Post your jumpoff disaster stories.

[i dont pass]

Originally Posted by kix4kix

I smashed this one JO and made her my girl, don't think it gets more disastrous than that. Come to find out she smashed two of my teammates the same night. I told her that in order to get back with me she had to let me film us, and sploosh on her face. Needless to say me and my teamates proceeded to watch "film". I still remember my boys claiming I was full of it, until I pulled out the Alien3 VHS sleeve with the tape inside.

 

[awwsome]

Originally Posted by kix4kix

I smashed this one JO and made her my girl, don't think it gets more disastrous than that. Come to find out she smashed two of my teammates the same night. I told her that in order to get back with me she had to let me film us, and sploosh on her face. Needless to say me and my teamates proceeded to watch "film". I still remember my boys claiming I was full of it, until I pulled out the Alien3 VHS sleeve with the tape inside.

 

[heliumclinton]

 

[dipsetgeneral]

I have a question.. im messing with a "#%%!" i be beatin it out EVERYNIGHT (just about)... but ninjas be telling me she messes with other dudez (aswell as me) she STEADY denying it but people tell me she messes with MAD other dudes...

The reason i dont believe it is because i have MAD INFO on her.. (letters she has written to me and she told me secrets about her life and herself her ownparents and loved ones do not know. I threated her from the jump with ( if this stuff is true im put you on blast, and $@%& your life)

& she wouldcry and say im a #@$%^% ninja if i EVER did that + she would move back to New York... whoz telling the truth now? her or the people that are telling me thisstuff?

 

[speakup23]

Originally Posted by kix4kix

I smashed this one JO and made her my girl, don't think it gets more disastrous than that. Come to find out she smashed two of my teammates the same night. I told her that in order to get back with me she had to let me film us, and sploosh on her face. Needless to say me and my teamates proceeded to watch "film". I still remember my boys claiming I was full of it, until I pulled out the Alien3 VHS sleeve with the tape inside.

That is like the worst thing in life you could ever do

 

[dearwinter219]

That pic on pg. 1 is nuts

Cliffs:

DRUNK
At my boy's crib with 2 beasts

chipped my tooth on a beer bottle buy walking into the back of his head while sippin

Kissed the chick multiple times after sex

She was kinda plump and NOT cute
Didn't bust

couldn't stroke properly due to whiskey %!%$ syndrome
Lost the rubber
Friend's MOM found it on her table

Couldn't go over my BEST friend's crib for like a year cuz +$+% was TENSE!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[dmoney82]

Originally Posted by 13saldana13

Originally Posted by DMoney82

Drunk, went raw...she got pregnant. She didn't wana abort but had a miscarrage anyways.






Yessss!

Son you grimey.

Yea I can agree with you. That was about 6 years ago. Young and dumb but I'm glad it worked out that way. Been with my girl 5 years now and never put my@!@ in any other chic since.

 

[that guy]

Originally Posted by jbeezie

Originally Posted by SwanginOn4z

couldnt get on hard one night last summer when me and my potna had 2 fine freakz ready to do whatever. couldnt get erect for nothing in the world word to viagra!

did you share that with your 'potna'?

'Yo dog, im having erectile disfunction..'

 

[shoes n basketball]

Originally Posted by WaveyJonesLocker

Originally Posted by milbert

Originally Posted by StarkyL0ve

I got one pregnant.

/thread

Ouch!

what the ****?