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Oh I'm sorry, Did I Break Your Conversation........Well Allow Me A Movie Thread by S&T
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ROI went triple platty
Rick Moranis is awesome. He perfectly plays the role of a guy who is going through a difficult situation, and you want to root for him to come out on top
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All the parts he takes seem like he doesn’t know what to do with his career post-Kylo Ren. Choices are all over the place, sometimes worthwhile (praise he got for Marriage Story) sometimes not (65, joining late-stage capitalisMarvel).
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Missed the big franchise paychecks, I guess.
Zero personal interest for me in a Fantastic 4 reboot.
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Is the Ender's Game movie worth a watch? I always was interested by the popularity of the book, and the movie has a 62% critic and 65% audience score. Which is enough to make me choose the movie now.
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Getting to see this in theaters last year was a very cool experience
ROI went triple platty
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i liked the movie. give it a watch.
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it was good for me.
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Dr Doom is the most important person in the F4 movie. Hope whoever they cast delivers so he can finally be in the MCU
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That's what I've heard, I'm not against Driver he's had some parts from 2017-2018 I like a lot.
Pretense ****
Pretense ****
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Re-watched this CLASSIC
My son Frank Abingale Jr really faked his way through being a pilot, a doctor AND a lawyer AS A 16-17 YEAR OLD!!! And he smashed prime Jennifer Garner and young Amy Adams (to whom he was engaged) in the process Living legend.
He honestly could not have had a better ending to all of his shenanigans. Bro getting them Ms for real now
My son Frank Abingale Jr really faked his way through being a pilot, a doctor AND a lawyer AS A 16-17 YEAR OLD!!! And he smashed prime Jennifer Garner and young Amy Adams (to whom he was engaged) in the process
Living legend.He honestly could not have had a better ending to all of his shenanigans. Bro getting them Ms for real now
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I’m coming in with a scorching hot take. Personally I’m a big fan of bad movies, for example I view Moonfall as one of my favorite movies in general. I went to see that nearly 3 hour trainwreck in theaters twice.
A youtuber I enjoy watching similarly enjoys bad movies, which is how I heard about Moonfall in the first place.
So when he recently started watching all of the Twilight movies, I figured I might as well follow along.
I’ve now finished all of the Twilight movies and words can’t describe how atrociously awful every single movie is. I’m actually shocked at just how dog**** every single movie is, and each sequel manages to lower the bar significantly. By the end, the bar is long lost in a deep abyss somewhere.
I can honestly say I had a great time though, especially the last 2 movies where I can’t even describe how far off the rails the writing went.
This pile of dog**** was so magnificently awful that I rank it up there with Moonfall as the pinnacle of ‘so bad it’s good.’
I’ll try to summarize my overall thoughts:
First of all, this is the worst love story I’ve ever seen. There is absolutely zero chemistry, much less romance, to speak of in any of the movies.
The closest it gets to a romance story is the ****oldry vibes.
For example, Edward and Bella get married at some point. No chemistry, hardly a smile. Edward then surprises Bella by bringing out Jacob, who by that point she cheated on him with multiple times btw. While Edward awkwardly stands off to the side, Bella jumps into Jacob’s arms with a big smile.
How does this scene end? Jacob tries to punch Edward after Bella tells Jacob they smashed.
Aside from utterly dog**** writing, there’s also the acting. Even from the very beginning, I think I can confidently say that everyone in these movies hated every second of it.
Oh man, it shows. Every single interaction in all these movies is awkward and you can practically feel Robert Pattinson’s contempt radiating through the screen. I think he’s actually a good actor but he clearly had no interest in doing these movies.
In every nook and cranny of these films, you find complete and utter dog****. There is absolutely nothing redeemable here. Every single aspect of it is awful.
Scene after scene you think to yourself ‘how could it possibly get worse’, and they continue managing to soar past those expectations every time.
That being said, it culminates into a truly unique and rivering experience. Because every scene is so awful, I was never bored and looked forward to how they’d manage to progressively lower the bar.
Lastly, if you enjoy bad movies but are wary about this movie being for teenage girls, I can assure you the actual target audience for these movies is people who’ve been lobotomized.
A youtuber I enjoy watching similarly enjoys bad movies, which is how I heard about Moonfall in the first place.
So when he recently started watching all of the Twilight movies, I figured I might as well follow along.
I’ve now finished all of the Twilight movies and words can’t describe how atrociously awful every single movie is. I’m actually shocked at just how dog**** every single movie is, and each sequel manages to lower the bar significantly. By the end, the bar is long lost in a deep abyss somewhere.
I can honestly say I had a great time though, especially the last 2 movies where I can’t even describe how far off the rails the writing went.
This pile of dog**** was so magnificently awful that I rank it up there with Moonfall as the pinnacle of ‘so bad it’s good.’
I’ll try to summarize my overall thoughts:
First of all, this is the worst love story I’ve ever seen. There is absolutely zero chemistry, much less romance, to speak of in any of the movies.
The closest it gets to a romance story is the ****oldry vibes.
For example, Edward and Bella get married at some point. No chemistry, hardly a smile. Edward then surprises Bella by bringing out Jacob, who by that point she cheated on him with multiple times btw. While Edward awkwardly stands off to the side, Bella jumps into Jacob’s arms with a big smile.
How does this scene end? Jacob tries to punch Edward after Bella tells Jacob they smashed.
Aside from utterly dog**** writing, there’s also the acting. Even from the very beginning, I think I can confidently say that everyone in these movies hated every second of it.
Oh man, it shows. Every single interaction in all these movies is awkward and you can practically feel Robert Pattinson’s contempt radiating through the screen. I think he’s actually a good actor but he clearly had no interest in doing these movies.
In every nook and cranny of these films, you find complete and utter dog****. There is absolutely nothing redeemable here. Every single aspect of it is awful.
Scene after scene you think to yourself ‘how could it possibly get worse’, and they continue managing to soar past those expectations every time.
That being said, it culminates into a truly unique and rivering experience. Because every scene is so awful, I was never bored and looked forward to how they’d manage to progressively lower the bar.
Lastly, if you enjoy bad movies but are wary about this movie being for teenage girls, I can assure you the actual target audience for these movies is people who’ve been lobotomized.
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They know what they’re doing releasing this movie on 4/20. Might check it out tonight. Hulu is my least favorite streaming platform tho
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One of the most powerful scenes I’ve watched in a while
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8/8 review for a 1.2/8 film series.
My fiance was a fan of the first few movies because she read the books and liked the movies out of determination (we have since donated the books at her unprompted request).
My favorite parts of the series were the unbelievably lazy CGI baby (I was the only one in the theater who laughed, and I got pinched for it), and the "it was all a dream" fight where vampires and werewolves were getting beheaded and quartered left and right IN A CHILDRENS MOVIE
No idea how that **** flew in a PG13 movie when even Ari Aster would be shocked.Anyways, the Twilight series gave us many things. Horrible CGI, writing, directing, basic story and plot, marketing, legacy. But there many other things! Cameos for one (I cannot believe the number of A and B list actors in these films that must have threatened to sue the studio if they had their image used even once for marketing). Box office performance for another (I assume these movies made a profit, because they sure skimped on the production value).
Anyways.
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if you're a fan of horrible and not-misunderstood movies, I would recommend The Room from genius(?) Tommy Wiseau if you haven't seen it.
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Quality show. A lot of scenes in the first two seasons that get you in the feels, but nicely balanced out by some funny stuff.
Looking forward to Season 3.
calibeebee
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This is such a good breakdown and explanation! I’m right there with you. LOVE cheesy bad movies.
I think one of the GOAT “so bad it’s good” movies is Face Off. So over the top ridiculous, that you can’t turn away
Some of the worst movies can be an absolute blast of a viewing experience. Which is why I love the show Mystery Science Theater so much.
I wonder what version they played. The ‘82 original or the version with the cgi e.t
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Agreed and I love how real to Native culture it is even down to the slang. A1 writing
Every morning when I uncrate my dog (Pickle) I always greet her, “Aho, young Pickle!”
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