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[onewearz]

This dude is hiding pine tar in his beard, should have been required to shave

 

[ny mavurs]

****

 

[nick.]

welp

 

[macbk]

Ah **** .

 

[essential1]

Hey hey Gardy. Show your worth sir

 

[macbk]

And may that be the only error from Tanaka on the night.

 

[onewearz]

Knocked the duck sauce outta that one

 

[theenorthstar]

Settle down Tank...

 

[macbk]

Snapchatted a pic of Tanaka in the 1st.

Took it down once Rasmus HR'd.

 

[theenorthstar]

Instagrammed a pic of Tanaka in the 1st.

Took it down once Rasmus HR'd.

Snapchatted his first K ... Leaving it up...

 

[macbk]

Snapchatted his first K ... Leaving it up...

Yea I meant to write Snapchat not Insta. Bad mojo on my story .

 

[essential1]

All Tanaka's mistakes are home runs. It's pretty frustrating. He doesn't make a lot. But when he does I always expect it to land in the Atlantic.

 

[theenorthstar]

Please ... just get out this inning...

 

[macbk]

Yo I hate Kruk and this anti-Yankees slurping he has going on .

 

[essential1]

Going to be a long night.

 

[theenorthstar]

Tanaka, water you doing?

 

[macbk]

Get this jockey out please.

 

[essential1]

Billy Crystal gif needed. Should be very useful.

 

[ny mavurs]

Get this jockey out please.

 

[macbk]

39 pitches through 2 .

Lock it down Tanaka.

 

[Hahahaha]

What sucks about that HR is it wasn't even a strike. **** was so low and in. Fool hit that **** with a golf swing.

Tanaka is damn near at 40 pitches in two innings. Not good.

 

[nick.]

jockey

have a feeling Bird is gonna put one in the seats..

 

[theenorthstar]

Billy Crystal gif needed. Should be very useful.

This...

and we got out alive...


Thank you.

 

[onewearz]

have a feeling Bird is gonna put one in the seats..

Nobody says it but me

 

[Hahahaha]

I like McCann stopping and talking to this piece of ****. Can't call it that high and that low.