Post Your Favorite Eminem Quote Thread Vol. Roll Up On Ya Like Christopher Reeves...........

[ihust1e]

I got tons of favorite lines but for some reason this only ALWAYS crosses my mind.....espeically when Im fighting my ex

Eminem said:

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It's like my mother always told me:
Rana rana rana rana rana rana rana rana rana rana, n codeine n goddamit, you little $%+%%***@%*@
If you aint got nothin' nice to say then don't say nothin'
.....Ermm.....................

 

[extraordinary swag]

Power there's no one fowler bound ya that's how they they found ya
Face down in the tub I drown you with piles of downers around ya
Such nostalgia and power such prowess look how you cower
Jumped out on you now like I was a Jawa from !%%#!$' star wars
Jabba the Hut be di bye bye, be di bye bye it's time to die die
Ought to not even bother to scream it don't even matter
Amazing when grazing skin with these razor blades he waves at ya
Not your everyday Damien bathe me in holy water
Nothing like Son of Sam so please understand there's no gun in hand
Where's the thrill in a hunt there's no fun in that here I come with axe
Once I act like lumberjack when I'm hackin' him up with that
What was that? dial 911 someone's comin' in from the back

- Stay Wide Awake

Lupe may be the only one I can think of who could come close to his word play.

 

[daytona 5000]

Do driveby's in corvette's on vietnam war vets

Marhsall

 

[neighb0rh00d]

I think I smell the scent of a placenta
I enter central park its dark its winter in decemba
I see my target with my car and park it at a poacha tenda
Young girl by the name of Brenda and I pretend to befriend her
I sit down beside her like a spider hi there girl you mighta
Heard of me before see %*%*% your the girl that ida
Assault and rape and figure why not try to make your #%!*% wida
%@!% you with an the umbrella and open it up while the $%#$$ inside ya

 

[send one]

"Double barrel twelve gauge bigger than Chris Wallace,
Pissed off, cause Biggie and 'Pac just missed all this,
Watchin all these cheap imitations get rich off 'em,
and get dollars that shoulda been there's like they switched wallets".

 

[mossman75]

Original Bad Boy on the case, cover your face
Came in the place blowed, and sprayed Puffy with Mase
I laced the weed with insect repellant, better check the smelly
Eminem starts with E, better check the spelling
with a capital, somebody grab me a Snapple
I got an aspirin capsule trapped in my adam's apple (hurry up!)
Somebody dropped me on my head, and I was sure
that my mother did it, but the b___ won't admit it was her
I slit her stomach open with a scalpel when she was six months
and said, "I'm ready now b____ - ain't you feelin these kicks @***?"
The world ain't ready for me yet, I can tell
I'll probably have a cell next to the furnace in hell
I'm sicker than sperm cells with syphillis germs
and I'm hotter than my d__ is, when I piss and it burns
I kick you in the tummy until you sick to your stomach
and vomit so much blood that your clothes stick to you from it (yuck!)
(Yuck!) Hit you in the head with a brick til you plummet
If y'all don't like me, you can suck my d__ til you numb it
And all that gibberish you was spittin, you need to kill it
Cause your style is like dyin in my sleep, I don't feel it

 

[j burner]

"
"You talk a lot of +!%@, but you was neva ill tho/
ill hit ya wit some +!%@ that don't even make sense, like dikes usin dildoes"

That line makes me laugh every time I hear it.

 

[harlem on the rise]

SEND ONE wrote:

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"Double barrel twelve gauge bigger than Chris Wallace,
Pissed off, cause Biggie and 'Pac just missed all this,
Watchin all these cheap imitations get rich off 'em,
and get dollars that shoulda been there's like they switched wallets".
What I came in here to post...

Wonder who he was talkin about??

 

[ihust1e]

Eminem wrote:

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I can't describe the vibe I get.
WHen I drive by 6 people and 5 I hit.....
Awww %%!@ I started a moss pit

 

[neighb0rh00d]

The rage I release on a page is like a demon unleashed in a cage
Lunatic, Soon as I hit the stage
My mind is like a @%@!!$ stick of dynamite
Once I get behind tha mic its like the wick is lit you %@%#+%* die tonight
My nine is like a guiding light at night shinin' bright
My @%@!!$ grip is tighter then my wife's vagina SIKE
These cocksuckin **cops**
Got my Smith and Wesson
I guess its time to pick a different weapon man that %+#** depressin
But Swift is gettin me a new one for a Christmas present
[Swift] - Come on Slim lets go teach this @%@!!$ $$!+* a lesson
They managed to confiscate the pistol that I brandish
But my plan is to use this ###+$!!% to my advantage
Shady stay creative baby hold your head up don't u let up
One bit on these +$##$*%%!%$! suckers you a soldier get up
Stand up for what you believe in as long as u breathin
They jealous of you man that's the only reason they beefin'

 

[memp2atl85]

See I'm a poet to some, a regular modern day Shakespeare
Jesus Christ the King of these Latter Day Saints here
To shatter the picture in which of that as they paint me
as a monger of hate and Satan a scatter-brained atheist
But that ain't the case, see it's a matter of taste
We as a people decide if Shady's as bad as they say he is
Or is he the latter - a gateway to escape?
Media scapegoat, who they can be mad at today
See it's easy as cake, simple as whistlin Dixie
while I'm wavin the pistol at sixty Christians against me
Go to war with the Mormons, take a bath with the Catholics
in holy water - no wonder they try to hold me under longer
I'm a ************ spiteful, DELIGHTFUL eyeful
The new Ice Cube - ************* HATE to like you
What did I do? (huh?) I'm just a kid from the gutter
makin this butter off these bloodsuckers, cause I'm a ************

 

[guttagetsbusy]

"Windows tinted on my ride when I drive in it
So when I rob a bank, run out and just dive in it
So Ill be disguised in it
And if anybody identifies the guy in it
Ill hide for five minutes
Come back, shoot the eyewitness
Fire at the private eye hired to pry in my business
Die, $$*!!%%, bastards, brats, pets
This puppys lucky I didnt blast his #%% yet
If I ever gave a %%@+, Id shave my nuts
Tuck my D_ in between my legs and cluck
You mother %@$%#$# chickens aint brave enough
To say the stuff I say, so this tape is shut
@%%@, half the @%%@ I say, I just make it up
To make you mad so kiss my white naked #%%
And if its not a rapper that I make it as
Ima be a !!#%@* rapist in a jason mask"

 

[certifiedflyboi23]

Originally Posted by Harlem On The Rise

SEND ONE wrote:

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"Double barrel twelve gauge bigger than Chris Wallace,
Pissed off, cause Biggie and 'Pac just missed all this,
Watchin all these cheap imitations get rich off 'em,
and get dollars that shoulda been there's like they switched wallets".

What I came in here to post...

Wonder who he was talkin about??

Probably Ja... S_ is nasty tho

 

[jthagreat]

More pain inside of my brain than the eyes of a little girl
inside of a plane, aimed at the World Trade
Standin on Ronnie's grave, screamin at the sky
'til clouds gather it's Clyde Mathers and Bonnie Jade
And that's pretty much the gist of it
The parents are pissed but the kids love it
9 millimeter heater stashed in 2 seaters with meat cleavers
I don't blame you, I wouldn't let Hailie listen to me neither
not my by any means his best, but this always gets me.... like the whole attacks didnt have a value or face to it. the # of deaths was just a #.until i heard that, i hadnt really thought of it on an individual level.

 

[splyt lickety07]

always think of this ill !*! Em song when pondering his numerous instances of lyrical debauchery...

Bust it, I let the beat commence so I can beat the sense in your elite defense
I got some meat to mince, a crew to stomp,and then two feet to rinse
I greet the gents and ladies, I spoil loyal fans
I foil plans and leave fluids leaking like oil bands

MY COILED HANDS AROUND THIS MICROPHONE ARE LETHAL
ONE THOUGHT FROM MY CEREBRAL IS DEEPER THAN A JEEP FULL OF PEOPLE(WHOA)

MC's are feeble, I came to cause some pandemonium
Battle a band of phony MC's and stand the only one
Imitator, Intimidator, Stimulator, Simulator of data, Eliminator
There's never been a greater since the burial of Jesus
!%!! around and catch all of the venereal diseases
My thesis will smash a stereo to pieces
My accapella releases plastic masterpieces through telekinesis
And eases you mentally, gently, sentimentally, instrumentally
With entity, dementedly meant to be Infinite

 

[scotthallwithapick]

I'm harder than me tryin to park a Dodge
when I'm drunk as *%##
Right next to a humungous truck in a two-car garage {*CRUNCH*}
Hoppin out wit two broken legs, tryin to walk it off
"*%## you too %!*+@, call the cops!"
I'ma kill you and them loud #@$ #+!@+!%%*%++ barkin dogs
And when the cops came through
me and Dre stood next to a burnt down house
Wit a can full of gas and a hand full of matches
And still weren't found out (RIGHT HERE)

 

[alan garner]

Cause if I ever stuck it to any singer in showbiz
it'd be Jennifer Lopez, and Puffy you know this!
I'm sorry Puff, but I don't give a *%$% if this chick was my own mother
I still *%$% her with no rubber and cum inside her
and have a son and a new brother at the same time
and just say that it ain't mine

 

[sneakerking757]

"I'm keepin it raw, illegal like Maleek and Jamal
Cause I don't believe in the law, like I'm Steven Segal
Flippin off police while I'm leapin a wall
Take a bunch of Tylenol and fall asleep in the mall
I got you a little son, you'll be receivin a call
You're lucky this little punk still breathin at all
F the world, this is how I get even at yall
Pop **** and rolled up, and leave in a ball
I'll punch you in the mouth and sink your teeth in your jaw"

 

[bkmac]

"Let the X destroy your spinal chord,
So it's not a straight line no more
So we walk around lookin' like some windup dolls
*%%* stickin' out of our backs like a dinosaur
*%%* six hits won't even get me high no more
So bye for now I'm gonna try to find some more."

"I'll be forty with a forty on the porch tellin stories
With a bottle of Jack, two grandkids on my lap
Babysitting for Hailey, while Hailey's out gettin shmashed."

Both from 'Drug Ballad'.

 

[fortheloveofthegame8]

That's why we sing for these kids that don't have a thing
Except for a dream and a f***'n rap magazine
Who post pinup pictures on their walls all day long
Idolize their favorite rappers and know all their songs
Or for anyone who's ever been through s*** in they lives
til' they sit and they cry at night, wishing they die
til' they throw on a rap record, and they sit and they vibe
We're nothing to you, but we're the f***'n s*** in their eyes
That's why we seize the moment, and try to freeze it and own it
Squeeze it and hold it, 'cus we consider these minutes golden
And maybe they'll admit it when we're gone
Just let our spirits live on, through our lyrics that you hear in our songs