happen all the time with employees after happy hours, and most all young people are stuck up corny idiots that think their crap don't stink.
I hate it but it pays the most.
Word. This is exactly why I can't do the 9-5 thing. Just for an example of each:
1) Used to work with a guy who was the biggest butt-kiss since that Chicago Bears Hall of Famer and would snitch on you if he found out you were so much as taking pens home. (Dude once spent 3 months tracking one specific employee's arrival time to the minute, compiling them into a report for bossman) We found out that he got multiple raises during budget cuts that "froze pay rates and hiring".
2) I once had my phone out at work, which is against the rules even though everybody does it. A higher-up caught me and told me my phone should be locked in my desk during the workday, like I'm playing with a @+#$$*! Tamagotchi in 4th grade social studies. When I reminded him that people got items like iPods, $500 cash, food, and everydamnthing else stolen out of their desk on a regular basis, he said "well if it gets stolen, it gets stolen". Feeling yourself, dude...you don't say no *!*$ like that to a grown-%## man.
3/4) One (married) boss had a whole stable of corpubines he would "take to lunch" every so often. They had unlimited and untracked sick days, sometimes never came back from lunch, and generally got less %@$++*%* than everyone else. (On one occasion he was arguing with one and she screamed something like "but you wasn't saying that when you was trying to lick my %*+#@ and et my %##!" That shut him up fast.)
5) I can't name you a single office party/going away happy hour in which somebody didn't go home with somebody else.
6) Y'all have been on social networks, I don't have to illustrate that one.
This man knows. You should share more. I read up on people that take the effort to post. May I ask what race were those people?
I don't know about others, or how its like, but my spots pretty chill. There's just a whole lotta males though and in another department on our floor, there's 2 managers that run a show of corpubines as well. It's not that they have a lot of afterwork thing going on, but the on stage scenarios they've created, make it hard to not speculate.
What I mean to say is, these 2 guys hire only females in their department. Over the course of the year, there's been 2 males, with 1 remaining. The rest of them are pretty good on the eyes. But the recent one will turn heads, and I've seen the 2 guys spend a lot of time with her. Closed door covos, walking to meetings, and all this stuff. As if it isn't so obvious that good looking ones get the attention. Damn creeps though..