Post Your Favorite PunchLines VOL. 5

[jc619er]

"Dot-dot-dash I'll beat that $%% in Morse code"

"You wish for death like Lady Di wish she wore a seat belt"

"I leave rappers confused like homeless cats on house arrest"

All Chino XL

"I'm coming up short like a million midgets masterbatin'."

"Get so high walkin' I catch jet lag"

"You done %%!*$$ up like crip walkin' by Suge Knight"

"Stay above the law like Judge Judy giving blowjobs"

All Ras Kass

 

[big richard]

"No bull @+$* she love my style, I only pull her jeans up when she's upside down"."Leave stars around your head like a Cowboys helmet"."You know I got a $@%$% that like to take 3 E pills, so she stay higher than an AT&T bill. But im pimpin, so soon as she ask for my weekend or nighttime minutes im Sprintin".- Los

ALL FROM THE SAME SONG

 

[filly413]

You heard it from P you kno it's the truth, I get you kidnapped, raped an thrown off the roof- nod ya head to this like it's only a rap cuz when the bullets hit ya %@! I'm like it's only a gat, I need a funeral to feel good I'm hopin it's yours

STYLES P> over alotta theses NERDS... Better yet the whole LOX over alot in the industry!!!

 

[pjhoody]

"run with dudes that's kidnappin b_... i don't mean reboundin a shot when I say they grabbing ya misses." - straws (not dude that ran with trav... cat from the bx)

thought i'd go with something y'all probably haven't heard before.

 

[pjhoody]

that's true game, and that's how i do things, keep lames in pocket like loose change - Beanie Sigel freestlye on the Last Dayz beat.