Random Thoughts from people our Age

[23michaeljordan45]

 

[jaysonmytoes713]

alot of those applied to me.
good post

 

[boogie bwoy]

Originally Posted by 757bred

-I think everyone has a movie that they love so much, it actually becomes
stressful to watch it with other people. I'll end up wasting 90 minutes
shiftily glancing around to confirm that everyone's laughing at the right
parts, then making sure I laugh just a little bit harder (and a millisecond
earlier) to prove that I'm still the only one who really, really gets it.

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truth.

 

[jibbycanoe]

very amusing. thanks for sharing 757bred
and to the fellow who said "nobody is going to read all that," you think people won't read something amusing like that but would rather knowwhat's in your fridge?
this one "-More often than not, when someone is telling me a story all I can think about is that I can't wait for them to finish so that I can tell myown story that's not only better, but also more directly involves me." must apply to you

 

[addictedtofreshkicks]

Originally Posted by psykhO

Yeah.. umm nobody is gonna read all that

I did...

 

[produccionfrescos]

-More often than not, when someone is telling me a story all I can think
about is that I can't wait for them to finish so that I can tell my own
story that's not only better, but also more directly involves me.

-Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize
you're wrong.

-Is it just me, or are 80% of the people in the "people you may know"
feature on Facebook people that I do know, but I deliberately choose not to
be friends with?

-I think everyone has a movie that they love so much, it actually becomes
stressful to watch it with other people. I'll end up wasting 90 minutes
shiftily glancing around to confirm that everyone's laughing at the right
parts, then making sure I laugh just a little bit harder (and a millisecond
earlier) to prove that I'm still the only one who really, really gets it.

-I would rather try to carry 10 plastic grocery bags in each hand than take
2 trips to bring my groceries in.

-The only time I look forward to a red light is when I¹m trying to finish a
text.

- Lol has gone from meaning, "laugh out loud" to "I have nothing else to
say".

- MapQuest really needs to start their directions on #5. Pretty sure I know
how to get out of my neighborhood.

-You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when
you've made up your mind that you just aren't doing anything productive for
the rest of the day.

-I hate when I just miss a call by the last ring (Hello? Hello? Dammit!),
but when I immediately call back, it rings nine times and goes to voicemail.
What'd you do after I didn't answer? Drop the phone and run away?

- I hate leaving my house confident and looking good and then not seeing
anyone of importance the entire day. What a waste.

- As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no
matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.

-I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer
when they call.

-Even if I knew your social security number, I wouldn't know what do to with it.

-It really pisses me off when I want to read a story on CNN.com and the link
takes me to a video instead of text.
[color= rgb(255, 0, 0)]ALL of these are on point![/color]

 

[jfmartimcdandruff]

I agree with a lot of stuff on here, but i'll brb to read the last 1/4.

 

[zeus23]

This was actually quite entertaining. Thank You for that

 

[dacityslanga]

Originally Posted by 757bred

-I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.



I do that all the time....I have so many people named "Dont Answer", "Annoying" "Irratating" in my phone

 

[mojodmonky1]

Originally Posted by 757bred

Originally Posted by Dirtylicious

-How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?

sadly.....I only learned this 2 yrs ago.

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That's�one that always got me.� I would�always just roll it�like a�sleeping bag.� Thanks for the vid, now it looks like I'm gonna have to�learn�Origami just to fold it up

��

hahahaha i actually�had a conversation with my coworkers about this last week (this FWD was circulating around the office).

I still stand�by my technique for folding�fitted sheets.

Step1:�grab sheet with 1 hand
Step2: clench hand into fist
Step3: roll sheet around clenched fist
Step4:�punch sheet fisted hand into the pile of towels/sheets in linen closet
Step5: unclench fist
Step6: remove unclenched hand from rolled up sheet

voila! done and done!
��

 

[doublejs07]

-I would rather try to carry 10 plastic grocery bags in each hand than take
2 trips to bring my groceries in.

this is me right here....got my fingertips turning purple cause I'm holding 7 bags in each hand....the worst is when you have all the +*!+%!% bagsin your hand, but you forget to get the key out of your pocket to open the front door

 

[lunatic 809]

I can relate to 95% of these

Edit: who else stays on NT during school? lol

 

[selrahc123]

Originally Posted by psykhO

Yeah.. umm nobody is gonna read all that

I did lol. Most if those have ran through my mind more than once.

 

[951guero]

read all of that and a lot of it applies to me

 

[jose cansec0]

Yeah.. umm nobody is gonna read all that


fail.

and half of the stuffs all true tho....

 

[sillysneaks]

- Answering the same letter three times or more in a row on a Scantron test
is absolutely petrifying.

Haha I thought I was the only one...

 

[cangn]

haha damn.... this is so on point almost everything is true, damn imma have to save this

 

[incredibleev]

this is exactly why they say the key to stand-up comedy is telling the truth

good stuff

 

[dearwinter219]

Originally Posted by jawnyquest

90% are true for me n i jus turned 21

ain't it tho

 

[chokeonsmoke]

Originally Posted by 757bred

-What would happen if I hired two private investigators to follow each
other?

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[magikmike]

This *%@$ is gold. So many truths.

 

[eight2one]

Originally Posted by 757bred

Originally Posted by psykhO

Yeah.. umm nobody is gonna read all that

Sure they will

I sure did...it was actually amusing.

 

[the yes guy]

I get in the shower and then turn on the water. Otherwise water splashes out of the shower when I get in.

Other than that, I can relate to most of these.

 

[cs02132]

- Answering the same letter three times or more in a row on a Scantron test
is absolutely petrifying.



i hate this..if there is 2 or more of hte same letters i always think that im wrong and change it

 

[downtown43]

- MapQuest really needs to start their directions on #5. Pretty sure I know
how to get out of my neighborhood.

i know right.. whenever i print out Mapquest directions, there will be like 10 steps and the first 6 will be how to get out of my neighborhood and ontothe highway