Post your extraordinary ideas on how to approach women

[digglo]

"Soooooo, If I flip this quarter what are my chances of getting head?"

 

[digglo]

"Soooooo, If I flip this quarter what are my chances of getting head?"

 

[bennypowers]

Originally Posted by Eff Ecks

Originally Posted by Drunken Cow

More swagtastic way for me :

If I notice a shorty watching me play basketball, ill make sure to have the game winning dunk on five people while eyeing her down in mid-air.

The rim shatters, people are crying around me and you can hear the firetruck in the background cause the net is on fire.

Walk over to said shorty, ask...

"A/S/L?"

She proceeds to get moist, and I walk away without hearing her answer.

LMAO

  

 

[bennypowers]

Originally Posted by Eff Ecks

Originally Posted by Drunken Cow

More swagtastic way for me :

If I notice a shorty watching me play basketball, ill make sure to have the game winning dunk on five people while eyeing her down in mid-air.

The rim shatters, people are crying around me and you can hear the firetruck in the background cause the net is on fire.

Walk over to said shorty, ask...

"A/S/L?"

She proceeds to get moist, and I walk away without hearing her answer.

LMAO

  

 

[shorty doo wop]

Originally Posted by Digglo

"Soooooo, If I flip this quarter what are my chances of getting head?"

 

[shorty doo wop]

Originally Posted by Digglo

"Soooooo, If I flip this quarter what are my chances of getting head?"

 

[higherthanthemonument]

see thats the problem with you beta lames you always tryung to trick the women and scheme to get the dussy when all you have to do if you a handsome swaggering alpha like myself is to confidently command it

 

[higherthanthemonument]

see thats the problem with you beta lames you always tryung to trick the women and scheme to get the dussy when all you have to do if you a handsome swaggering alpha like myself is to confidently command it

 

[stunthard]

HOW TO MEET THE GIRL OF YOUR DREAMS (FOOLPROOF)
Buy a falconer’s glove.

Approach the girl that you like wearing the falconers glove.

Ask her, “Excuse me, have you seen a falcon fly by here?

 

[stunthard]

HOW TO MEET THE GIRL OF YOUR DREAMS (FOOLPROOF)
Buy a falconer’s glove.

Approach the girl that you like wearing the falconers glove.

Ask her, “Excuse me, have you seen a falcon fly by here?

 

[okiedoqui]

Up downs are not gonna get you play

 

[okiedoqui]

Up downs are not gonna get you play

 

[fc15]

Originally Posted by HanSolo23

All you have to do is say something slick ANYTHING AT ALL, nice shoes, glasses, weather, her hair, it don't matter, if she wants to takk to you it's determined at first glance, as quick as you were attracted to that #!! and those titz , that's how fast as she's attracted to you. So just make a move quick fast and smove as long as your confident you'll go farrr. Also Never down play yourself, girls love the attention no matter who you are all you gotta do is try, you'll score a lot more if u try then to not try at all. REAL TALK.

Good advice...
  

 

[fc15]

Originally Posted by HanSolo23

All you have to do is say something slick ANYTHING AT ALL, nice shoes, glasses, weather, her hair, it don't matter, if she wants to takk to you it's determined at first glance, as quick as you were attracted to that #!! and those titz , that's how fast as she's attracted to you. So just make a move quick fast and smove as long as your confident you'll go farrr. Also Never down play yourself, girls love the attention no matter who you are all you gotta do is try, you'll score a lot more if u try then to not try at all. REAL TALK.

Good advice...
  

 

[blacksheep08]

Originally Posted by JohnnyRedStorm

That is terrible.
Approaching women is easy. All you have to do is walk over there confidently, smile, make a simple observational comment and introduce yourself.

Works 80% of the time all of the time.

 

[blacksheep08]

Originally Posted by JohnnyRedStorm

That is terrible.
Approaching women is easy. All you have to do is walk over there confidently, smile, make a simple observational comment and introduce yourself.

Works 80% of the time all of the time.

 

[sunny559]

Originally Posted by BlackSheep08

Originally Posted by JohnnyRedStorm

That is terrible.
Approaching women is easy. All you have to do is walk over there confidently, smile, make a simple observational comment and introduce yourself.

Works 80% of the time all of the time.

but true

 

[sunny559]

Originally Posted by BlackSheep08

Originally Posted by JohnnyRedStorm

That is terrible.
Approaching women is easy. All you have to do is walk over there confidently, smile, make a simple observational comment and introduce yourself.

Works 80% of the time all of the time.

but true

 

[sreggie101]

who was the dude on here who handed out mad vday cards and got a bunch of numbers in return? #swag

 

[sreggie101]

who was the dude on here who handed out mad vday cards and got a bunch of numbers in return? #swag

 

[gregzzy23]

Originally Posted by GrimlocK

IB4 someone posts "I grab a girl by her arm and tell her 'don't make me turn this rape into a murder'"

but something that worked for me was that sometimes you gets stares from girls...and I can't find the courage to just say "hi, my name is...." so if I find a girl staring at me and their in close proximity I just go up to them and touch my face and ask them "is there something on my face, because i've gotten a couple looks today and I don't know if i look cute today or i'm just walking around with something on my face?" Got me a laugh and a number on the train, very casual, slightly geeky, slightly arrogant...a nice mix.

I don't know if this works all the time because I only tried it once and I got a good response from it.

Swag 

 

[gregzzy23]

Originally Posted by GrimlocK

IB4 someone posts "I grab a girl by her arm and tell her 'don't make me turn this rape into a murder'"

but something that worked for me was that sometimes you gets stares from girls...and I can't find the courage to just say "hi, my name is...." so if I find a girl staring at me and their in close proximity I just go up to them and touch my face and ask them "is there something on my face, because i've gotten a couple looks today and I don't know if i look cute today or i'm just walking around with something on my face?" Got me a laugh and a number on the train, very casual, slightly geeky, slightly arrogant...a nice mix.

I don't know if this works all the time because I only tried it once and I got a good response from it.

Swag 

 

[everydaykicks]

"Hello my sweet heavenly blessed beauty...."

 

[everydaykicks]

"Hello my sweet heavenly blessed beauty...."

 

[iluvjordanxi]

Don't know if it was just chance or I'm an opportunist but I came to class and it was canceled. so I walked out and I notice one of my class mates and I just told her class was canceled. She must have been feeling me or wanted to get acquainted because she was the first one to introduce herself and then ask for my name. I don't know what swag is but that experience was overwhelming enough to make me diddybop all the way to the gym.

. So my suggestion is just catch the person you like outside of class somewhere and bring up something going on in class like a project, homework, quiz, exam etc... Just something relevant that you both can talk about and work from there.