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glen rice fat kanye like a mug
**OFFICIAL 2019 NBA OFFSEASON THREAD**
- Thread in 'Sports & Training' Thread starter Started by HIM,
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Hold on.. just peeped Giannis with a Gucci Hoodie on
It's BHM. This y'all MVP?
It's BHM. This y'all MVP?
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The bulls will get the #1 pickPlease Zion...don't let us down in Chicago
Zion will have a 23 jersey tucked under his
He will dunk from the free throw line
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That’s the PG baby mama. He paid her a million dollars to abort the baby but she kept it. He stuck with her
Mister Meaner
formerly super producer j
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These guys on the mic are not only whack individually, they have no type of chemistry together either.
That was equally hard to tolerate during the dunk contest.
That was equally hard to tolerate during the dunk contest.
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Zion will be a Bull #23 on with multiple gold chains on
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MVP
Supporter
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Dudes gonna tomahawk off the FT line and have Nike falling over themselves to make Air Zions
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Y’all bimbos ain’t ever satisfied
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Kinda funny it seems like he fell for her after the typical thottie baby mama drama. Like let me actually get to know her.
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I'm still dying over dude not even clearing that lil plane
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Bron vs Zion 2020
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That was horrible. I should’ve continued playing gran turismo
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I was in tears when Collins broke the front AND back of the plane.
Funniest **** I've seen in forever.
Funniest **** I've seen in forever.
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Ledlow got her in every catergory
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Here's a rough summary:
-It started in the Lebron 16 thread a few weeks ago
- He made some weird disparaging remarks about Lebron in the Lebron thread (some of which were racist)
- People (myself included) asked him what was up with the odd hatred and racist remarks
- He responded by posting a picture of his closet full of Lebron shoes and saying "I only support Lebron from the ankles down"
-He also found it appropriate at that time to let NT know that he was Jewish and from the burbs and that he had several black co workers, which somehow meant that he was not a racist.
- He proceeded to make disparaging personal remarks about Lebron and his associates at which point he volunteered (unsolicited) that he was a cavs employee working in a vague division of the franchise that focus on "artifact collection" whatever the hell that means
- At some point his fake Cavs insider knowledge spilled into this thread
- He attempted to hold a Reddit style AMA on the Cleveland Cavs
-One woefully uninformed user went on Duke's profile and posted a question asking Duke where he, himself could secure an NBA job
-He attempted to break Cavs trade news as if he were Woj or Shams
- Said trades never materialized
- He lied about a bunch of other things, refused to post his work badge to prove that he worked for the cavs, claimed to be privy to internal Cavs emails
-NT Detectives whose investigative tactics are undefeated discovered Duke's twitter account where he: defended and promoted the Cleveland Indians racist chief yahoo logo, called a player a derogatory term for black people that starts with a 'C', admitted that he actually works at a used car dealership, and to his credit, seemed to do his best to disavow the Dumpster Fire, better known as one Donald Tr*mp.
-NT detectives also unearthed Duke's LinkedIn account where he makes no mention of working for the Cavs (LMAO) only a podcast that can't be found on Apple Podcasts or Spotify.
- He also claimed to be tight with Kyrie Irving
-In an act of utter desperation tried to call a lifeline by bringing up the fact that he and @bballkid11 had either met in person or had some type of interaction. @bballkid11 side stepped the opportunity corroborate Duke's story in an admirable act of self preservation
- He claimed to have been in attendance at the '16 NBA finals where he allegedly was close enough to the action that he was able to call Draymond Green a B.A.N. to his face like a real tough guy
-Incredulous NT users again questioned his ethnicity in response to the alleged Draymond incident
-Duke then claimed that he received praise from Cav's brass the following day for verbally assaulting Draymond
- Within the last hour or so he has been attempting to contact the official NT twitter account (whose function is CLEARLY not intended to address these types of petty issues
-According to his twitter account he has been IP banned
- Oh and maybe the best detail---- @Duke330 claims to have been the recipient of a promotion from the Cavs org. From the janitorial crew, directly to the basketball opps dept. where he will serve as Koby Altman's right hand man.
Duke330 now lives in NT infamy forever.
[If you have time to kill, are bored, or simply need those laughs, please see his violently hilarious twitter account @ TheJeffSchwartz where he is essentially yelling into the ether at nobody in particular and exposing himself as a racist in denial]
This is the greatest NT post I have ever seen
Clyde Frog
formerly jay02
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I was in tears when Collins broke the front AND back of the plane.
Funniest **** I've seen in forever.
while in full regalia
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DSJR getting a 50 !?!
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I'm washed. Didn't eem know it was All Star weekend
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I was genuinely pleasantly surprised at how comprehensive it was
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Ja Morant and Zion will spice up the dunk contest next year.
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I was in tears when Collins broke the front AND back of the plane.
Funniest **** I've seen in forever.
i didn't even see that part of the front also broke
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