OfficiaL '16 NYK offseason thread, Melo goes to bodega in bathrobe and Olympic hat

In the past few months, Who's been your favorite Melo? Multiple choice

  • A. Olympic Melo

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  • B. Civil Rights Activist Melo

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  • C. Brazilian hood Melo

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  • D. Ninja Turtle movie star Melo

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  • E. Old man annoyed by kids Melo

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  • F. Yankee/Mets fan Melo

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  • G. Met Gala Fashion show Melo

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I love that Victor Cruz is hurt out there playing and Fisher keeps him in, refusing to play KOQ
 
Fisher watch : Keeps his pookie in so he can pad some stats. He trusts him as the veteran presence to control the game, like the ball handling High BBall IQ, hard working, beautiful smile, strong muscles, loving person he is.
 
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i bet Lance Thomas is in the locker room like "guys! Coach said we have to play harder! c'mon!"
 
In mythology, the Phoenix is a mighty, long lived bird that has a cyclical cycle of life and death. The phoenix dies in a show of flames and combustion. It obtains a new life by rising from the ashes of it's predecessor.

The Knicks had the worst record in franchise history last year. The Garden was burning. The Knicks were burning. But this was necessary ... to rid ourselves of our sins, to rinse our wings of Shved and Smith, Shumpert and Stoudemire. And Bargnani. It was a collective intake of all Karma, good and bad, thrown into a steel cauldron of tears, forged by Phil Jackson the sage, stirred by Derek Fisher, his dimwitted disciple.

So the garden burned. The knicks burned. The good people of New York did not know whether the prophecy would come true. There were rumblings of a possible spark seen in the pile of grey. There were flickers of life.

A figure was starting to appear. Could it be that the prophecy was being fulfilled?

Suddenly SLAM !

Arose from the ashes, on top of many NBA big men's foreheads was the nutsack of the one we now know as a young god. the one we call, K Pizzle.

Kristaps Porzingis is, The Phoenix.
 
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