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this didn't happen to me, it happened to my boy during college..
his mom just moved to a new apartment.. i think in iowa or somewhere.. so he goes and visits in the summertime. meets this chick at the building pool.. theyget to drinking, talking.. one thing leads to another, and they head back to her place to smash.
the whole time, this chick is saying that she's a virgin, and she wants dude to hit it raw "for my first time."
chad thinks better of this.. throws on a rubber and proceeds to smash, thinking to himself, why would a virgin want to get it raw.. hmm, doesn't feel likea virgin while smashing either.. plus during it, she didn't seem like one either..
still drunk, he gets off her, heads to the bathroom.. flicks the light and there's some MURDER SCENE TYPE BLOOD from his chest to his thighs.
apparently she was on her period and just used the virgin line as an excuse for the upcoming bloodiness.
his mom just moved to a new apartment.. i think in iowa or somewhere.. so he goes and visits in the summertime. meets this chick at the building pool.. theyget to drinking, talking.. one thing leads to another, and they head back to her place to smash.
the whole time, this chick is saying that she's a virgin, and she wants dude to hit it raw "for my first time."
chad thinks better of this.. throws on a rubber and proceeds to smash, thinking to himself, why would a virgin want to get it raw.. hmm, doesn't feel likea virgin while smashing either.. plus during it, she didn't seem like one either..
still drunk, he gets off her, heads to the bathroom.. flicks the light and there's some MURDER SCENE TYPE BLOOD from his chest to his thighs.
apparently she was on her period and just used the virgin line as an excuse for the upcoming bloodiness.