post your favorite pick up lines.

[ubuibeme]

*sig check

 

[ihavemyownopinion]

Are you a good fisher?
Cause you got me hooked

 

[acidicality]

Originally Posted by mFury

Originally Posted by rsdplaya

Originally Posted by carlosdapaperboy

Originally Posted by rwfanatic

What am I missing from the "Did you see the fight outside"? That's going completely over my head.

It's from that show on VH1, The Pickup Artist.

yea, there's no trick with it, just to get the girl going supposedly...iuno though...i tried it at a part last year, must have said it too loud, everybody ran outside.

 

[mycoldyourdone]

yo broad u got some lotion bro?

 

[rondomness]

Originally Posted by dropKicks

"I see me and you downstairs in one of those bathrooms in about 5 minutes"

LOL! RUSH HOUR 2

 

[oh you mad]

Lets play "Titanic." When I say "Iceburg!" you do down.

 

[cristian0322]

Originally Posted by RC103DC

"Excuse me, is your name gravy?"
"No, why?"
"Cuz I wanna see you all over my meat"

lmfao!!!!!

 

[ortega03]

Originally Posted by Mycoldyourdone

yo broad u got some lotion bro?

im confused...

 

[ijumpman]

Me: Do you work at Subway?
Her: No.
Me: Are you sure? Cause you just gave me a Footlong!

 

[gully gabe]

To snow bunnies or other races
"Do you have black in you?......Want some"

 

[kickzor]

if we were sneakers would you let my toungue touch ur sole

 

[rsdplaya]

(word to fresh prince)listen baby, i noticed you noticing me, and i just wanna put you on notice that i noticed you too(word to jazzy jeff) now let's getbusy

 

[grizzlyboy]

$@$!# get ova here!

What it is girl, whassup, can a %#!+% get in dem guts?

 

[Pmighty]

post your favorite pick up lines.

well hello beautiful..and you are beautiful

but i usually dont do pick up lines. a whats up how you doin will suffice

 

[daheadache]

walk up to a girl *sneeze* "excuse me, I'm allergic to fineness"

Ask her "would you like to dance"

she say no?

tell her "I think you misheard me, I said you look fat in those pants"

edit... Is that a keg in your back pocket because I wanna tap that.

 

[eff ecks]

Can I borrow you?

/thread

 

[janjan414]

Originally Posted by rsdplaya

Originally Posted by JanJan414

Originally Posted by RC103DC

"Excuse me, is your name gravy?"
"No, why?"
"Cuz I wanna see you all over my meat"

smh..lol..i would've died if someone said that to me..

"Excuse me, is your name gravy?"

*DEAD*

 

[supreme math]

"I got a 100 dollar bill tattooed on my ****, I heard you like to blow money"?

 

[jayjay414]

Hahaaaaa^^^ I just was listening to That GFK song...

 

[parada45]

hit me back loser =)

 

[freddypee]

"your legs must be tired cause you been running through my mind all day....come here girl!!!"- fresh prince


I'm fred pee $@%@#!!

 

[face82]

There are 206 bones in the human body... do you want another one?

 

[face82]

See my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I'm cute.



Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.



If you were a burger at McDonald's you'd be the McGorgeous.

 

[chico dusty]

Hey you (w/swag) ... No ill will in my greeting but you young lady, just caught my attention. How'd you do that?

Not important as the outcome, curiosity just had me. Have a good day, maybe I'll see you around.

*walks away*




If she giggles after the first question, convo ensues. Home free!

 

[lieutenant kif]

walk up to the girl in the bar/club
"I thought it was just going to be you and me tonight. why'd you invite all these people?"
swear to god it works