OCHOCINCO... AT IT AGAIN?

[mjd77]

[h2]Johnson, Ochocinco,"Hachi Go"? Chad's next name change[/h2]
By MJD

According to someone who watches his broadcasts at UStream -- which I might do someday if my television is stolen, there are no books left in the world, the rest of the internet dies and a sniper is perched outside ready to kill me the second I leave my home -- Chad Ochocinco plans on changing his name again.

He made the announcement on Sunday morning before the game against the Lions. This time, the new name will be "Hachi Go," which is Japanese for "Eight Five." From Glenn S. Moore at The Dugout Sports Show:

"I'm not sure how Mr. Goodell is going to take it," Ochocinco said as he held up the jersey.

But why "Hachi Go"?

A Japanese film crew was in town a couple weeks ago to do a piece on the Bengals for a NFL show over there. They said all NFL fans in Japan know who Chad Ochocinco(notes) is and they seriously made a proposal to Chad to change his last name to "Hachi Go".

"Some fans of mine that are Japanese said I should change my last name to 'Hachi Go'."

Well, by all means, if someone suggested it, you should do it. Can I be in line next? The season after "Hachi Go," I think you should be "Chad Hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia." It would mean "Chad Fear of Long Words," but really, I just want to see how it looks on a jersey.

Do whatever makes you happy, man. Perhaps someday, you will get an amount of attention that you believe is enough.

 

[5am6oody72]

I thought Ocho Cinco was alright, but this is just dumb now

 

[dwadefan]

Originally Posted by 5am6oody72

I thought Ocho Cinco was alright, but this is just dumb now

Co-sign. Dude is OD'ing on all this now.

 

[iceman3699]

guy needs to calm down

 

[jpzx]

Chad Hachi Go?

 

[dontsteponmyshoes]

I like it...do what you do Hachi

 

[addictedtofreshkicks]

its not even funny anymore.... dude is just a clown.

 

[licensed to ball]

Originally Posted by DontStepOnMyShoes

I like it...do what you do Hachi

 

[twig1026]

Should be "KissDaBaby"

 

[ballinboykz]

Originally Posted by Twig1026

Should be "KissDaBaby"

Chil' please.

 

[fear the ibis]

How can you not like this guy?

Dude is genuinely entertaining and funny.

And he's doing it to please a part of his fanbase. Why are y'all acting so salty?

Give it a rest and remove the sticks from out of your rectums.

 

[jamergrady]

Originally Posted by BallinBoykz

Originally Posted by Twig1026

Should be "KissDaBaby"

Chil' please.

Don't give this man any ideas.

 

[f3djam]

thats a dope name haha

 

[nublee]

dude stays SCREAMING for attention

 

[4thand10]

Originally Posted by 5am6oody72

I thought Ocho Cinco was alright, but this is just dumb now

It's the opposite for me. Somehow this makes it funnier to me.

 

[deveroesshopper]

From one Chad to the next:

Do what you do playa

 

[airmaxpenny1]

@ people being butthurt. Dude is an entertainer, and he makes fun ofthe false of the No Fun League. Sports is entertainment, he is a goofy dude, let dude rock

 

[kmstivers21]

Dude sure knows how to make money... He's a marketing genius. Plain & simple...

 

[sonoftony]

again...this man needs his own show..

 

[rko2004]

Originally Posted by airmaxpenny1

@ people being butthurt. Dude is an entertainer, and he makes fun of the false of the No Fun League. Sports is entertainment, he is a goofy dude, let dude rock

 

[mcraptor]

Y'all really think they gonna let him change the name on his jersey again though?

 

[needsomejays]

Originally Posted by McRaptor

Y'all really think they gonna let him change the name on his jersey again though?

i mean if he legally changes his name again, dont they have to?

 

[mr jordan04]

Originally Posted by Fear The Ibis

How can you not like this guy?

Dude is genuinely entertaining and funny.

And he's doing it to please a part of his fanbase. Why are y'all acting so salty?

Give it a rest and remove the sticks from out of your rectums.

 

[dland24]

Chad is the best. Simple. Dude never causes problems. Just has a good time.

 

[tommykairaa]