- Nov 20, 2007
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First AND last name famI shot Teddy on Tuesday
*Here's to hoping no one named Teddy dies on Tuesdays*
2020, I shot Teddy Barnes on Tuesday
4:53 pm it was a cool day (March 15th!)
Law & Order marathon was on, Told him only fool's pay (DUHN! DUHN!)
Unsheathed the .45 caliber like Excalibur
Dipped out the back, no way I'm gettin sent up to Attica (Catch Me If You Can!)
When in actuality:
Nope it was Bernard Wilkins 2019 on a Friday and
Nah it was a particularly hot day in September 10am
Maury was on and it was a robbery
Strangled him, left through the front dressed as a mailman