Say this to a girl at a party tonight for GUARANTEED SEX*

[veintisiete]

You're chatting her up, making her demonstrate value to you by telling you her hobbies and whatnot blah blah blah


so you say

"well, a very lucky man is going to hit the jackpot some day." (referring to her, obviously)

she'll be flattered, and then you go in for the kill with:

"but im trying to hit it tonight"

DOUBLE ENTENDRE.

throw out a coquettish (but not creepy) smile and BOOM!

moisture, rigormortis, penetration, breakfast.

Now go.


*Actual sex not guaranteed.

 

[thedeek]

I will be testing this out tonight. I will report back with the results.

 

[destination kicks]

Nah... 
Wait...

Screw it... 

YOLO.

 

[flacobey]

 

[Renaldo Balkman]

video proof of people trying this would have thread of the year potential...

cmon NT... keep us married men entertained

 

[je ne sais quoi]

Status Report: Just got slapped by a 41 year-old woman.

 

[g14]

lemme borrow you works better....trust

 

[summumma]

yeahhhh buddy!

 

[krazychino]

*Actual sex not guaranteed.

 

[sillyputty]

Originally Posted by VeintiSiete


You're chatting her up, making her demonstrate value to you by telling you her hobbies and whatnot blah blah blah


so you say

"well, a very lucky man is going to hit the jackpot some day." (referring to her, obviously)

she'll be flattered, and then you go in for the kill with:

"but im trying to hit it tonight"

DOUBLE ENTENDRE.

throw out a coquettish (but not creepy) smile and BOOM!

moisture, rigormortis, penetration, breakfast.

Now go.


*Actual sex not guaranteed.

I had actually stopped reading before I saw this. 

 

[iblink]

i'm gonna dedicate one night of partying to trying out the different pick up lines I see on NT. Word to this and "can i borrow you?"

 

[patrick bateman]

 

 

[10508 cardo jr ln]

Will try. 

 

[SteveSteve72]

Originally Posted by Je Ne Sais Quoi

Status Report: Just got slapped by a 41 year-old woman.

  

 

[Mark Antony]

I'm so dedicated to that real troll life that i'll say it, these straight up/goofy lines actually amuse them.












*Disclaimer: must be attractive.

 

[wrod7]

I love you.

 

[ins]

I expect a ton of new posts in the embarrassing sex stories thread

 

[eashawty]

ima try this next time i hit the club or sumthin & im pretty sure its gon work at least once too

 

[ill steelo]

Love it.

Will use.

2lipslegit gave me one a while ago & it worked. I think this will too.

 

[toast1985]

Worth the try

 

[onewearz]

Originally Posted by rayray3thousand

video proof of people trying this would have thread of the year potential...

cmon NT... keep us married men entertained

exactly , i live through u young dudes, succeed for the old married dudes

can't wait to hear how many of u eff this up

 

[whyhellothere]

lol @ talking

+

=

 

[shorty doo wop]

Originally Posted by INS

I expect a ton of new posts in the embarrassing sex stories thread

 

[rolaholic]

Originally Posted by whyhellothere

lol @ talking

+

=

This man knows

 

[Pathos]

^ clowns