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[Based Jesus]

 

30 for the yambs in Amsterdam?

damn

Boy oh boy, if America legalizes it then there will be a LOT of upset females

all the attention they get for being half naked on ig will come to a halt when dudes can actually smash bad chicks for the price of a Jordan t shirt. As sexualized as this country is, I still can't see them making that jump.

This country isn't all that sexualized, well it's a different type of sexualization. It's more of a tease. Europeans treat sex as a recreational activity and they aren't as prude about it. 

Sex is treated like some big *** secret here that everyone is in on and it's so annoying 

 I've seen breasts on the news while abroad. Something like that here would cause an uproar.

Just look at Janet's halftime show and the reaction to that. Endless amounts of pearls were clutched in public while in private everyone was fapping to it 

 

 

[iDon’tRead]

What about getting a massage .. Yall getting one while y'all at it ?

 

[xwestbullyx]

Can confirm Amsterdam has legit joints for $30-$50...curaçao is slept on though, "campo allegre" maaannneee, they import baddies into there. I miss that 2005 deployment [emoji]128557[/emoji]

 

[lovehateself]

 

$80/hr tells you all you need to know about what you're buying.

That seems a reasonable rate though

for local broads probably

high end brazilian pros  can be had for that....or so i heard

 

[youngthundercat]

 

I hit a pron star from there. She was in reality kings i believe... anyways just use listcrawler.. amatuers

Never did it. But my friend sent me a link last month from There and it was Havana Ginger. She was in philly "seeing" people. I legit had a crisis. But she was asking $400 so that was that. Nope


Also I verified from twitter she was actually here

You did the right thing. Havana ain't worth no damn $400. For $400 I better get a whole weekend of whatever I want.

If I had the money i'd pay for Havana lol, her sister fine too.

Or this. $400 and I get her and her sister same damn time.

Idk. She's been looking mighty fine lately

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I can't front ill pay 400 for that porn nut. I wanna see what that be like.

 

[301216baller]

Havana ginger bad as ****

 

[handullz]

30 for the yambs in Amsterdam? damn

Boy oh boy, if America legalizes it then there will be a LOT of upset females all the attention they get for being half naked on ig will come to a halt when dudes can actually smash bad chicks for the price of a Jordan t shirt. As sexualized as this country is, I still can't see them making that jump.

That **** would change the game

Chicks would act SO different

 

[ohokalright]

Adriana malao been on bp?

Would pay more than its worth to **** drain that face ms natural style.

 

[$tacy]

I can't front ill pay 400 for that porn nut. I wanna see what that be like.

Easily. U come to that room with 300-350 she still letting it go down.

 

[kingkoopa]

Easily. U come to that room with 300-350 she still letting it go down.

Thats how i feel about dudes who be deterred by the "no black guys"

She a ***, she not gone turn down that doe.

 

[$tacy]

Thats how i feel about dudes who be deterred by the "no black guys"

She a ***, she not gone turn down that doe.

Exactly. U tell her u got money right now they gonna make it happen. Those are usually the ******* who try to lure in old white dudes anyway, it makes them seem "safe" and "loving". Old dudes be wanting that girlfriend experience, we just get drunk and beat that thang til we shoot.

 

[Hoodrich Laflare]

I put my boy on when he came to visit about 2 years ago. Of course he enjoyed himself so he got active when he was back home but he lives in a smaller city.

He the type to pull up slop drunk trying to run the show with $40 in his pocket. So one night he pulled up on this skinny black *** w/ a fatty plus she had that innocent girl look (he sent me a pic)... they agreed $75 for 30 min. Apparently he pulled up bent off that liquor and pills combo... so she starts topping him off and she tells him to chill on grabbing her head, so they bicker about that for a couple min. But before he knew it 20 min had passed by, so he tries to force it in from the back but being so throwed off the opiates, he couldn't stand up in the paint. So she just says "aight, that's enough" and starts getting dressed... he starts telling her one way or the other, she's not leaving until he finishes and he's not paying a penny more. He said she didn't even argue, just sat on the bed, called someone.... not even a minute later this albino n_ comes thru the door (dude already had a key)... zero words exchanged and straight pistol whips my homie then throws buddy across the room like a gah damn rag doll... my boy isn't small either, he's a cool 5'11 180. At this point my boys scrambling while his eye leakin' trying to maintain a distance and he runs out the room with just his boxers and socks on, no shoes. Then he starts banging on the door telling them to just throw his stuff out the door or he's calling the cops, they never answered the door

Moral of the story, stay in your lane, it ain't that sweet out here

 

[wavy daddy]

I can't front ill pay 400 for that porn nut. I wanna see what that be like.

400 in 30 seconds. Man i need to be a pimp.

 

[ggarvinxx3]

I put my boy on when he came to visit about 2 years ago. Of course he enjoyed himself so he got active when he was back home but he lives in a smaller city.

He the type to pull up slop drunk trying to run the show with $40 in his pocket. So one night he pulled up on this skinny black *** w/ a fatty plus she had that innocent girl look (he sent me a pic)... they agreed $75 for 30 min. Apparently he pulled up bent off that liquor and pills combo... so she starts topping him off and she tells him to chill on grabbing her head, so they bicker about that for a couple min. But before he knew it 20 min had passed by, so he tries to force it in from the back but being so throwed off the opiates, he couldn't stand up in the paint. So she just says "aight, that's enough" and starts getting dressed... he starts telling her one way or the other, she's not leaving until he finishes and he's not paying a penny more. He said she didn't even argue, just sat on the bed, called someone.... not even a minute later this albino n_ comes thru the door (dude already had a key)... zero words exchanged and straight pistol whips my homie

then throws buddy across the room like a gah damn rag doll... my boy isn't small either, he's a cool 5'11 180. At this point my boys scrambling while his eye leakin' trying to maintain a distance and he runs out the room with just his boxers and socks on, no shoes. Then he starts banging on the door telling them to just throw his stuff out the door or he's calling the cops, they never answered the door

Moral of the story, stay in your lane, it ain't that sweet out here

So how did you make it home? 

 

 

[Based Jesus]

 

 
Sex is treated like some big *** secret here that everyone is in on and it's so annoying 

 I've seen breasts on the news while abroad. Something like that here would cause an uproar.

Just look at Janet's halftime show and the reaction to that. Endless amounts of pearls were clutched in public while in private everyone was fapping to it 

 

word I remember when I first went to visit my cousins in England I was so thrown back by how they treat nudity over there. Mad boobs on regular day time TV. 

I was like am I supposed to cover my eyes, then I looked and my cousins and they just looked at it like it was whatever. 

I've never seen that when in England. I gotta look harder next time 

But coming from a west indian family I used to spend most of my summer in the west indies around carnival time and I was always impressed at how people could act on jouvert morning and then a few days later you're in the bank and the teller behind the counter looking all prim and proper is the same chick you saw grabbing her ankles standing up with a guy drunk grinding on her just a few days ago. Looking back it's wild the things I saw as a youngin on jouvert and my fam still took me every year. Now that I'm old enough to participate in the debauchery I don't even go

 

I put my boy on when he came to visit about 2 years ago. Of course he enjoyed himself so he got active when he was back home but he lives in a smaller city.

He the type to pull up slop drunk trying to run the show with $40 in his pocket. So one night he pulled up on this skinny black *** w/ a fatty plus she had that innocent girl look (he sent me a pic)... they agreed $75 for 30 min. Apparently he pulled up bent off that liquor and pills combo... so she starts topping him off and she tells him to chill on grabbing her head, so they bicker about that for a couple min. But before he knew it 20 min had passed by, so he tries to force it in from the back but being so throwed off the opiates, he couldn't stand up in the paint. So she just says "aight, that's enough" and starts getting dressed... he starts telling her one way or the other, she's not leaving until he finishes and he's not paying a penny more. He said she didn't even argue, just sat on the bed, called someone.... not even a minute later this albino n_ comes thru the door (dude already had a key)... zero words exchanged and straight pistol whips my homie

then throws buddy across the room like a gah damn rag doll... my boy isn't small either, he's a cool 5'11 180. At this point my boys scrambling while his eye leakin' trying to maintain a distance and he runs out the room with just his boxers and socks on, no shoes. Then he starts banging on the door telling them to just throw his stuff out the door or he's calling the cops, they never answered the door

Moral of the story, stay in your lane, it ain't that sweet out here

Ya boy got whooped like Holden Caulfield 

A ******* albino though 

 

 

[youngthundercat]

Gotdamn.

1. I'm never going to them

2. It will be a waste money for me to pay for anything less then 2 hrs if I'm drunk.

 

[Mark Antony]

Your boy sounds like a rapist.

 

[youngthundercat]

One thing I never understood when I was younger was when old heads talked about buying box. Now that I'm older and wiser...if you got **** to lose you pay that cost for her to leave. Game to dirty out here for you to be investing time in random normal chicks.

 

[sooperhooper]

 

30 for the yambs in Amsterdam? damn


Boy oh boy, if America legalizes it then there will be a LOT of upset females all the attention they get for being half naked on ig will come to a halt when dudes can actually smash bad chicks for the price of a Jordan t shirt. As sexualized as this country is, I still can't see them making that jump.

This country isn't all that sexualized, well it's a different type of sexualization. It's more of a tease. Europeans treat sex as a recreational activity and they aren't as prude about it. 

Sex is treated like some big *** secret here that everyone is in on and it's so annoying   I've seen breasts on the news while abroad. Something like that here would cause an uproar.
Just look at Janet's halftime show and the reaction to that. Endless amounts of pearls were clutched in public while in private everyone was fapping to it   

I can agree with both of these. Tease is the correct term, it can get as sexual as possible without actually showing a part. Skin tight/hella skin showing/dancing and moving as provocatively as possible is all okay.

But let a certain part get flashed and the country is all of a sudden conservative. And yes the Janet Jackson situation is a good example.
Strip clubs are another example. It's okay to go and get worked up but by no means is it considered ok to finish the job. Sure.

Red white and blue balls.

 

[...So]

 
My boy just got back from Amsterdam.

Said he hit the baddest chick in his life for $30.

And she gotta pay taxes 

I believe it...

 
I remember the first time. I was on a dry spell and I was going to Minneapolis the next day to watch the Lakers game. Got a telly and called a BP over. She was a banging tatted white chick. I always make sure to get a little buzz before every encounter. I'm smashing on her and I was so slapped i would like stop stroking for 30 seconds to catch my breath. She stopped mid way ( i think i paid for an hour? Can't remember) put her clothes on and was like "i'll be right back" and she never did. Finessed me but I was kinda happy because I was on my last leg after drinking all night.

Then one night I was going through it with my girlfriend at the time and I was frustated with my job of being a freight broker. Earlier on the day I was bored at work and snooped onto my bosses desktop by accessing his VPN login and saw how he was all raping the brokers and lying about contract bid amounts. Anywho, got slapped and went on BP binge. hit up one girl and came through and smashed but i wasn't too satisfied with her. She was a fine dark mocha skinned chick. Then I hit up this yella bone later that night met up with her and she had a friend there too. I was like dayum i aint eem know i signed up for all dis. 

They both got to ******* on me and **** was crazy b. They were mad cool I ended up hanging out with them drinking and smoking till like 6 am. I drove to my job after that and slept in my car until the office opened. Slept past my alarm and my boss knocked on my window as I'm passed out in the work parking lot cause I was pretty tired at that point. Came in and passed out on the couch forlike 3 hours at work then they fired me 

. If I wouldn't have gotten that 2 for 1 special like a mickey D's meal that night, I would honestly still be working that ****** job. Dat lil ***** got some power

 

[ninjahood]

But the site was facilitating the sex trafficking on underage girls.


**** them, Good riddance

Cali wants a word with you.

 SB 1322, he added, "bars law enforcement from arresting sex workers who are under the age of 18 for soliciting or engaging in prostitution, or loitering with the intent to do so." And that's true — the law does state that minors won't be treated as criminals if they are caught under such circumstances.

yeah i forgot to make a thread about that, Cali already letting da pedo wave green light status 1/2 way

 

[sooperhooper]

that pistol whip story has me in tears.

 

[ninjahood]

One thing I never understood when I was younger was when old heads talked about buying box. Now that I'm older and wiser...if you got **** to lose you pay that cost for her to leave. Game to dirty out here for you to be investing time in random normal chicks.

all them career jet settings living out a briefcase cats all pay, divorce game too expensive at them levels.

 

[blackmondays]

I'd pay whatever for cherokee or jdad fire idc idc. The body xxx be smashing for 300 bucks and doing 3 ways with her girl for like 500.

Cherokee $450, can talk her down lower than that though [emoji]128064[/emoji][emoji]128516[/emoji]

 

[$tacy]

Cherokee $450, can talk her down lower than that though [emoji]128064[/emoji][emoji]128516[/emoji]

Proof b, I need proof? I've paid 450 for far worse things in life.