Official 2016-2017 NBA Season Thread - NBA rules Chris Bosh has a career ending injury

[joe cool23]

delete

 

[deandre hopkins]

Pretty sure John Salley told a story of Oakley punching him in the ribs after saying Kobe was Bettet then MJ

 

[based mod]

Are the Kangz better off without Cousins? [emoji]129300[/emoji]

 

[noblekane]

mark jackson went silent when dude brought up oakley lol

 

[MVP]

Pretty sure John Salley told a story of Oakley punching him in the ribs after saying Kobe was Bettet then MJ

Oak is like slysniper for Bron except he actually will take it to that level for his main man MJ.

 

[based mod]

BRUHHHHH WCS

 

[noblekane]

Dunk of the night

 

[freeze]

Trump is going to come back with a 3-1 joke for Steph.

This is a real possibility.

Trump always fires back.

what curry say? what it good? was it worthy of a

 

[based mod]

 

[Based Jesus]

 

 

Trump is going to come back with a 3-1 joke for Steph.

This is a real possibility.

Trump always fires back.

what curry say? what it good? was it worthy of a

UA CEO called Trump an asset and Steph said he was an asset without the et

 

[joe cool23]

Pretty sure John Salley told a story of Oakley punching him in the ribs after saying Kobe was Bettet then MJ

This is the greatest Oakley story though, I've posted it before. I got it from okp sports a long time ago and I HAD to share it with nt. 

So Mike, Oakley, and these busted #@$ white broads come up in a club I was working at... Anyways, the clubs were all no smoking establishments and if someone was caught smoking during business hours, that was his #@$ 'cause the spot would get fined and Mike wouldn't pay that %!## for the club. 

ANYWAYS... 

Mike and these busted white broads are sitting up in the VIP and he's like, "No pictures, no camera phones, none of that %!##." so we comply... 

THEN, this *%*$$ pulls out a giant cigar and starts smoking it in the club... 

Bouncer goes over and says, "Yo, you can't smoke in here." and Oakley starts mouthing off to the bouncer. Bouncer comes over and is like, I know that's Mike and all, but I'm gonna straight kick his boy's #@$. 

Another bouncer goes over and gets the same treatment... 

So you can see these %#!+$% getting on their walkie talkies and starting to gather on the stairs talking to each other. 

Head of security goes over and tells them one more time that Mike can't smoke in the club... Oakley starts mouthing off the the head of security (oh, who was also a MMA fighter) and that *%*$$ grabbed Oak by his collar and pulled him down so they were eye level... 

Then all hell breaks loose. 

Oak tries to push the security guard and all the other bouncers just spring on that *%*$$... And you know you're not winning a fight with 5 bouncers. 

That *%*$$ got his %!## kicked in in front of everyone... jacket ripped, face bloody, and just in generally bad shape. 

They dragged his big #@$ outside and left him in the snow. 

*!!%@+ up thing was, MIKE AIN'T EVEN MOVE THE WHOLE TIME! 

He saw it all go down like, "Welp, its Friday and that's the day Oak gets his whoopin. Oh well... back to these busted white girls!" 

%!## was high comedy... I can't look at Oakley without thinking about him getting squashed.

 

[P C H]

 

[MVP]

This is a bad loss for Boston.

 

[lovehateself]

Damn MJ just sat there looking for an ashtray
[emoji]128514[/emoji]

 

[nick.]

Kangz

 

[lightweight champion]

That WCS alley oop

 

[703 hwy]

LeBron a real one for his IG post

 

[703 hwy]

Never seen these Warriors players before

 

[HIM]

 

 

My boy got put in cuffs in the bowels of MSG back in the day after a slight altercation w/ one of the staff. They had him on the floor, Jay-Z and Bleek walked by and my dude shouted "hov!" Jay threw up the <> and kept it moving

We still clown him about that

bro this is the funniest story ever. i'm not even gonna doubt the authenticity, my hearts needs to to be legit. Great post. Hov!! Jay throwing the roc up is golden.

I can imagine dude on the ground in cuffs like

@JJs07  please tell me your boy is PR or DR

 

Pretty sure John Salley told a story of Oakley punching him in the ribs after saying Kobe was Bettet then MJ

 

This is the greatest Oakley story though, I've posted it before. I got it from okp sports a long time ago and I HAD to share it with nt. 

So Mike, Oakley, and these busted #@$ white broads come up in a club I was working at... Anyways, the clubs were all no smoking establishments and if someone was caught smoking during business hours, that was his #@$ 'cause the spot would get fined and Mike wouldn't pay that %!## for the club. 

ANYWAYS... 

Mike and these busted white broads are sitting up in the VIP and he's like, "No pictures, no camera phones, none of that %!##." so we comply... 

THEN, this *%*$$ pulls out a giant cigar and starts smoking it in the club... 

Bouncer goes over and says, "Yo, you can't smoke in here." and Oakley starts mouthing off to the bouncer. Bouncer comes over and is like, I know that's Mike and all, but I'm gonna straight kick his boy's #@$. 

Another bouncer goes over and gets the same treatment... 

So you can see these %#!+$% getting on their walkie talkies and starting to gather on the stairs talking to each other. 

Head of security goes over and tells them one more time that Mike can't smoke in the club... Oakley starts mouthing off the the head of security (oh, who was also a MMA fighter) and that *%*$$ grabbed Oak by his collar and pulled him down so they were eye level... 

Then all hell breaks loose. 

Oak tries to push the security guard and all the other bouncers just spring on that *%*$$... And you know you're not winning a fight with 5 bouncers. 

That *%*$$ got his %!## kicked in in front of everyone... jacket ripped, face bloody, and just in generally bad shape. 

They dragged his big #@$ outside and left him in the snow. 

*!!%@+ up thing was, MIKE AIN'T EVEN MOVE THE WHOLE TIME! 

He saw it all go down like, "Welp, its Friday and that's the day Oak gets his whoopin. Oh well... back to these busted white girls!" 

%!## was high comedy... I can't look at Oakley without thinking about him getting squashed.

Funniest day in this thread in a long time. Y'all are all fools man 

 

 

[freeze]

Someone on twitter said Phil in this shot looked like he just finished fighting the bear in revenant

Phil looks like the cartoon vultures at the end of Jungle Book

 

[trueprada]

 

[nick.]

crying @ that story

 

[freeze]

Bruh...

varsityforlife: LMFAOOOOO RT @LosMurillo126: From @ringer a few days ago, on Charles Oakley pic.twitter.com/oIfDM3LdVR

Oak & Stackhouse were straight savages

 

[nick.]

Darren Collison: "I thought we did an unbelievable job of really coming together. Nobody was complaining about the calls..."

 

[rck3sactown]

GG @JD1281  and Celtics fans