Random Thoughts VoL..How and Why?

Originally Posted by MrOchoa

What happen if technology stopped?

Sticks or stones?

What came first the Chicken or Egg?


It can't the only thing tech can do is evolve. Stones. The egg came first...if you don't think so prove me wrong.
 
Originally Posted by shaqtus92

Originally Posted by jawnyquest

what the !%!% is juice?
Grape drank baby!!

But I have one, why whenever I'm fighting someone in a dream or running away, I go in super slow mo?


It's in slow mo because your brain is resting.
 
Since money does not grow on trees then why do banks have branches?

How does glue not stick to the inside of the bottle?

Why is 11 not pronounced as 'onety one'?

Can you cry under water?
 
Originally Posted by NJstress03

why is ignorance more interesting to the masses than intellect?


If everyone was intellectual who would buy the crap that companies put out? It's interesting because you don't have to be intellectual to be ignorantand since the masses aren't intellectual it's more interesting because they can understand it.
 
how did the chinese build the great wall of china?
egyptian pyramids amaze me too
mainly structures
 
Originally Posted by 2o6

why must i cry?


Because you are a sensitive girl haha just kidding. You cry because something that you think about that is sentimental to you makes you emotional.
 
why do ppl think its funni when minorities make fun of whites for being white but when its the other way around they think its racist. for the record imhispanic...
 
Originally Posted by DMoney82

Since money does not grow on trees then why do banks have branches?

How does glue not stick to the inside of the bottle?

Why is 11 not pronounced as 'onety one'?

Can you cry under water?


They have the branches branches because that's where the trees grow haha. There's wax that prevents that. It's not pronouced like that because 11in old English is endlefon which also derives from another German word that I forgot but the pronouciation is most likely German.
 
I have always wondered how someone can look at how perfectly ordered the world is, and state that there is no creator.
How come all the cool ones have boyfriends?
Why can I not stop thinking about either of my exes?
 
Originally Posted by jawnyquest

what the !%!% is juice?
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whered you get that from? me and my friends be sayin that for year snow and we dont know where we got it from ...
 
Originally Posted by NJstress03

why do ppl think its funni when minorities make fun of whites for being white but when its the other way around they think its racist. for the record im hispanic...


When you see a ****** beat up a huge guy you think it is funny right? That is also true with the thing you're saying. It's funny because white peopleare the minority hahaha. They think it's racist since white people control the world.
 
A few I've heard that had me
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1. How do blind people know when they are done wiping?

2. Could it be that all those trick-or-treaters wearing sheets aren't going
as ghosts but as mattresses?

3. If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?

4. Is there another word for synonym?

5. Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do practice?"

6. If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane
crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of that stuff?

7. If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?

8. Would a fly without wings be called a walk?

9. Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will
clean them?

10. If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain
silent?

11. Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines?

12. If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and
apes?

13. How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign?

14. What was the best thing before sliced bread?

15. If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too?

16. Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?

17. If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

18. Whose cruel idea was it for the word "Lisp" to have a "S" in it?

19. Why are hemorrhoids called "hemorrhoids" instead of "asteroids"?
 
Originally Posted by 10eazye

Originally Posted by NJstress03

why do ppl think its funni when minorities make fun of whites for being white but when its the other way around they think its racist. for the record im hispanic...


When you see a ****** beat up a huge guy you think it is funny right? That is also true with the thing you're saying. It's funny because white people are the minority hahaha. They think it's racist since white people control the world.

i dunt think its funni when a ****** beats up a huge guy (im a huge guy
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) in reality, shouldnt it either be funny both ways or racist both ways? shouldnteveryone get the same set of rules since we are all spose to be considered equal? on a semi-related note, why is it that women say they can do anything a mancan (because they are equal) but when it comes to something they dunt wana do it becomes a man's job?
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Why do i need at least 2 master degrees from prestigious universities and 3-6 years of experience so i can end up making mocha lattes for my boss and playingsolitare on my computer?
 
Originally Posted by LilStarZ07

Originally Posted by jawnyquest

what the !%!% is juice?
roll.gif

whered you get that from? me and my friends be sayin that for year snow and we dont know where we got it from ...


The ol' i wanna be down so i follow the crowd. sucka
 
Originally Posted by MrOchoa

What happen if technology stopped?

Sticks or stones?

What came first the Chicken or Egg?
lol ricky is that you?

i think the chicken came first
 
Why do the elderly and handicapped get to park in the front but have to walk to the back for Meds?
 
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Why is it that when a Caucasian dude is smashin' say, an Asian chick its not IR.

But when said Asian chick gets down with the bbc, its IR.

supwitdat?

Julius F. Wrek
 
Originally Posted by Julius Wrek

Why is it that when a Caucasian dude is smashin' say, an Asian chick its not IR.

But when said Asian chick gets down with the bbc, its IR.

supwitdat?
IR = inter racial?
If so, it is. You can ask my parents about their experience with an old coworker my dad worked with back in the 90's, and why she thought it was disgustingmy dad (white) would marry my mom (Korean) and not keep things 'in the race.' Gotta love Florida
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