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decades later, I still haven't finished the whole AOTC because of how trash it is. atleast I was able to finish Batman and Robin a few months ago. I might give AOTC another try after decades of bypassing it.B Bronson
I jus.......I'm catching the final 15-20 minutes of Attack of the Clones......this is such ****ing trash.
CGI green screen after green screen.
The Geonosin wants to hide the Death Star plans, if the republic finds out what they plan to build, they're doomed........? This movie is 23 years before A New Hope. Twenty. Three. Years.
They built a 2nd Death Star in less than 5 between ANH and Jedi. Absolutely stupid, pointless tie in.
They jump on a ship chasing Dooku on a speeder
"Shoot him down!!!"
"We're out of missles"
.......are you out of lasers? WTF?
So Dooku sends his two wingman ships back to flank their transport.......laser after laser after laser.......into some dirt.
The transport flying in a straight Goddamn line.
Somehow........I don't know how......they fly into a mountain of sand, knocking Padme out of the ship.......*shrugs* Pilot didn't see the huge pile of sand in front of his straight line flying?
Anakin furious about Padme. Obi Wan forces him to stay. They get to platform, jump off, suddenly every laser is a direct hit and blows up the ship....... *Facepalm*
Anakin wants to fight the 82 year old former Jedi, dispatched in .06 seconds. Literally.
Now we have some terrible fighting sequence with Dooku and Obi Wan and Yoda comes limpin up. Emphasis on limping.....with a cane. Now, he's jumping and spinning around like a gymnast. Fight over, cane back.....limping. F*** me running George.
Dooku takes off, Padme holds her blaster straight armed, blaster firing, her hand literally not squeezing a trigger or anything.
Only saving grace is Padme looks delicious in the crop top.
I hate it here.