I don't know about anyone else, but those zipper pockets on the authentic shorts are buns.
I'm sure they're useful, but they're ugly as **** and it doesn't look like it belongs. Even if the zipper color/zipper is somewhat matching it still looks bad, with the metallic/silver zippers they look fufu af.
If they made the authentics with the natural material swingman pockets that would be flames.
EDIT: There was that one guy here who got his shorts tailored using materials from other shorts and the pockets were legit and looked factory. Not trying to have a gang of zippers like Michael Jackson's jacket lol.