Post your funny buy/sell stories...Broke dudes FTL vol. 1

[dam itz lou]

Soldout5807 [5:25 P.M.]: yo
Soldout5807 [5:25P.M.]: Would youhold those playoff 13's for me until december 20th and ill give you 260?
Dam itz Lou [5:25P.M.]: na
Soldout5807 [5:26P.M.]: 300?
Dam itz Lou [5:26P.M.]: u giving me a deposit?
Soldout5807 [5:26P.M.]: Nah
Dam itz Lou [5:26P.M.]: theres ur answer
Soldout5807 [5:26P.M.]: Lol dumb +!*
Dam itz Lou [5:27P.M.]: k

I had another dude tell me he wont me at 14th union square but he would meet me in soho.

More to come...

 

[demonbasketball04]

I had a dude on 'another site' flake on me for $20 OG Shadow X's.

 

[dom90]

someone offered me 60 shipped for my neon 95's

people usually just lowball me

 

[donjuan513]

When thet starts off with "I don't mean to low ball you".....
Well $$@ is it then.

 

[jaye05]

nothing too crazy, i had about 40+ feedback and some guy with 3 feedback asked me to ship first in a trade. smh

 

[lazyj10]

Regarding my IVs listed currently:

saw these in the 10 forum from some other guy that is selling them for 160 size 10,same quality wear of the shoe you are selling for. I know that sounds cheap but what can i say.... Not my size. im 10.5 or 11. How much do you honestly would want since your selling the shoes?
$160? Beat IVs can grab $160. So what is he going to do, turn around and flip them?

 

[demonbasketball04]

My most recent one was some stupid %#! +*%$## moron, who also happens to be a member of 'the other site' , that won a pair of OG VII's from me onebay for $112 shipped, then proceeds to e-mail me imediately afterwards offering me $80 'cuz that's all he gots'. After I tell him no, this mutha%@%@%$ says 'well i'm not buying them then'. What kind of piece of **%% buyer are you you stupid mutha %@%@%$.

He then proceeds to make ANOTHER account, and then win them AGAIN after I relisted them. I swear to everything if I ever were to somehow meet him, Iwouldn't hesitate to choke that %@%@%$ and punch his lights out.

Yes I'm mad

 

[addictedtofreshkicks]

^ lol

 

[phinsfan13]

Yeah there have been some bad stories with ebayers for me. I bought 3 pairs of dunks from a dude in Cali, originally said s/h was to be 15, then jacked it to30 after the end of the auction. I paid, he shipped, s/h ended up being $11.

Tried to file a report, but nothing came of it. Dude got me for $20.

Had some extreme lowball offers on my cool grey XIs (VNDS, worn twice) I sold last month. One dude offered $125 shipped. SMH

 

[ol whoadie bastard]

too many to list...

and i hate it when ppl. try to trade you all this misc. crap...used swingman jerseys, playstation, ipods

i don't need your trash

 

[yuras718]

There's just soo many ******ed offers/pm's that i received.

and i quote "i got a firend who wants these. ill get at him tomorrow and let u know. thanks" Why not just wait until tomorrow than after you talkedto your friend.

1 funny IM i received is when some1 asked me if i was accepting trades, i told him cash only.. dude gets all fired up with turrets and started cursing me out,gave me a good laugh.

Than some1 sent me an offer for a pair i have listed right now, but said he cant pay for another 3 weeks, expecting me to actually hold them for him lmao.

 

[xilegacy]

"yo can u redo agreement link stating price so my dad can see it"

this guy is 20 years old

.

 

[tntrmskd]

^^^^ HAHAHAHA. Total Stepbrothers moment.


A guy once offered me a date with his 'girlfriend'

I think he was a pimp and just trying to use one of his tricks to get free kicks, but I was totally caught off guard.

I didn't even know how to respond so I just lied and told him the shoes had already been sold.

Whaddafug is wrong with some people...

 

[jeenewed]

Originally Posted by demonbasketball04

My most recent one was some stupid %#! +*%$## moron, who also happens to be a member of 'the other site' , that won a pair of OG VII's from me on ebay for $112 shipped, then proceeds to e-mail me imediately afterwards offering me $80 'cuz that's all he gots'. After I tell him no, this mutha %@%@%$ says 'well i'm not buying them then'. What kind of piece of **%% buyer are you you stupid mutha %@%@%$.

He then proceeds to make ANOTHER account, and then win them AGAIN after I relisted them. I swear to everything if I ever were to somehow meet him, I wouldn't hesitate to choke that %@%@%$ and punch his lights out.

Yes I'm mad

That had me

 

[dam itz lou]

Originally Posted by donjuan513

When thet starts off with "I don't mean to low ball you".....
Well $$@ is it then.

Some guy said that to me then added the economy was bad.

@ demonbasketball story.

EDIT: here we go...

oh damn maybe the economy isnt doing so bad. Sorry for the low offer!
-------------------------------------
From: Dam itz Lou
To:alsquared
Sent:November 20, 2008, 3:54 pm

lol @ the economy being your excuse.

High offer right now is $340 meet up.
-------------------------------------
From: alsquared
Toam itz Lou
Sent:November 20, 2008, 3:42 pm

hello saw your post. would you be willing to do 250 for the spacejams? sounds like i'm lowballing you but there's the stain and this economy is gettingpretty bad. i live in ny and could do a meet up. thanks.

 

[thunderchunk69]

Originally Posted by TNTRMSKD

A guy once offered me a date with his 'girlfriend'

I think he was a pimp and just trying to use one of his tricks to get free kicks, but I was totally caught off guard.

• Location: NY

did he provide pics?

his size and sn?

 

[black milk]

 

[northparkblind]

Originally Posted by xilegacy

"yo can u redo agreement link stating price so my dad can see it"

this guy is 20 years old

.

LMAO!

 

[sylvestermcgrizzly]

Dude hit me to get some sb laces I had to...I wasn't tryin to sell so I let him set his own price, then flakes on me two weeks later wit the whole uh imahit u next week or some bs...damn dude u can't scrap together $10 dollars....?

...then I had a pair of mars iv's to get off and the dude keeps hittinme wit the u still got them u still got them for me? That went on for about a couple weeks to a month.....I jus stopped returnin the ims and sold them tosomeone else...

 

[18key]

I've been getting these damn lowball offers on eBay all week

. Onedude offered me $30 for a pair of NDS (worn twice) japan forces.
Copied and pasted:
"can i buy this shoe for 30 dollars? i really need a new pairs of shoes n i have a matchin color hat with this soPLZZZ..."

 

[northparkblind]

Originally Posted by 18key

I've been getting these damn lowball offers on eBay all week

. One dude offered me $30 for a pair of NDS (worn twice) japan forces.
Copied and pasted:
"can i buy this shoe for 30 dollars? i really need a new pairs of shoes n i have a matchin color hat with this so PLZZZ..."

lol at the matching hat.

 

[mvp07]

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[mvp07]

Originally Posted by Black Milk

Originally Posted by demonbasketball04

My most recent one was some stupid %#! +*%$## moron, who also happens to be a member of 'the other site' , that won a pair of OG VII's from me on
ebay for $112 shipped, then proceeds to e-mail me imediately afterwards offering me $80 'cuz that's all he gots'. After I tell him no, this mutha
%@%@%$ says 'well i'm not buying them then'. What kind of piece of **%% buyer are you you stupid mutha %@%@%$.




He then proceeds to make ANOTHER account, and then win them AGAIN after I relisted them. I swear to everything if I ever were to somehow meet him, I
wouldn't hesitate to choke that %@%@%$ and punch his lights out.




Yes I'm mad

Height: 5'7

no he didn't

 

[23michaeljordan45]

Originally Posted by demonbasketball04

My most recent one was some stupid %#! +*%$## moron, who also happens to be a member of 'the other site' , that won a pair of OG VII's from me on ebay for $112 shipped, then proceeds to e-mail me imediately afterwards offering me $80 'cuz that's all he gots'. After I tell him no, this mutha %@%@%$ says 'well i'm not buying them then'. What kind of piece of **%% buyer are you you stupid mutha %@%@%$.

He then proceeds to make ANOTHER account, and then win them AGAIN after I relisted them. I swear to everything if I ever were to somehow meet him, I wouldn't hesitate to choke that %@%@%$ and punch his lights out.

Yes I'm mad

But I hate ppl who lowball, like $225 for my unlocked iPhone used for a week, go buy it at the damn store for less

Ended up keeping it cuz of these people.

 

[mvp07]

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