**OFFICIAL 2019 NBA OFFSEASON THREAD**

[blakep267]

Who is that random kid that feels the need to dance every play

 

[whitemamba27]

man screw KD, golden state still contenders as long as they have steph

 

[everysingletime]

Lmao at them doubling Steph like that

 

[6 Rings G.O.A.T.]

That Beal travel..

 

[Maximus Meridius]

DLo never gon live that down

 

[gaiiige]

steph getting doubled in the all star game

 

[youngthundercat]

My mans straight face in savage mode right now

 

[DadNboujee]

dlo's shot is so silky

Smh

 

[MVP]

This draft format has made this game awesome

 

[617collector]

Greg, KG and Chuck all sound drunk

 

[elpablo21]

Beal with another legendary walk

 

[everysingletime]

This draft format has made this game awesome

Steph 4pt play on Klay

 

[don ramon]

man screw KD, golden state still contenders as long as they have steph

i guess this is the acceptance part of the program huh

 

[MIKE LOWERY]

Klay Thompson HOT at Steph

 

[B Sox]

Guess I can actually pay attention to this now. Put some money on Team Bron -4.5

 

[D StaXX]

Yo...NBA players kinda talented

Word lol. Who woulda knew.

 

[wavycrocket]

They doubling Steph in an All Star game

 

[bballkid11]

Guess I can actually pay attention to this now. Put some money on Team Bron -4.5

Team Yannis +5 bro locked

 

[don ramon]

Klay Thompson HOT at Steph

la bound confirmed

 

[dat dude chris]

Here's a rough summary:

-It started in the Lebron 16 thread a few weeks ago

- He made some weird disparaging remarks about Lebron in the Lebron thread (some of which were racist)

- People (myself included) asked him what was up with the odd hatred and racist remarks

- He responded by posting a picture of his closet full of Lebron shoes and saying "I only support Lebron from the ankles down"

-He also found it appropriate at that time to let NT know that he was Jewish and from the burbs and that he had several black co workers, which somehow meant that he was not a racist.

- He proceeded to make disparaging personal remarks about Lebron and his associates at which point he volunteered (unsolicited) that he was a cavs employee working in a vague division of the franchise that focus on "artifact collection" whatever the hell that means

- At some point his fake Cavs insider knowledge spilled into this thread

- He attempted to hold a Reddit style AMA on the Cleveland Cavs

-One woefully uninformed user went on Duke's profile and posted a question asking Duke where he, himself could secure an NBA job (I know we all want to believe that NT is like Nancy Botwin's gated community on Weeds, but protect ya neck and act like this is a Barksdale Corner in West Baltimore. Some of these boys will sell you rare truffles...come to find out you've purchased an Herbalife subscription that you can't cancel).

-He attempted to break Cavs trade news as if he were Woj or Shams


- Said trades never materialized

- He lied about a bunch of other things, refused to post his work badge to prove that he worked for the cavs, claimed to be privy to internal Cavs emails

-NT Detectives whose investigative tactics are undefeated discovered Duke's twitter account where he: defended and promoted the Cleveland Indians racist chief yahoo logo, called a player a derogatory term for black people that starts with a 'C', admitted that he actually works at a used car dealership, and to his credit, seemed to do his best to disavow the Dumpster Fire, better known as one Donald Tr*mp.

-NT detectives also unearthed Duke's LinkedIn account where he makes no mention of working for the Cavs (LMAO) only a podcast that can't be found on Apple Podcasts or Spotify.

- He also claimed to be tight with Kyrie Irving

-In an act of utter desperation tried to call a lifeline by bringing up the fact that he and bballkid11 had either met in person or had some type of interaction. bballkid11 side stepped the opportunity corroborate Duke's story in an admirable act of self preservation

- He claimed to have been in attendance at the '16 NBA finals where he allegedly was close enough to the action that he was able to call Draymond Green a B.A.N. to his face like a real tough guy

-Incredulous NT users again questioned his ethnicity in response to the alleged Draymond incident

-Duke then claimed that he received praise from Cav's brass the following day for verbally assaulting Draymond

- Within the last hour or so he has been attempting to contact the official NT twitter account (whose function is CLEARLY not intended to address these types of petty issues ) claiming that someone has stolen his identity and registered two accounts with his IP address

-According to his twitter account he has been IP banned

- Oh and maybe the best detail---- @Duke330 claims to have been the recipient of a promotion from the Cavs org. From the janitorial crew, directly to the basketball opps dept. where he will serve as Koby Altman's right hand man.



Duke330 now lives in NT infamy forever.

[If you have time to kill, are bored, or simply need those laughs, please see his violently hilarious twitter account @ TheJeffSchwartz where he is essentially yelling into the ether at nobody in particular and exposing himself as a racist in denial]

@youngogjosh this jawn right here

 

[6 Rings G.O.A.T.]

Klay Thompson HOT at Steph

 

[Coupé It]

Chuck should do all players only games, from here on out

 

[essential1]

DLo never gon live that down

Ehhh. Very few if any of the current players really care about it at all.

Seems the only people who do are retired guys who also complain about today’s basketball

 

[rg92]

Greg, KG and Chuck all sound drunk

they probably are

 

[3god]

Chuck should do all players only games, from here on out

Where’s Chuck