[realtalk] How do you guys approach myspace chicks? [/realtalk]

[chrisqo]

BlaCk planet was

back in the day

 

[buggzpimpin]

Originally Posted by Super T1ght

Originally Posted by Starkey Luv

WHATVER. THAT #%!@ AINT FUNNY.

Yes it is.

I suggest using the orphanage line just for kicks. This is really what it's all about. The point of this is to get (()), and if you can't get (())- you get lulz.

 

[tbone95860]

35 pages?!?!?

The hell did I miss when I was out and about during Memorial Day weekend

Too bad I gotta go to bed & school/write a paper all day tomorrow, I gotta catch up on this thread ASAP!

 

[buggzpimpin]

Step yall's game up:

Subject:

Guess what?

Body:
I wanna %%@+ the %+!% out of your fat @**. Realtalk. True story. I'ma make your @** sway like a forest of trees in a storm. Get at me.

 

[high st]

i am doing quite swell. pip pip!
I seem to be experiencing a rather forceful sensation deep within the crevices of my knickers upon viewing your pics. maybe u could help me solve this problem?

 

[ptrakarn23]

Took me a good hour 1/2 to finish reading this thread...

had me dyin

Subject: Re: yo
image

no

------ Original note ------

From: JayVarsity
To: sweet_BuNnI06
Subject: yo
Hey, you're really beautiful. Can I hit?

I seriously am about to revamp my myspace up too... gonna try to hit this up in the 503 but doing it around my college campus would be mad akward if u ever raninto them.

E-game... gotttttdamnn. Keep it flowing.

 

[buggzpimpin]

I know I live in a somewhat smalltown (150,000 population)...I don't wanna ruin any associations over **** and giggles...

 

[im self abs0rbed]

Originally Posted by it is wat it is

http://niketalk.com/topic/25397?page=1

 

[mr monday niight]

Originally Posted by Infyrno23

Originally Posted by taimaishu123


Greetings, Lovely Lady. How art thou? Me? Well...I've got a pocket full of hundreds that I'm about to drop off at the orphanage. It's a weekly habit of mine and I love it. (smile) You take care now and respond to me when you have time, you wonderful woman...YOU. (wink)

cherrio

Today at 11:21pm




Well kind sir I'm smoking a blunt. How art thou you?

http://www.facebook.com/mobile/

Today at 11:50pm

the after hours smokeith of the nug is a joyous occasion indeed!

i am doing quite swell. pip pip!
I seem to be experiencing a rather forceful sensation deep within the crevices of my knickers upon viewing your pics. maybe u could help me solve this problem?

we can cometh together and engage conversation over a nice cup of english tea. what do u say lad?

if that is real

 

[fade on you]

Originally Posted by buggzpimpin

Step yall's game up:

Subject:

Guess what?

Body:
I wanna %%@+ the %+!% out of your fat @**. Realtalk. True story. I'ma make your @** sway like a forest of trees in a storm. Get at me.

 

[buggzpimpin]

I think this one might be an NTer...

Subject:

RE: Me and You..

Body:
Aight now that I've seen your pics heres the deal. I can only be your knight in shining armor (Limited Edition!) for a limited amount of time of. So in order to keep me as your night in shining armor (Limited Edition!) your gonna have to A.) Give me the booty - or B.) Dome me up.

This is a limited time offer. Take it while you can! Offer expires at 10:00 AM!

Disclaimer:

By taking this offer you admit that you are of legal age, 18 or over, nor are you a transvestite, a man, or neither were one of the two mentioned in the past. You also acknowledge that I am not responsible for any seizures while under orgasm, loss of body fluids, use of naughty words, welps on your +*% or cum stains on hair, eyelids or clothing articles. By taking this offer you also acknowledge that you must work that +*% with precision, and shall not use teeth, nor leave hickeys on my body. You also acknowledge that you will leave at the appropriate time after sexual acts have been performed, a maximum of 30 minutes. Everything else is fair game.



----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: myspace is borin.. rawr
Date: May 27, 2008 6:21 AM


umm..oh really?...dats nice...since ya ma knight n shinin armor..(wow dat was funny lmao)..u shuld add me=]

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: ..RhykhyStr8..
Date: May 27, 2008 8:18 AM


Don't act like you don't know that I'm your knight in shining armor

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: ..myspace is borin..rawr..
Date: May 27, 2008 6:14 AM


who da hell r u?

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: ..RhykhyStr8..
Date: May 27, 2008 2:21 AM


RAWR!

Should beast.

......

 

[mextra45]

son wrote up a coupon .. genious

quick tip these work great on broads that use 3's for E and Z's for s and type all crazy

 

[fitted n laced]

"hey.. I was just lookin at your page and ilike what I see.. If you feel the same then hit me back loser =) "

about to use this one on about 10 myspace chicks and see how that works... this %+% hilarious...i'll post back with the replys if i get any...wish ya boyluck!

 

[buggzpimpin]

@ me forgetting to add "no STD's" in the disclaimer

 

[coolnificent]

Originally Posted by Fade On You

Originally Posted by buggzpimpin

Step yall's game up:

Subject:

Guess what?

Body:
I wanna %%@+ the %+!% out of your fat @**. Realtalk. True story. I'ma make your @** sway like a forest of trees in a storm. Get at me.

Only on NT will you here those words

 

[it is wat it is]

HOW YOU DOING BEAUTIFUL. CAN I GET TO KNOW YOU.

5/5 THESE BIRDS ARE EATING IT UP

 

[buggzpimpin]

Originally Posted by COOLnificent

Originally Posted by Fade On You

Originally Posted by buggzpimpin

Step yall's game up:

Subject:

Guess what?

Body:
I wanna %%@+ the %+!% out of your fat @**. Realtalk. True story. I'ma make your @** sway like a forest of trees in a storm. Get at me.

Only on NT will you here those words

NT got me sayin all types of stuff. Like "whilst" and "how art thou"....I swear I use these regularly like they are normal SMH

 

[high st]

Originally Posted by im self abs0rbed

Originally Posted by it is wat it is

http://niketalk.com/topic/25397?page=1

you hating

Kellz is

 

[rich x yung]

Originally Posted by Rebel RLY

general rule for me is use the direct 'can i beat line' on hood rats or any other ghetto trashy rodent-like creatures

use the orphanage/loser bit when speaking to a somewhat respectable young lady

it COULD work both ways though

 

[18th letter]

i think that video that got PM'd to me had a virus...just throwing that out there

 

[ericescobar]

Originally Posted by 18th letter

i think that video that got PM'd to me had a virus...just throwing that out there

even her techno-form has an std. the digital clap

 

[coolnificent]

Originally Posted by ericescobar

Originally Posted by 18th letter

i think that video that got PM'd to me had a virus...just throwing that out there

even her techno-form has an std. the digital clap

 

[si3xers55]

Can someone PM me this Kellz video? the safe version

 

[mrxdaboss]

yall kill the kellz talk please its muddying up the e-pimpage. Still waiting on some progress reports esecially golden.

 

[prez t]

buggzpimpin got me in tears over here