Wake up at 5 AM expecting to buy this:
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Instead got this:
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The detail on the right shoe is just a bunch of nonsense (not to mention the image on the left shoe being flipped but at least that's in the original NDC pic). It doesn't communicate anything related to Slam Dunk. It's just noise. I'm returning these with a very frustrated email. Wake up to buy some shoes at 5 AM for this joke.
I pay Nike well over a grand a year and buy every stupid CP3 and Blake Griffin thing they make; now I can't even buy these shoes online because of the issue above. The alternative is to buy them off some consignment shop, or what's more likely to happen is that I just don't buy them at all. I've had enough frustrating experiences with Nike/JB over the years that I wonder why I even buy this junk that nobody needs at all.