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gm degens
Congratulations. You passed the first test and clicked on this email and have been transported to some time in 1996 when chain letters were still a thing.
Same with Mad Cow Disease, racist Mel Gibson’s movie Braveheart, and a sheep named Dolly being cloned. A whole lot of who cares. Look, all that matters now is that you’re here and ready to forward this letter along to your pals deep down in the darkest recesses of the third internet!
HERE IS HOW IT WORKS
Press the power button on your Packard Bell desktop computer, get your mom off the phone, and bleep-blorp-eeeey-owhhhhh-eeeey-owwwwwh your modem all the way to the world wide web, aka, the internet online. Once you’ve done that, click on your Nutscape Navigator icon, DON’T ALTA VISTA pics of ALICIA SILVERSTONE SHE NEVER DID NUDES ANYWAY and instead head to:
http://www.IYKYK.computer
NOW Forward this secret DM to
of your most in-the-know friends within
hours, and be blessed with 7 YEARS of moonshots and dickbutt memes!
BELIEVE IT. YOUR DREAMS CAN COME TRUE.
But beware! Break the chain, and you'll be cursed with rug pulls for the next 7 YEARS!
g2g
IYKYK