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NSFW: It’s Meltdown Time! Week Three
Week three features your weekly portion of college football sadness and pain Please consume responsibly.
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Week three features your weekly portion of college football sadness and pain Please consume responsibly.
Boy oh boy do I have a treat for y’all! I put in some calls to my friends at the church of college football sadness and they served up an absolute treat this week. I had to sift through a lot of garbage, but can you believe that people say outrageous things on the internet? It’s wild!
The SEC and ACC started up conference play this week, while the other three Power 5 conferences finished up their non-conference schedules, some in excruciating fashion. There was so much anger and sadness this week it was like I was at a political rally for (insert name of political candidate here).
Let’s start with the latest of these games because I, like college football, enjoy thrashing the rules to which you cling so desperately. The Texas Longhorns traveled out to Berkeley to lose to Cal in excruciating fashion, continuing the tradition they started last season.
Our journey then takes us to South Bend where the Irish were run over by the disrespect train manned by Michigan State. We then travel to Louisville to catch up with an ESPN Gameday massacre of the Noles at the hands of Lamar Jackson.
We finish up this week with a pair of SEC games. Auburn hosted the Aggies and slowly descended to madness as the game progress. The journey ends in Oxford Mississippi with the Rebels losing to the Tide in a game that will make cardiologists in both states exceedingly wealthy.
As always language = bad. Tell my mom I don’t have to put a dollar in the swear jar if I’m quoting people from the internet. Enjoy the Meltdown.
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