[realtalk] How do you guys approach myspace chicks? [/realtalk]

[ericescobar]

^ thats pretty funny. dam golden, u put in work on a BEAST worthy beeze. the moon is shining hard

 

[buggzpimpin]

Originally Posted by 10508 Cardo Jr Ln

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: <a href='http://profile.myspace.com/index.cf...&MyToken=4cabe6a6-aae1-4838-a22d-926af9481fa8'>Laurel</a>
Date: May 26, 2008 4:43 PM

dude +**..how are you gonna try and add me as a friend then f*****g call me a loser

these broads are mad dumb

I hope she's joking. If not, Pass.

 

[infyrno23]

But

@ the beast I have created. This is a takeover.

yes you did! Props to you for getting the ball moving(Pause)

yo i tried to switch it up, and i got this response....

real talk, i was caught off guard...so i tried to gas her up on the last message (Give Me $20 on pump 5)

thats very honorable of you! its good to see a girl that has her heart in a good place. thats really attractive... more then physical features.
i will look into it, and try my best to come.

what else are you into?
----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: ****
Date: May 26, 2008 9:48 AM


im glad that you do your part in making it a better place to live...my name is Giavanna...hey i have a benifit show on the 29th it donates to the child trafficing issue that has brushed our eyers a few times before but here is a link to the show and what child trafficing is exactly...you can get your ticket on the site also and all of the found go to the support of the issue...hope to see you there!


..www. dropdeadgorgeousevent. org..

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: ..Infyrno..
Date: May 26, 2008 1:35 PM


I know,I know my sheer goodness impresses the best of them. Some may find it hard to be a model citizen...yo eff this raatidness Im feelin you. So whats good wit you. Oh yeah Hi!!! I'm Joe
----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: ****
Date: May 26, 2008 9:33 AM


wow...like you already!

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: ..Infyrno..
Date: May 26, 2008 6:29 AM


Greetings, my Goddess. How art thou? Me? Well...I've got a pocket full of hundreds that I'm about to drop off at the orphanage. It's a weekly habit of mine and I love it. (smile) You take care now and respond to me when you have time, you wonderful woman...YOU. (wink)

cherrio

 

[18th letter]

skdubbs?

 

[crank lucas]

 

[ericescobar]

yea i am becoming obsessed caroline

and im suprised simplydimply is in here. considering ive been ignored by her for thelongest. anyway, i think ima hang upthe Loser lines for a while. gotta go to work

 

[buggzpimpin]

im glad that you do your part in making it a better place to live...my name is Giavanna...hey i have a benifit show on the 29th it donates to the child trafficing issue that has brushed our eyers a few times before but here is a link to the show and what child trafficing is exactly...you can get your ticket on the site also and all of the found go to the support of the issue...hope to see you there!


..www. dropdeadgorgeousevent. org..

I wouldn't even know how to handle that one....

 

[prez t]

Originally Posted by 18th letter

skdubbs?

nah [color= rgb(0, 0, 255)]her[/color] his cousin

 

[infyrno23]

Originally Posted by K8be wan Kenobi

im glad that you do your part in making it a better place to live...my name is Giavanna...hey i have a benifit show on the 29th it donates to the child trafficing issue that has brushed our eyers a few times before but here is a link to the show and what child trafficing is exactly...you can get your ticket on the site also and all of the found go to the support of the issue...hope to see you there!


..www. dropdeadgorgeousevent. org..

ask her if you can take her to the show

and then just go and pretend you're really into it... girls love a passionate man

good one, im on it!
yo i really find it funny that she took that whole thing serious

 

[downtown43]

at the situation

Here's what to say:

"My love, did you know that every time we smash we come one step closer to ending world hunger? It's a scientifically proven fact. Now seeing as thereare 3 billion people living in poverty, I propose we get busy!"

 

[copped]

ROFL went to work with some of the lines in here:

ME

Today at 6:58am

Hey beautiful, just came through to tell you that I find you very attractive and ... EFF this issh, man, I wanna beat....... Straight up, you down?



Shannon Alicia Lessey

Add as Friend

Today at 11:43am

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WAT THE #[email protected]....

ME

Today at 3:20pm

wassup I've noticed you around cutie and I'm not gonna beat around the bush anymore (yes pun) but i really wanna pick your guts, zoom zoom in ya boom boom you know

ME

Today at 3:54pm

hey.. I was just lookin at your page and ilike what I see.. If you feel the same then hit me back loser =)



Fatim Hassam

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Today at 4:21pm

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first of all I dont know
second of all you dont know to me calling me a loser..

ME

Today at 5:18pm

did ur cute @!# really get offended by loser?

I am taking mad L's with the loser line

 

[babylebron]

Originally Posted by 10508 Cardo Jr Ln

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: <a>Laurel</a>
Date: May 26, 2008 4:43 PM

dude *%$..how are you gonna try and add me as a friend then f*****g call me a loser

these broads are mad dumb

you can't forget thesmiley at the end son!



M!ke

 

[18th letter]

^
uptight birds FTL

 

[freshproduct]

Originally Posted by babylebron

Originally Posted by 10508 Cardo Jr Ln

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: <a>Laurel</a>
Date: May 26, 2008 4:43 PM

dude *%$..how are you gonna try and add me as a friend then f*****g call me a loser

these broads are mad dumb

you can't forget the smiley at the end son!



M!ke


[color= rgb(255, 0, 0)] That's what I'm sayin.. the Smiley shows that you're "justplaying around" .. damn son[/color]

[color= rgb(255, 0, 0)]..Shouts to Al doe[/color]

 

[freshproduct]

Originally Posted by Golden Oozaru Gr8 Ape

This is one from today

aww thanks. do you text? i have a lil confession. i actually just wanted your number and use the hollister thing as an excuse

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: ...
Date: May 26, 2008 1:32 PM

"Her number"

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Flawless T
Date: May 26, 2008 4:22 AM


what's your number? so I can know the next time you work.

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: ...
Date: May 26, 2008 1:52 AM

I STAY OFF OF ST CHARLES ROCK ROAD BY RITENOUR HIGH SCHOOL

IF YOU KNOW WHERE THATS AT

**

I WORK AT HOLLISTER AT THE GALLERIA

YOU SHOULD COME VISIT ME SOMETIME

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: ..Flawless T ..
Date: May 25, 2008 7:23 PM


out in brentwood by the galleria. what about you?

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: ...
Date: May 25, 2008 12:15 PM


lol thanx

your name is " pretty " too btw

so where do you stay at in st louis

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: ..Flawless T ..
Date: May 25, 2008 12:02 PM


nothing really. surprised you replied, by the way my name is tristan i'm pretty laid back with a sometime nerdy sense of humor. mackenzie is a really pretty name.

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: ...
Date: May 25, 2008 4:51 AM


hey babe

whats up

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: ..Flawless T ..
Date: May 25, 2008 2:57 AM



hey.. I was just lookin at your page and ilike what I see.. If you feel the same then hit me back loser =)

[color= rgb(255, 0, 0)] My son Golden[/color]

 

[coolnificent]

Originally Posted by COOLnificent

Originally Posted by COOLnificent

I'm lost

I hit a girl with the "hey beautiful" line but she didn't reply she sent me a friend request instead

but get this, her SN says {L!CK MY SP0T... MAK3 M3 SHAK3}

what should I do next?

here's a link

http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/ind...viewPicture&friendID=291740719&albumId=299821

PIX

 

[Pmighty]

yo im bout to hit em wit the ill 2 piece. Start off wit "yo i jus slid thru to tell you that your an attractive young lady holla when u get a minshawty" and when they get back wit a "thanks/or w/e" thats when i come wit the "yea so can i hit"

. F it lets see what happens i hit like 10 diff girls so i guess we'll in amin

i stopped messin wit myspace all like that but wit the success stories in this thread why not

 

[downtown43]

Originally Posted by copped


ROFL went to work with some of the lines in here:

ME

Today at 6:58am

Hey beautiful, just came through to tell you that I find you very attractive and ... EFF this issh, man, I wanna beat....... Straight up, you down?



Shannon Alicia Lessey

Add as Friend

Today at 11:43am

Report Message

WAT THE #[email protected]....

ME

Today at 3:20pm

wassup I've noticed you around cutie and I'm not gonna beat around the bush anymore (yes pun) but i really wanna pick your guts, zoom zoom in ya boom boom you know

ME

Today at 3:54pm

hey.. I was just lookin at your page and ilike what I see.. If you feel the same then hit me back loser =)



Fatim Hassam

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Today at 4:21pm

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first of all I dont know
second of all you dont know to me calling me a loser..

ME

Today at 5:18pm

did ur cute @!# really get offended by loser?

I am taking mad L's with the loser line

you have no game dude, you can turn those Ls into Ws if you knowwhat to say

 

[taimaishu123]

NT. im 0/7 right now.but there is no way in hell im about to give up. i live in two different cities and i havent even tried my summer home. i might have tohit up the STL birds tho, since im only a couple hours away.

 

[copped]

UPDATE:


ME:

Today at 3:20pm

wassup I've noticed you around cutie and I'm not gonna beat around the bush anymore (yes pun) but i really wanna pick your guts, zoom zoom in ya boom boom you know

Shannon Alicia Lessey

Add as Friend

Today at 7:07pm

Report Message

who the *%!# are u.....ur jokin urself right.....seen me WHERE

 

[prez t]

Originally Posted by taimaishu123

NT. im 0/7 right now.but there is no way in hell im about to give up. i live in two different cities and i havent even tried my summer home. i might have to hit up the STL birds tho, since im only a couple hours away.

damn son . i like the resiliency tho

 

[18th letter]

Originally Posted by copped

UPDATE:


ME:

Today at 3:20pm

wassup I've noticed you around cutie and I'm not gonna beat around the bush anymore (yes pun) but i really wanna pick your guts, zoom zoom in ya boom boom you know

Shannon Alicia Lessey

Add as Friend

Today at 7:07pm

Report Message

who the *%!# are u.....ur jokin urself right.....seen me WHERE

i mean you want to be slightly offensive

thats just a lil too much

 

[liban906]

Originally Posted by copped


ROFL went to work with some of the lines in here:

ME

Today at 6:58am

Hey beautiful, just came through to tell you that I find you very attractive and ... EFF this issh, man, I wanna beat....... Straight up, you down?



Shannon Alicia Lessey

Add as Friend

Today at 11:43am

Report Message

WAT THE #[email protected]....

ME

Today at 3:20pm

wassup I've noticed you around cutie and I'm not gonna beat around the bush anymore (yes pun) but i really wanna pick your guts, zoom zoom in ya boom boom you know

ME

Today at 3:54pm

hey.. I was just lookin at your page and ilike what I see.. If you feel the same then hit me back loser =)



Fatim Hassam

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Today at 4:21pm

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first of all I dont know
second of all you dont know to me calling me a loser..

ME

Today at 5:18pm

did ur cute @!# really get offended by loser?

I am taking mad L's with the loser line

dude you got no game

 

[coolnificent]

NT

thanks a million for the E-Game tips

this mess works wonders.

Yall should bottle this up and sell it for $50 a pop

 

[copped]

yall mad stupid...

you think random chicks goin' to let you beat each time? i am having fun with the rejections and i keep pickin at em' while they keep cursing itsfunny..

man up and post your rejections...bum $%@ n's; posting edited message histories and +%#@