- Jul 20, 2009
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Real talk, I got love for all my American brahs, but if the bombs start flying, catch me at McCarran catching a plane back to Lucia. Hell if the airports are closed; I'll drive to Texas with a canoe and take my chances.YALL had a good run. I'm about to get my dual citizenship on. Gonna build a nice little house on my grandmother's land back home and live out the rest of my days while the US is getting bombed by China, Russia and NK.
Every few months I'll take an island hopper to go visit RustyShackleford in Lucia where we'll enjoy a nice merlot with our avocado toast while we plot to turn the whole West Indies into a post apocalyptic socialist haven.
My family has some land in the rural part of the island. Anyone willing to live off the land wit me, are more than welcome to join. It has tons of fruit trees, and no lie, there is actually an avocado tree on it too.
When Trump ******* **** up in the States, catch me and @Based Jesus pulling up on each other's island like......
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