Pick Up Lines You've Used VOL. Works Like A Charm

Originally Posted by quik1987

Ay yo ma, lemme holla at them butt cheeks!
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Originally Posted by gatorad3

ask a girl if you can borrow her cell phone
then goes like this:
you: there's something wrong with your phone
her: what's wrong
you: it doesn't have my number in it
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lol really old heard this back in middle school i think not sure but the first time i heard this i was dying
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@ thegreatblackhope8

o yeah heres a classic 1

you: what did the 5 finger said to the face

her:what
you:smack( make sure you seriously slap her)
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(Works only on Valentines day)

"Every year Hershey's factories makes millions of KISSES for Valentines day - And I only want one from you"
 
Monday night football is on. But I'd rather cook dinner for my girl if I had one

Tattoo shop tomorrow gonna do my whole arm but I'd rather put my girls name on my arm cause I know it'll be forever to bad I have no one

Jacuzzi party with half neked women tonight but I'd rather stay home and writing poetry about how beautiful my girl is if only I had a gF

Party on campus tonight but I'm rather stay home an play love song on my guitar for my girl if I had one

Party tonight on campus but I'd rather stay an write poetry for my girl if I had one:smile:
 
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