Perfect Crime (*get your rick ross on*)

[bilboshmangins]

For all the burgeoning criminals!

Perfect bank robbery

-Scout a string of banks in a different state than that in which you live.

-Target cash heavy banks, preferrably in low traffic neighborhoods.

-Do it in cold to mild weather

-Use a scarf and and hat as disguise, workman gloves.

-Use a beater car, switch plates on car.

-Give note to teller, ask them to stuff a bag with bills, no die packs no police monitor (tell them your accomplice is on a scanner...no accomplice needed)

-Hit about 10 banks within the space of a week.

that's what I could come up with for now...

 

[adobecs4]

............

 

[gumsoul410]

BRB, attempting.

 

[3stheluckynumbe]

Let us know how it goes...


On second thought, don't. I don't want to be an accessory

 

[joepac12]

U gonna have a Nt'er on the news within 24 hours

 

[solidus snake]

They're still gonna give you the dye packed bills.

 

[bilboshmangins]

U gonna have a Nt'er on the news within 24 hours

lol

I've been studying fraud and law for the past couple weeks, and my mind got curious.

 

[joepac12]

I feel u. Same things interest me as well. I have thought on this subject but its so many variables to take account for its almost not worth it lol

 

[trilluminated]

if and when i get caught will you be my lawyer pro bono?

 

[ryda421]

better off staking those armor trucks

 

[bilboshmangins]

I feel u. Same things interest me as well. I have thought on this subject but its so many variables to take account for its almost not worth it lol

doesn't have to be a bank robbery tho.

 

[thunderchunk69]

banks have been carrying less and less, you'll end up with $6k or less, not even worth it.


also, I wonder if you could rob a bank in San Francisco on top of a hill and get away with those heely shoes

 

[big j 33]

 

[joepac12]

doesn't have to be a bank robbery tho.

Talk to me then

 

[bhergh]

I hear about and see many cars left unlocked here in Wyoming maybe the neighboring states are the same easy chop shop business

 

[bilboshmangins]

banks have been carrying less and less, you'll end up with $6k or less, not even worth it.


also, I wonder if you could rob a bank in San Francisco on top of a hill and get away with those heely shoes

 

[bilboshmangins]

doesn't have to be a bank robbery tho.

Talk to me then

Rob an armored truck?

Cyber crime?

rob a boston red sox game?

 

[waitwut]

inb4 fbi kicks the door in on OP

RIP

 

[bilboshmangins]

inb4 fbi kicks the door in on OP

RIP

perfect crime b...

no evidence.

 

[bilboshmangins]

 

[htg designs]

Most ppl who rob banks get away with it. Ppl who get caught be on their 15th bank heist, like it becomes their job.

Spoiler: Warning: Spoiler!

don't steal. its wrong btw

 

[solexsup]

thought of this

 

[feeture]

rob dope boys.

happens all the time, get back is rare contrary to popular belief and they cant call the police.

its dudes in my city that are six figures plus off takin and everybody knows what they do.

If i were to become a criminal, this would be my route.

 

[Coromanti]

NSA is watching fool.  Say goodbye to OP.

 

[combo gd]

My best friend got caught and convicted of robbing multiple banks. 

He got 41 years and an accomplice 33. 

Good luck OP.