[realtalk] How do you guys approach myspace chicks? [/realtalk]

[honeybbq wings 33]

Originally Posted by IronMike 44KOs

Originally Posted by rwfanatic

Originally Posted by sh3zSoFly

i don't know if this is really her but....


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lol thank you thats a first i got exquiste lol

Orig Below------------
wats good chula, i just had to let you know you have exquisite breast. i don't write to chicks to often but, you look do-able...wanna get somethin' poppin'?

That's ISN's old chick ain't it?

hahahaha
people still using jackie's pictures.

All of a sudden I'm craving a Hershey's Kiss....

 

[im a helion]

Originally Posted by Infyrno23

Originally Posted by UYBornAgain

Originally Posted by Da XpLiCiT OnE

Name: Shalora Jasper Network: Purdue '11 hmm...

LOL you can never win on Niketalk. I can see it now. 20 goons just hit her with the line along with a link to this post

dude her name was still on the page...

at me forgettin to block itout...I can't see it now...

"WHAT DO YOU TAKE ME FOR? A JOKE? Step your life game up, dude. <BLOCKED>

"

 

[uybornagain]

" Can I borrow you? I'll give you back. Promise.

" ...

This line is like verbal Viagra...Rejuvenated my myspace game. Going back toold birds from 07 with the new punch line FTW!

 

[sifupooh]

it's been real in the pimp field, the wheel and deal, i have to dip out, word to bobby seale's, Squale! is on my heels.

 

[buggz31]

Originally Posted by C2345air

And eric don't nominate me for president, BUGGZ is president. I shall be first lady?

What I tell you?
And why aint you answer my message?

 

[c2345air]

Cuz im on my sidekick and it don't let me reply to messages. -_-

My phone is wackk. :/

Im sorrry, BUGGZ. Message me on here if you wanna talk cuz myspace messaging is a hater on my phone.

 

[buggz31]

Originally Posted by Crank Lucas

lol wow i juss finish sendin out messages and check myspace and see that i still had the rick roll song on since april fools LOL
wow talk about creepy i changed that joint asap

did you get that from me? "F Amerikkka" ???

 

[coolnificent]

Originally Posted by COOLnificent


Summary of lines

hey.. I was just lookin at your page and i like what I see.. If you feel the same then hit me back loser =)

Your a cutie, and I want your booty.....

Please excuse my intrusion, but my concern for your need of fillatio and attractive smile has drawn me to conclude that you might receive numerous amounts of messages a day. None in which offers you anything of your interest. I, on the other hand am willing to make your day. I enjoy role playing and if you would be interested in trying it, you should contact me. All in all, would you like to stick my manhood inside your womanly area?

Can I borrow you? I'll give you back. Promise.
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Do you talk to dark skin brothers, whos charm should be a felony in 2/3 of this country

What's good girly, i just had to let you know you have exquisite breast. i dont write to chicks to often but, you look do-able...wanna get something poppin?

how you doing sweetheart im cool daddy and i was looking at your profile and i like what i see i'm not gonna feed you no player bull ++! cause that aint me.
I wanna wife ya up eat it and beat it, you decide the order let me know whats up

WOW, your beauty is just astounding!!!
after looking at your page and your pics....i have came to only one conclusion....
i need to beat those buns....you down?

Greetings, my Goddess. How art thou? Me? Well...I've got a pocket full of hundreds that I'm about to drop off at the orphanage. It's a weekly habit of mine and I love it. (smile) You take care now and respond to me when you have time, you wonderful woman...YOU. (wink)

cherrio
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I know my sheer goodness impresses the best of them(smiles). Some may find it hard to be a model citizen but me..not so much. So tell me how is this stricking figure of the female gender doing?
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English accent

I'm sorry I forgot this one babylebron this is actually my go to line

"Hey beautiful, just came through to tell you that I find you very attractive and ... EFF it, I wanna smash............... Simple as that, you down?"
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lol yeah im just kidding "kinda" i sent that message cuz I knew it would get your attention just tryna play games with a cute girl,you should play along

Just a little bump for every body that's just now starting

 

[buggz31]

Originally Posted by IM A HELION

Originally Posted by Infyrno23

Originally Posted by UYBornAgain

Originally Posted by Da XpLiCiT OnE

Name: Shalora Jasper Network: Purdue '11 hmm...

LOL you can never win on Niketalk. I can see it now. 20 goons just hit her with the line along with a link to this post

dude her name was still on the page...

at me forgettin to block it out...I can't see it now...

"WHAT DO YOU TAKE ME FOR? A JOKE? Step your life game up, dude. <BLOCKED>

"

Somebody spilt the beans?

 

[taimaishu123]

i keep on runnin into chicks with kids on myspace!!! its pissin me off!

 

[c2345air]

Tai - maybe you meant to be a baby daddy.

lmao

A step baby daddy in this case.

 

[crank lucas]

Originally Posted by buggz31

Originally Posted by Crank Lucas

lol wow i juss finish sendin out messages and check myspace and see that i still had the rick roll song on since april fools LOL
wow talk about creepy i changed that joint asap

did you get that from me? "F Amerikkka" ???

it was F amerikka, dam ur everywhere buggz

 

[dr spaceman]

I see one of yall took the can i hit/whip it out approach to the streets.

NEWPORT NEWS -- A 15-year-old boy is charged with exposing himself at two businesses.

Police say the teen pulled down his pants at a Texaco gas station and a dog grooming business in the 10000 block of Warwick Boulevard Tuesday afternoon.

Police say a 46-year-old woman was pumping gas when the teenager approached her and asked questions. She told police she turned around and saw his privates exposed.

Soon after, two women at the groomers, ages 23 and 45, say the teen asked them questions and again exposed himself. They yelled at the suspect and he ran from the store, police added.

The boy, who attends Warwick High School, was turned over to his parent after being charged with two counts of indecent exposure.

 

[johnnyredstorm]

You guys think this would work on facebook? I'm horny and I hate myspace.

 

[c2345air]

^^^ lmfao at that article.

Wow. -_-

 

[buggz31]

Whip. It. Out.

 

[that valles dude]

Originally Posted by taimaishu123

i keep on runnin into chicks with kids on myspace!!! its pissin me off!

[color= rgb(0, 153, 153)] at least you know they'll put out[/color]

 

[chozin87]

has anybody tried just asking for the neck?

i would like to see the results on that

 

[hondurican21]

jesus this *!%* took no effort at all! usually i try to be all papi chulo when asking for the aim/number...but damn this lines work miracles!

Final Update from this braud:

lol ur so funny

hit mi up on aim >>>******

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Danny, CHOCALAS!
Date: May 28, 2008 12:00 PM


Aww well if you would of had my number you could of hit me up so i can bring you some homemade soup with my special ingredient....LOOOOOVE! (and some salt conadobo)

Lmao, im so corny with it. *danny is nothing but a sad face =(*
----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: NASTY lili*
Date: May 28, 2008 10:36 AM


lol i see, wats up wat u doin=] im in ma friend house ma teacher wasnt there so i dipped im tired nd sick=/

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Danny, CHOCALAS!
Date: May 28, 2008 8:22 AM


well i figure with that beautiful face you had a ++%#%@!$ of guys sending you messages like crazy, I had to change up the stelo and be a little unique =D

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: NASTY lili*
Date: May 28, 2008 9:13 AM


lol ur so silly danny?
wen i read it i was like !%! hes buggen lol kinda made mi laugh=] good job danny u made mi start my day with a smile

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Danny, CHOCALAS!
Date: May 28, 2008 8:11 AM


lmao, i sent that message cuz I knew it would get your attention. Plus you look to smart to do some *!%* like that. Forgive me please. I'm just trying toplay games with a cute girl, you should play along. *danny winks towards you

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----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: NASTY lili*
Date: May 28, 2008 9:05 AM


ill pass

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Danny, CHOCALAS!
Date: May 27, 2008 10:45 PM


"Hey beautiful, just came through to tell you that I find you very attractive and ... EFF this issh, man, I wanna beat....... Straight up, you down?"

pics just in case you miss the first time

 

[crank lucas]

^fishing with dynomite

 

[keel252]

this chick on me tough like shes been texting all day

this chick iam going out to drink with Sat. night

and this the one i want bad


lol i like that, you're clever

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: ..Lo..
Date: May 27, 2008 9:32 PM


Can I borrow you? I'll give you back. Promise.
..

 

[buggz31]

Originally Posted by That Valles Dude

Originally Posted by taimaishu123

i keep on runnin into chicks with kids on myspace!!! its pissin me off!

[color= rgb(0, 153, 153)]at least you know they'll put out[/color]

Just make sure you don't use the child support line

 

[buggz31]

Chick is cute

 

[keel252]

Originally Posted by IM A HELION

Originally Posted by keeL252

good pick up Infyrnoo


I dont know how to upload pics on NT

I got a couple to show


Please excuse my computer ignorance

Damn, Keel!

Over 2K posts in and you just findin out how to do this?

I ain't mad at you though. The only time I even upload pics is to here and Facebook.

i know man


you dont know how many "PYP's", "air her out", and "getting it cranking" threads i missed out on. the whole time peoplewas postin pics i was

 

[timelessflight]

So far so good here.....I'll keep you guys updated.


WELL I THINK THATS REAL SWEET OF U, NOT TOO MANY MEN WOULD DO THINGS LIKE THAT. THAT IS TRUELY A BLESSING. ARE U IN HOUSTON????

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: ..ME...
Date: 26 May 2008, 21:47


Greetings, my Goddess. How art thou? Me? Well...I've got a pocket full of hundreds that I'm about to drop off at the orphanage. It's a weekly habitof mine and I love it. (smile) You take care now and respond to me when you have time, you wonderful woman...YOU. (wink)

cherrio


her picture.....