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[servechilled81]

My mom is the ultimate troll
We used to get into dumb stuff as kids, so my mom packed three trashbags full of our

stuff and sat them on the porch and told us she was sending us away.  Scared the !@$% out of us

One time we were at the eye doctor and my younger brother is getting glasses

the doctor tells us to leave the room because she wants to talk to our mom privately

So my brother is like 

, he's like 11 at the time.

She comes out and we ask her what the doctor said.

She goes, "Chris, the doctor says you're gay, she could see it in your eyes"

Turns out the doctor was telling her he could get contacts, but she didn't want to say it

in front of him to influence him 

 

[nktran001]

ForeverDoneTrolling.

 

[truballa101]

Originally Posted by ServeChilled81

 

[bhergh]

Im sorry if I troll or become a worser one

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[dmoney82]

Originally Posted by odog24

post some of your funniest stories where you "troll" someone  for lack of a better term.

ill post something that happened to me recently

so my dad is looking through boxes in the garage and he comes across a fat stack of 1 dollar bills. i guess he left them there or something lol, so he gives them to me and idk what to use it for except the stripclub. but my car was almost on empty i decided to use it for gas. it was all rolled up with rubberband around it like some drug money and i handed it like that to the cashier and shes given me funny looks but anyways it ended up being 54 dollars.

post yours

Lamest story I've ever read. Nothing about this was even considered trolling. Your dad gave you some money he found and you got gas with it.

 

[cheese wagstaff]

Originally Posted by Sleaze Jar Omens

that's not trolling OP. I convinced my boy his sister got trained and caught hep and hiv.

I also go to places with tablets like best buy and target, tether with my phone, and pull up porn on them. High volume for maximum rage. Asian porn works really well.

also used to use school networks to send notes to all comps, lock out comps, I basically shut the library down one day. notadamninsight.mp4

and trolling is not 4ch culture. trolling is an ancient technique, an art, passed down generation to generation. children and moralbobs have ruined my beloved bee

James Earl shows up in every thread I mention bee 

 I see you 

 

[arrjae2]

justhotkicks wrote:

awesome.

 

[jermz101]

@ post above me, its so true...deeply dissapoint

 

[buggz05]

I egged the D.A.'s house, he wasn't allowed to prosecute me.

When I was younger I took a mentally special girl on a chicken mcnugget date dressed in a tweety bird costume.

I do this trolling/activism thing on Facebook when I think corporations or councils are doing wrong. It works everytime

Me and my bff got kicked out of the mall for following people while wearing phantom of the opera masks with sunglasses, while singing our conversations to eachother over walkie talkies. The security got sick of hearing our singing over their walkies so they kicked us out. They said the stalking customers was funny so they were letting it slide, but the singing was too much.

 

[odog24]

Originally Posted by DMoney82

Originally Posted by odog24

post some of your funniest stories where you "troll" someone  for lack of a better term.

ill post something that happened to me recently

so my dad is looking through boxes in the garage and he comes across a fat stack of 1 dollar bills. i guess he left them there or something lol, so he gives them to me and idk what to use it for except the stripclub. but my car was almost on empty i decided to use it for gas. it was all rolled up with rubberband around it like some drug money and i handed it like that to the cashier and shes given me funny looks but anyways it ended up being 54 dollars.

post yours

Lamest story I've ever read. Nothing about this was even considered trolling. Your dad gave you some money he found and you got gas with it.

it was a "you had to be there to understand" kinda situation

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or maybe it was just a lame story

share your lame stories too its all good

 

[yngsimba.sneakershoebox]

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[donttalkitlivit]

Every nite on Xbox. Lol. I always get someone hot in the lobby. I got a good story about someone trolling me tho. I had saved my friends new number, and it wasn't right.I texted him early that next day... "A... u wanna go hoop" and he promptly texted me back.. "Let's go."I said "come pick me up" (luckily I didn't drive) and he says "be there in 30." an hour goes by I text him... "u good?" He then hits me back... "Yea I'm runnin late" another hour goes by, and by then Im just worried.... I text him again "u good?""Yea I'm good, just had to take care of something, and I can't make it. Hit me later" So a few more hours pass, and I invite him to Benihanas via text... "u wanna ride to Benihanas"Him.. "hell yea" I told him to "drive to my house, and I will drive us there" he respond "on tha way"Well an hour goes by... And I'm hot now. ( he lives 5 min away) I call, and he doesn't answer... So I tweeted him "where u at"He responds "at the crib chillin" and I instantly realize I been texting someone and they're are trolling. I just texted the number back... And told em they got me. Lol. Dude texts back... Are we still going to Benihanas. I was LMAO all day.

 

[bean pie slanga]

@ coffee and 2 apple pies

How old are you bruh

 

[jordanking xi]

Hello can i get 2 mc chicken sub sandwichs

 

[noskey]

I just try and mess with people when they ask  dumb questions. Exaggerating or giving blatantly wrong answers in the most convincingly calm tone. I got one girl I work with to think that there were 4 Super Bowls a year a couple nights ago.

I convinced my sister that Benjamin Button was a true story a while back.

 

[zapatohead408]

Originally Posted by donttalkitlivit

Every nite on Xbox. Lol. I always get someone hot in the lobby. I got a good story about someone trolling me tho. I had saved my friends new number, and it wasn't right.I texted him early that next day... "A... u wanna go hoop" and he promptly texted me back.. "Let's go."I said "come pick me up" (luckily I didn't drive) and he says "be there in 30." an hour goes by I text him... "u good?" He then hits me back... "Yea I'm runnin late" another hour goes by, and by then Im just worried.... I text him again "u good?""Yea I'm good, just had to take care of something, and I can't make it. Hit me later" So a few more hours pass, and I invite him to Benihanas via text... "u wanna ride to Benihanas"Him.. "hell yea" I told him to "drive to my house, and I will drive us there" he respond "on tha way"Well an hour goes by... And I'm hot now. ( he lives 5 min away) I call, and he doesn't answer... So I tweeted him "where u at"He responds "at the crib chillin" and I instantly realize I been texting someone and they're are trolling. I just texted the number back... And told em they got me. Lol. Dude texts back... Are we still going to Benihanas. I was LMAO all day.

this is good trolling.

 

[night marcher01]

I trolled my little sister last month. I put her phone number on craigslist, with the title "Free teacup chihuahuas"

Poor little girl was getting texts and phone calls left and right!

 

[scshift]

Originally Posted by donttalkitlivit

Every nite on Xbox. Lol. I always get someone hot in the lobby. I got a good story about someone trolling me tho. I had saved my friends new number, and it wasn't right.I texted him early that next day... "A... u wanna go hoop" and he promptly texted me back.. "Let's go."I said "come pick me up" (luckily I didn't drive) and he says "be there in 30." an hour goes by I text him... "u good?" He then hits me back... "Yea I'm runnin late" another hour goes by, and by then Im just worried.... I text him again "u good?""Yea I'm good, just had to take care of something, and I can't make it. Hit me later" So a few more hours pass, and I invite him to Benihanas via text... "u wanna ride to Benihanas"Him.. "hell yea" I told him to "drive to my house, and I will drive us there" he respond "on tha way"Well an hour goes by... And I'm hot now. ( he lives 5 min away) I call, and he doesn't answer... So I tweeted him "where u at"He responds "at the crib chillin" and I instantly realize I been texting someone and they're are trolling. I just texted the number back... And told em they got me. Lol. Dude texts back... Are we still going to Benihanas. I was LMAO all day.

"Are we still going to Benihanas"

 

[DCAllAfrican]

I had some old XMAS candy, Chocolate covered marshmallows. I was tired of looking at them in my fridge so I took them to work to "give" them away. I was going to just put them in the kitchen for somebody to take but I said, let me see how far I can go with this.

Waited for a co-worker to leave his office, went in there and put them in his drawer underneath some sticky notes and pens. That way he wouldn't think they just got put there and maybe convince himself that he forgot about them.

So he came back to his office like 25 minutes later and I am walking past and he already crushed like 3 of them. (5 came in the pack). I seriously wonder where he thought they came from.

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Few things I have fun with while they are on my mind.
 
- Using the Spanish option in the self-check out at CVS/Grocery stores WHILE speaking English with someone 
 
- Whenever I give someone a birthday card, on the back where the price is located, I take a black ball-point pen and write a " 1 " in front of the USA and Canadian Prices. So if the card is 2.99, I will write 12.99. Nobody has ever called me out on it but when they do, it will be the best moment of my life.
 
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