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if you are 100% sure and by 100% I mean 10000000% sure that if you really need to, that you could beat his %!*, then leave him something *special* in hisshampoo and conditioner.
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Originally Posted by That guy Max
if you are 100% sure and by 100% I mean 10000000% sure that if you really need to, that you could beat his %!*, then leave him something *special* in his shampoo and conditioner.
Originally Posted by 18key
Haymaker him in the face when he's asleep, since he doesnt want to be disturbed during that time. When he wakes up scream in his face and hold him down by the neck and slap him until your hand hurts, screaming the whole time. If you want, get your other roomie to help hold him down. Do it every night until he starts listening. If it still doesnt work, ducktape him to his bed one night. Fear tactics ftw. Oh and make sure you set up booby traps all around the apartment to keep him guessingFlour bombs in every cabinet. String at ankle level. Cling-wrap on the toilet seat. Nothing better to see than a person who's scared to walk around in their own home.
I'm joking serious
dang this dude...dont mess with himOriginally Posted by byeehaaw
piss in his listerine, cum in his shampoo, throw a crayon or gum in the dryer while hes doing laundry. piss in his detergent.
upload a virus into his computer or just reformat the whole thing. piss on his mattress before you leave.
if you really wanna get him though, get some scissors and make subtle cuts in his shirts.
Originally Posted by DAYTONA 5000
you may have to beat his !$$
Originally Posted by byeehaaw
piss in his listerine, cum in his shampoo, throw a crayon or gum in the dryer while hes doing laundry. piss in his detergent.
upload a virus into his computer or just reformat the whole thing. piss on his mattress before you leave.
if you really wanna get him though, get some scissors and make subtle cuts in his shirts.
Originally Posted by DAYTONA 5000
you may have to beat his !$$
Originally Posted by bkdan1
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